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Mai ieri ziceam c\u0103 \u00eemi place iarna cinstit\u0103 din Rom\u00e2nia, ca acum s\u0103 aud c\u0103 mor romulanii pe capete de la gripa H1N1 care b\u00e2ntuie continentul \u0219i ca s\u0103 v\u0103d, c\u00e2nd am ie\u0219it sa iau ceva de haleu, c\u0103 era un pic de polei \u0219i b\u0103tea un v\u00e2nt de mi-am adus aminte de ce nu prea mi-a pl\u0103cut \u00een Copenhaga. Instant.<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd am venit \u00eenapoi l-am g\u0103sit pe un nene d\u0103dea s\u0103 intre \u00een bloc, in sensul c\u0103 dadea cu capul in rama de termopan a u\u0219ii. Zic “hopa, pe \u0103sta l-a luat flama la ber\u0103ria din bloc” . Se \u00eentoarce cu fa\u021ba la mine \u0219i v\u0103d c\u0103 l-am luat flama bine de tot; e plin de n\u0103mol pe mecl\u0103, se uit\u0103 relativ incoerent \u0219i are c\u00e2teva julituri proasp\u0103t deschise. Face un strafe <\/cite>de vreo doi metri din fa\u021ba mea \u0219i am impresia c\u0103 vrea s\u0103 plece, dac\u0103 nimere\u0219te direc\u021bia. Na\u0219pa s\u0103 fii turmentat pe vremea asta. \u0218tiu cum e, nu judec.<\/p>\n

Scot repede cheia din buzunar c\u0103 tremur\u0103 codul de bare pe ea de frig, o trag prin interfon \u0219i m\u0103 bag la ad\u0103post, nu mai \u00eenchid u\u0219a dup\u0103 mine ( se \u00eenchide singur\u0103 ) , \u00eemi iau vitez\u0103 spre lift. Aud un bau. Asta d\u0103dea iar s\u0103 intre. \u00ce\u0219i luase vitez\u0103 \u0219i se \u00eenfipsese in partea care nu se deschide, dar o prinsese pe aia bun\u0103 de clan\u021b\u0103 deschis\u0103. M-a\u0219 fi \u00eentors s\u0103 \u00eel \u00eentreb ce pula mea caut\u0103 \u00een bloc, dar la c\u00e2t cunosc eu vecinii, ar putea locui aici.<\/p>\n

R\u00e2deam de be\u021bivan , dar distrac\u021bia \u00eencepu c\u00e2nd am cobor\u00e2t s\u0103 merg iar la Auchan s\u0103 cump\u0103r ni\u0219te c\u00e2teva-uri \u0219i \u00eemi dau seama c\u0103 e mare minune dac\u0103 ajung p\u00e2n\u0103 la Mega (jum\u0103tate din distan\u021b\u0103).<\/p>\n

Nu neap\u0103rat c\u0103 mi-a zburat \u0219apca de tractorist instant de s-a dus 100 de metri \u00een 3 secunde, c\u00e2t c\u0103 nici nu puteam s\u0103 merg dup\u0103 ea, poate dec\u00e2t pe burt\u0103.<\/p>\n

B\u0103, un polei ca in desene animate, ca \u00een alea cu Tom \u0219i Jerry. Am ajuns la magazin \u0219i nu puteam intra c\u0103 m\u0103 b\u0103tea v\u00e2ntul inapoi \u0219i era \u00eenclinat \u00eenspre \u00eenapoi.<\/p>\n

Acum mi-ar fi trebuit vreo 3-4 kilograme \u00een plus, s\u0103 le fi avut, c\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eempungea v\u00e2ntul prin geaca de ski \u00een coaste \u0219i m\u0103 ducea unde voia pula lui. nici m\u0103car nu glumesc, d\u0103deam Degeaba din picioare, c\u0103 direc\u021bia de deplasare era dat\u0103 ori de v\u00e2nt ori de \u00eenclina\u021bie. Dap eram in bocanci.<\/p>\n

Ca mine anu’ trecut, \u0219oferii p\u0103reau c\u0103 nici nu b\u0103nuiesc c\u0103 e polei de\u0219i aveau \u021bur\u021burii pe ma\u0219in\u0103 de-o palm\u0103.<\/p>\n

Nu cred c\u0103 am mai v\u0103zut a\u0219a ceva din iarna lui 2003-2004.<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd am ajuns ‘napoi la bloc,evident \u0219i aici \u00eenclina\u021bia mi se \u00eempotrivea \u0219i nu puteam s\u0103 intru \u00een bloc, a dracu \u00eenclina\u021bie tr\u0103gea c\u0103tre bar. Acum am unit brusc punctele \u0219i l-am \u00een\u021beles pe onorabilul de mai de vreme.<\/p>\n

Am intrat \u00een non-stop \u0219i-am cump\u0103rat 3 pachete de sare c\u0103 trebuia s\u0103 fac \u00eentr-un fel, nu era veme de stat afar\u0103 .<\/p>\n