{"id":13980,"date":"2019-01-03T07:31:39","date_gmt":"2019-01-03T04:31:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=13980"},"modified":"2019-01-03T13:38:37","modified_gmt":"2019-01-03T10:38:37","slug":"scurt-cu-wizz-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=13980","title":{"rendered":"Scurt cu Wizz (again )"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>In fa\u021ba por\u021bii de \u00eembarcare e tras un singur autobuz, care s\u0103 te duc\u0103 la avion. Nimeni nu ar putea s\u0103 nu nimereasc\u0103 s\u0103 se suie \u00een el, ci s\u0103 b\u00e2ntuie ca un bezmetic pe l\u00e2ng\u0103, uit\u00e2ndu-se ca autistul la avioanele din apropiere a &#8220;oare, care-o fi \u0103la care m\u0103 duce pe mine in Angliea? &#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Cu excep\u021bia unui special care zboar\u0103 pe Luton cu Wizz. Pe \u0103\u0219tia \u00eei po\u021bi b\u0103nui \u0219i \u00eei po\u021bi \u0219i vedea.<\/p>\n<p>Not\u0103: Am inceput s\u0103 \u00eei ginesc pe specialii care merg pe Luton de la controlul de securitate. Pariez cu mine, \u00een g\u00e2nd, iar azi am avut c\u00e2\u0219tig 5 din 5. Dac\u0103 erau to\u021bi pe un bilet sp\u0103rgeam casa la Bet Caffe.<\/p>\n<p>Bonus track : O duduie vrea s\u0103 se a\u0219eze pe locul ei, dar un distins domn care nu \u00ee\u0219i rezervase locuri explicit, pentru el \u0219i familia lui, \u0219i erau repartiza\u021bi cine \u0219tie pe unde, o \u00eent\u00e2mpin\u0103 ospitalier:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Dar te rog, dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi miroas\u0103 pielea a \u021bigan, po\u021bi s\u0103 mergi s\u0103 iei loc. Dar eu sunt aicea cu copilul; se pi\u0219\u0103, se cac\u0103 pe el, dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 pu\u021bi c\u00e2nd ie\u0219i de-aici po\u021bi s\u0103 stai&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Tare, s\u0103 aud\u0103 tot avionul, asumandu-\u0219i identitatea \u00een discurs.<\/p>\n<p>Nu am v\u0103zut-o pe duduie, dar am sim\u021bit c\u0103 f\u0103cea ceva curent c\u00e2nd a plecat \u00eenv\u00e2rtindu-se.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In fa\u021ba por\u021bii de \u00eembarcare e tras un singur autobuz, care s\u0103 te duc\u0103 la avion. Nimeni nu ar putea s\u0103 nu nimereasc\u0103 s\u0103 se&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1594],"tags":[3009,1724],"class_list":["post-13980","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uk","tag-avionul-de-luton","tag-wizz"],"views":1896,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-3Du","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13980","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13980"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13980\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13982,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13980\/revisions\/13982"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13980"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13980"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13980"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}