{"id":1435,"date":"2015-02-05T11:45:33","date_gmt":"2015-02-05T09:45:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=1435"},"modified":"2015-02-05T12:13:34","modified_gmt":"2015-02-05T10:13:34","slug":"mail-bitch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=1435","title":{"rendered":"Mail, bitch!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Am primit azinoapte un SMS pe linie profesionala ca poate ar trebui sa raspund unui mail cu deadline ca …plm. Scroll-scroll-scroll pe telefon….<\/p>\n

Si eram gen : “Which \u00a0mail, bitch? Ain’t seein’ no email with deadline in my\u00a0inbox, nigga’!.”<\/p>\n

Si-apoi: “Uuum, oh wait…” N-am niciun mail de niciun fel de luni. WTF. Pornesc MS Outlooku’…<\/p>\n

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Defapt la drept vorbind , instalez mailul pe outlook , ca am un laptop nou la care nu se activeaza windowsul si officeul pentru ca …plm lucrez la o companie de consultanta IT, de ce s-ar activa…<\/p>\n

Diiiing! You’re 300 MB over quota! Pula sending mail ,pula receiving.\u00a0<\/strong>\u00a0 Ba, ce cacat , cum 300 \u00a0de mega?De obicei te blocheaza la 0-10-50 de mega’ peste limita \u00a0si primesti warninguri mai inainte , ca ti se umple. Si mai aveam \u00a0o suta lunga de megabytes pana la 1.9GB.<\/p>\n

Da, astia la care lucrez sunt atat de zgarciti ca ne-au taiat macaroana de la 2.4GB, la 1.9, cam de cand m-am angajat. \u00a0150 de mii de angajati, mosule! Facem economii… Cand ma uit…quota = 1.5 GB. \u00a0Oh, deci pur si simplu am fost lasat “pe-afara” si s-a dus orice posibilitate de notificare … Multumesc ca m-ati informat , gen , inainte… Consultanta IT ziceam?<\/p>\n

Sa-mi trag palme , pana anul trecut pe vremea asta lucram si la o companie de mai putin de 100 de angajati si aveam 24 GB spatiu pe mailul de exchange , adica ala de la microsoft. De fapt , ce zic , inca mai am ,ca nu mi-au taiat mailul.<\/p>\n

Aaa, pai muie ma , atunci , sa mi-o infig in\u00a0deadline-urile voastre ca lumanarea in coliva.<\/p>\n

Si-l intreb p-ala: “Bai nene , ai primit cumva o notificare ca am casuta plina si nu primesc mailuri?” Si zice ,” … da acum 3 zile, am crezut ca ai sa-ti \u00a0cureti casuta , ca si eu am fost in aceeasi situatie. Gen , am s-o curat si ce? “NU pot primi mailuri iti spune \u00a0ceva? “…A, pai atunci, bine. Back to sleep.<\/p>\n

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Cu mailul limpede ii scriu aluia: “Poti sa imi mai trimiti odata mailul ala ?” .Gen sa-l vad si eu…<\/p>\n

Si-mi raspunde : Pai ti l-am trimis.<\/p>\n

Eu: ~ Unde vere, ca nu-l vad?Waaait… Cand l-ai trimis?<\/p>\n

“Aseara, inainte sa-ti dau SMS ti-am retrmis maiulul si ti-am cerut sa raspunzi.”<\/strong><\/p>\n

Aplauze , va rog. Aplauze, pentru consultantii IT!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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