{"id":14322,"date":"2019-02-09T07:32:02","date_gmt":"2019-02-09T04:32:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=14322"},"modified":"2019-02-07T19:51:07","modified_gmt":"2019-02-07T16:51:07","slug":"mat-din-doua","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=14322","title":{"rendered":"Mat din dou\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p>M\u0103 t\u00e2ram prin market cu 2 cutii de carton intr-o m\u00e2na \u0219i 2 l\u0103zi \u00een alta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2mpin\u0103 un tip cu \u201dPentru copii! Vrem s\u0103 facem o schimbare!\u201d f\u0103r\u0103 bun\u0103 ziua, sau futu-te \u00een cur. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bag un \u201dn-am timp\u201d \u0219i dau s\u0103 plec, dar se \u021bine dup\u0103 mine c\u0103 dou\u0103 minute pot fi importante \u0219i c\u0103 nu m\u0103 oblig\u0103 la nimic &#8211; lol, parc\u0103 ar putea. Bla-bla. La urm\u0103 renun\u021b\u0103, da-s ofticat c\u0103 nu m-am descurcat s\u0103-i dau fatala, \u00een timp ce-l ia \u00een bot pe urm\u0103torul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>  \u201dPentru copii! Vrem s\u0103 facem o schimbare!\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>   \u201dDa-i \u00een pula mea\u201d vine un r\u0103spuns printre din\u021bi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>   Pe un ton afectat tipul insist\u0103 cu \u201dAr putea fi al dumneavoastr\u0103\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>   \u201dAuzi? Eu folosesc mereu prezervative, mergi la altul s\u0103 \u021bi-l recunoasc\u0103!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>   \u0218ah. Mat!  M\u0103 evapor invidios c\u0103 mie nu mi-a trecut asta prin cap.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>[&#8230;]<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cen fa\u021ba hypermarketului sunt taximetri\u0219ti c\u0103c\u0103l\u0103u. \u0102ia care mereu se retrag, dac\u0103 nu cumva le dai 50 de lei pe o curs\u0103 de 15. Eu mergeam cu bocancii \u00eenfip\u021bi \u00een g\u00e2ndurile mele. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Surpinz\u0103tor , unul strig\u0103 dup\u0103 mine din 2 metri, de aproape m\u0103 sperie, c\u0103 \u201dSunt, liber!\u201d. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mi-a\u0219 fi v\u0103zut de drum dar eram \u00een\u021bepat de adineauri.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201d\u0218i eu, din &#8217;89! \u0218i folesc Uber!\u201d Credeam c\u0103-i mat dintr-una, dar insist\u0103, pesemne n-a \u00een\u021beles gluma:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201dHai dom&#8217;ne, ca sunt liber \u0219i nu e niciun Uber aici, spune un&#8217; te duc!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201d\u00cemi pare r\u0103u, m\u0103 retrag!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cemi zice c\u0103-s nesim\u021bit \u0219i \u0219tiu, dar m\u0103 simt bine cu mine. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M\u0103 t\u00e2ram prin market cu 2 cutii de carton intr-o m\u00e2na \u0219i 2 l\u0103zi \u00een alta. M\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2mpin\u0103 un tip cu \u201dPentru copii! 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