{"id":14133,"date":"2019-01-22T23:18:55","date_gmt":"2019-01-22T20:18:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=14133"},"modified":"2019-01-22T23:30:24","modified_gmt":"2019-01-22T20:30:24","slug":"doua-fete","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=14133","title":{"rendered":"Dou\u0103 fe\u021be"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>M\u0103 uime\u0219te capacitatea rom\u00e2nilor c\u00e2nd vine vorba de f\u0103cut mi\u0219touri.<\/p>\n<p>Zicala &#8220;r\u00e2de ciob de oal\u0103 spart\u0103&#8221; se aplic\u0103 oriunde.<\/p>\n<p>Eu de exemplu, c\u00e2nd eram copil\/adolescent nu eram cu mult mai frumos dec\u00e2t acum. Dar nici nu m-a deranjat vreodat\u0103 cum ar\u0103t.<\/p>\n<p>Dintr-un motiv care totu\u0219i \u00eemi scap\u0103 toate gagicile care mi-au spus c\u0103 sunt ur\u00e2t, c\u0103 am p\u0103rul \u00een cap ca o oaie, c\u0103 sunt piticanie, c\u0103 dracu&#8217; mai \u0219tie ce, erau str\u00e2mbe la modul &#8220;nu te-a\u0219 fute, s\u0103-mi pl\u0103te\u0219ti&#8221;, genul \u0103la cu defecte deranjante, nu \u00een sensul c\u0103 nu mi se p\u0103reau mie atr\u0103g\u0103toare. Erau vai de pula lor, ca s\u0103 zic a\u0219a.<\/p>\n<p>Ba, o dat\u0103 mi-a zis un gras b\u0103\u0219inos \u0219i cu co\u0219uri c\u00e2t capul pulii mele pe fa\u021b\u0103, c\u0103 sunt ur\u00e2tul internatului, de r\u00e2deam cu lacrimi. Bine, pe \u0103sta l-am \u00een\u021beles , c\u0103 era dup\u0103 ce l-am b\u0103tut un pic cu o coad\u0103 de m\u0103tur\u0103. Plm.<\/p>\n<p>Dar nu \u00eemi spuneau ( vorbesc de femei ) asta in ipostaza \u00een care eu \u00eencercam s\u0103 le ag\u0103\u021b sau ceva. C\u0103 dac\u0103 m-a\u0219 da la una \u0219i mi-ar spune s\u0103-mi v\u0103d de treab\u0103, c\u0103-s ur\u00e2t, n-am ce pula mea s\u0103 mai continui \u0219i e de \u00een\u021beles. Dac\u0103 nu-i place cum ar\u0103t mai caut, doar n-o s\u0103 \u00eemi fac acuma opera\u021bii estetice pentru o femeie. Nu de alta, dar e cam scump.<\/p>\n<p>Dar nu. Toate \u00eemi spuneau asta ca un fel de argument sau replic\u0103 \u00eentr-o disensiune, ceart\u0103, sau ca nemul\u021bumire pe o tem\u0103 total necoplanar\u0103 cu frumuse\u021bea. Un fel de ia s\u0103 te jignesc eu pe tine. Ok.<\/p>\n<p>Dar, b\u0103i, p\u00e2n\u0103 acuma nu mi-a zis o gagic\u0103 bun\u0103 &#8220;b\u0103, ur\u00e2tule&#8221; \u00een vreo circumstan\u021b\u0103. Nu c\u0103 a\u0219 fi, sau n-a\u0219 fi, dar nu mi-au zis \u0219i am avut \u0219i disensiuni \u0219i pl\u00e2ngeri de la gagici care-\u021bi puneau pula in pozi\u021bie de drep\u021bi c\u00e2nd treceau pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 tine. Dar nu. Presupun c\u0103 era evident\u0103 diferen\u021ba de frumuse\u021be \u0219i nu prea aveau ce capitaliza, sau nu \u0219tiu exact care e motivul.<\/p>\n<p>Ce vreau s\u0103 spun de fapt e c\u0103 <a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\" href=\"http:\/\/m.hotnews.ro\/stire\/22928651\">vicepre\u0219edintele Uniunii Europene<\/a> ne-a mai f\u0103cut un pic de moral\u0103 \u00een public c\u0103 ne abatem de la normele democratice europene bla-bla. Asta a\u0219a dup\u0103 ce am primit pre\u0219edin\u021bia uniunii cu mesaje c\u0103lduroase and shit. Nenea \u0103sta e finlandez, una din \u021b\u0103rile alea care nu prea \u0219tiu s\u0103 despart\u0103 \u00een silabe bine cuv\u00e2ntul corup\u021bie.<\/p>\n<p>Primul lezat \u0219i gata s\u0103 fac\u0103 o declara\u021bie pe tem\u0103 este prin\u021bul PSD ( c\u0103 baron sun\u0103 prea b\u0103d\u0103r\u0103nos) C\u0103t\u0103lin R\u0103dulescu. Care zice c\u0103 pe finlandez &#8220;<a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mediafax.ro\/politic\/deputatul-radulescu-il-ataca-dur-pe-vicepresedintele-ce-care-a-criticat-oug-anuntata-de-toader-nu-l-recomanda-nici-fata-nici-experienta-17848521\">nu \u00eel recomand\u0103 nici fa\u021ba, nici experien\u021ba&#8221;<\/a> &#8211; din ciclul &#8221; cu fa\u021ba aia de \u021b\u0103ran vii tu la mine, b\u0103?