{"id":14031,"date":"2019-01-12T06:05:20","date_gmt":"2019-01-12T03:05:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=14031"},"modified":"2019-01-12T06:07:37","modified_gmt":"2019-01-12T03:07:37","slug":"rant-primiti-cu-decesul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=14031","title":{"rendered":"Rant: Primi\u021bi cu decesul?"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\u00cemi arat\u0103 so\u021bia c\u0103 ne-au c\u0103utat unii cu reclame \u0219i ne-au l\u0103sat \u00een po\u0219t\u0103 calendare. Din 2018, vezi poza din feat.<\/p>\n

Pare de c\u0103cat dar are sens, c\u00e2nd te ui\u021bi mai bine. Sunt din aia “Sub P\u0103m\u00e2nt S.R.L” cu promo\u021bii la \u00eenmorm\u00e2nt\u0103ri. E bine ales \u0219i momentul, c\u0103 iarna dau col\u021bul mai multi, sunt ceva mo\u0219i \u0219i prin blocul nostru, n-au nimerit ei cutia po\u0219tal\u0103 dar inten\u021bia e bun\u0103.<\/p>\n

Majoritatea se ab\u021bin \u0219i mor dup\u0103 s\u0103rb\u0103tori, \u0219tii cum e: “S\u0103 nu stric\u0103m revelionul la copii!” . Nici nu glumesc, bunicul so\u021biei zicea la un moment dat c\u0103 el moare \u00een weekend \u0219i s\u0103 se duc\u0103 nevasta lui s\u0103 \u00eei ia \u00een avans certificatul de deces de la prim\u0103rie, si c\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eel \u00eengrop\u0103m atunci. Mama so\u021biei i-a atras aten\u021bia imediat c\u0103 n-are ce c\u0103uta s\u0103 moar\u0103 s\u0103 ne strice weekendul. S\u0103 moar\u0103 \u00een timpul s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nii, c\u0103 se da liber pl\u0103tit de la serviciu!<\/p>\n

A\u0219a, calendarul. C\u00e2nd mori nu mai trece timpul, r\u0103m\u00e2i \u00een 2018, de ce s-ar mai obosi cineva cu calendarul de anul \u0103sta. Ce, mai ai planuri in agend\u0103? Cred c\u0103 e de fapt simbolic, nu c\u0103 recicleaz\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia reclamele de anul trecut.<\/p>\n

Trec\u00e2nd peste rant, m\u0103 uimesc pe bune c\u00e2nd deschid c\u0103r\u021bulia.<\/p>\n

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Pachet Funerar Domiciliu – primi\u021bi pe loc 2000 de lei. Cum adic\u0103, b\u0103, primi\u021bi?<\/p>\n

\u0102\u0219tia \u00ee\u021bi dau bani s\u0103 te \u00eengroape? Nu \u021bie, na, apar\u021bin\u0103torilor, dar totu\u0219i .<\/p>\n

Eu credeam c\u0103 serviciul cost\u0103 , adic\u0103 moartea nu e gratis, acum v\u0103d c\u0103 prime\u0219ti \u0219i bani.<\/p>\n

Habar nu aveam c\u00e2t mai cost\u0103 un serviciu de \u00eengrop\u0103ciune in Rom\u00e2nia, b\u0103nuiam c\u0103 e ieftin, nu ca \u00een America 6000 d\u0103 dolari+,<\/a> dar nici chiar cu sold negativ.<\/p>\n

\u0218tii, c\u0103 era o vorb\u0103 : N-am bani nici s\u0103 mor.<\/p>\n

Las’ c\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi dau eu, tu numai f\u0103 efortul.<\/p>\n

De fapt, am \u00een\u021beles pe urm\u0103 cum vine. Banii \u021bi-i da statul, Dragnea – cum ar zice un pensionar. Ajutor de \u00eenmorm\u00e2ntare. Iar \u0103\u0219tia te bibilesc pe mai pu\u021bin de at\u00e2t.<\/p>\n

Te prezin\u021bi cu mortu’ \u0219i cu talonul de pensie, ei \u021bi-l \u00eempacheteaz\u0103 \u0219i \u00ee\u021bi dau diferen\u021ba.<\/p>\n

Talonul \u0103sta de pensie e \u0219mecherie in Rom\u00e2nia. L-am v\u0103zut pe tata merg\u00e2nd cu autocarul moca doar cu talonul de pensie \u0219i ni\u0219te cupoane. La o firm\u0103 privat\u0103. Nu \u0219tiu exact cum func\u021bioneaz\u0103, dar e un instrument puternic. Are \u0219i reducere la salin\u0103, c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u0219i plimb\u0103 nepoatele.<\/p>\n

N-am \u00eentrebat la Wizz sau la Tarom, dac\u0103 merge \u0219i acolo, c\u0103 cre’ c\u0103 o s\u0103 aib\u0103 nevoie.<\/p>\n

Presupun c\u0103 asta cu ajutorul de \u00eenmorm\u00e2ntare e ultima schem\u0103 pe care o po\u021bi face cu talonul, \u0219mecheria final\u0103.<\/p>\n

Ce-mi place totu\u0219i e numele pachetului \u0103la premium de la \u0103\u0219tia:<\/p>\n

“Pachet Spital Complet” . Lol. Deci aia e, te duci la spital, iar c\u00e2nd completeaz\u0103 aia tot ce au de f\u0103cut cu tine, te \u00eenscrii la pachet. E bine de \u0219tiut, dac\u0103 ajung vreodat\u0103 internat s\u0103 nu cer pachetul complet, cum ar veni c\u0103 vreau f\u0103r\u0103 finalizare, complet\u0103m alt\u0103 dat\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00cemi arat\u0103 so\u021bia c\u0103 ne-au c\u0103utat unii cu reclame \u0219i ne-au l\u0103sat \u00een po\u0219t\u0103 calendare. Din 2018, vezi poza din feat. Pare de c\u0103cat dar…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":14029,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1244],"tags":[3023,254],"class_list":["post-14031","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bucuresti","tag-la-misto","tag-reclame"],"views":1574,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/IMG_20190112_043410371-01.jpeg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-3Ej","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14031","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14031"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14031\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14032,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14031\/revisions\/14032"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/14029"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14031"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14031"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14031"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}