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Acuma, astea-s fe\u021bele celor doi:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"14131\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=14131\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/screenshot_20190122-205835-016739692966822388958.jpeg\" data-orig-size=\"1080,1920\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"screenshot_20190122-205835-016739692966822388958.jpeg\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/screenshot_20190122-205835-016739692966822388958-576x1024.jpeg\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-14131\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/screenshot_20190122-205835-016739692966822388958.jpeg\" width=\"1080\" height=\"1920\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/screenshot_20190122-205835-016739692966822388958.jpeg 1080w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/screenshot_20190122-205835-016739692966822388958-169x300.jpeg 169w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/screenshot_20190122-205835-016739692966822388958-768x1365.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/screenshot_20190122-205835-016739692966822388958-576x1024.jpeg 576w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 1080px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Nu \u0219tiu experien\u021ba finlandezului, dar pot spicui pu\u021bin din a <strong>deputatului<\/strong> C\u0103t\u0103lin &#8220;Mitralier\u0103&#8221; Radulescu.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\" href=\"http:\/\/mobile.hotnews.ro\/stire\/22381192\">Condamnare definitiv\u0103 pentru fapte de corup\u021bie ( mita si altele )<\/a>. Cu suspendare, c\u0103 a\u0219a se condamn\u0103 corup\u021bii in Rom\u00e2nia, nu ca la necalifica\u021bii \u0103ia de finlandezi.<\/li>\n<li><a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mediafax.ro\/social\/video-dosar-penal-de-tulburare-a-linistii-publice-dupa-declaratia-deputatului-psd-catalin-radulescu-privind-detinerea-unei-mitraliere-akm-16195424\">Dosar penal penteu deranjearea linistii publice dup\u0103 ce a amenintat protestatarii intr-un interviu c\u0103 are o pu\u0219c\u0103 si ca i-ar \u00eempu\u0219ca.<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.digi24.ro\/stiri\/actualitate\/politica\/dosar-de-ultraj-pentru-catalin-radulescu-dupa-ce-a-facut-o-nesimtita-pe-jurista-ipj-arges-934407\">\u00cenc\u0103 un dosar penal deschis pentru ultraj<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/recorder.ro\/dosarul-prin-care-deputatul-catalin-radulescu-a-obtinut-indemnizatia-de-revolutionar-e-plin-de-minciuni-si-neconcordante\/\">Certificatul lui de revolu\u021bionar e ob\u021binut \u00een condi\u021bii cel pu\u021bin suspicioase.<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>P\u0103i a\u0219a! I-a zis-o lu&#8217; lache \u0103la.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Citez :<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color:rgb(0,0,0); font-family:Lato,sans-serif; font-size:17px; font-style:normal; font-variant-ligatures:normal; font-variant-caps:normal; font-weight:400; letter-spacing:normal; orphans:2text-indent:0px; text-transform:none; white-space:normal; widows:2; word-spacing:0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width:0px; background-color:rgb(255,255,255); text-decoration-style:initial; text-decoration-color:initial; display:inline!important; float:none; text-align:left;\">Dac\u0103 nu \u015ftie ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 stat de drept, s\u0103 pun\u00ee m\u00e2na pe carte s\u0103 citeasc\u0103.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8211; din C\u0103t\u0103lin R\u0103dulescu.<\/p>\n<p>Bine, probabil c\u0103 nici nu \u0219tie vicepre\u0219edintele uniunii europene cine e R\u0103dulescu (nu c\u0103 ar conta ).<\/p>\n<p>Da-i cel pu\u021bin amuzant c\u00e2t de rom\u00e2ne\u0219te i-a r\u0103spuns.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M\u0103 uime\u0219te capacitatea rom\u00e2nilor c\u00e2nd vine vorba de f\u0103cut mi\u0219touri. Zicala &#8220;r\u00e2de ciob de oal\u0103 spart\u0103&#8221; se aplic\u0103 oriunde. Eu de exemplu, c\u00e2nd eram copil\/adolescent&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":14132,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[170],"tags":[3047],"class_list":["post-14133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-politice","tag-catalin-radulescu"],"views":2300,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/2703db3a4a68158f3e1f650b0f140e55.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-3FX","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14133"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14133\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14138,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14133\/revisions\/14138"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/14132"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}