{"id":14362,"date":"2019-02-19T08:12:50","date_gmt":"2019-02-19T05:12:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=14362"},"modified":"2019-02-19T11:24:24","modified_gmt":"2019-02-19T08:24:24","slug":"eu-si-cainii-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=14362","title":{"rendered":"Eu \u0219i c\u00e2inii. I"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Tot v\u0103d c\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentreba\u021bi, nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 obsesiv sau doar ca s\u0103 m\u0103 tachina\u021bi, de potaia<\/a> care se aciuase clandestin<\/a> la mine \u0219i c\u0103reia \u0219i-a f\u0103cut mil\u0103 tata (de mine) s\u0103 \u00eei “de-a \u0219ansa” de a-\u0219i g\u0103si alt st\u0103p\u00e2n. \u0218i de care nu \u00eemi pas\u0103 c\u00e2tu\u0219i de pu\u021bin .<\/p>\n

Am \u00eenceput textul \u0103sta pe avion ( nu conteaz\u0103 care \u0219i c\u00e2nd), voi ve\u021bi citi c\u00e2ndva pe buc\u0103\u021bi, \u00een func\u021bie de c\u00e2nd o s\u0103 termin eu povestea.<\/p>\n

Aud pe unii \u00een spate care dezbat pe tema \u021binutului c\u00e2inilor \u00een cas\u0103; o tip\u0103 zice c\u0103 put (zice bine ) iar altul rage, efectiv asta face, c\u0103, dom’ne, animalele au salvat VIE\u021aI!!!111<\/strong><\/p>\n

Coaie, centura de siguran\u021b\u0103 salveaz\u0103 vie\u021bi \u0219i nu sunt \u00eendr\u0103gostit de ea. O port a\u0219a \u00een sc\u00e2rb\u0103 si nu o iau in cas\u0103 din ma\u0219in\u0103. La fel \u0219i airbag-urile.<\/p>\n

La fel \u0219i doctorii \u0219i nu \u021bin neap\u0103rat s\u0103 am unul \u00een cas\u0103 de\u0219i cei mai mul\u021bi dintre ei sunt civiliza\u021bi \u0219i nu put ca un c\u00e2ine .<\/p>\n

\u0218i oamenii salveaz\u0103 vie\u021bi, de ce nu ai \u021bine unul din \u0103la in cas\u0103 \u00een loc de un c\u00e2ine ?<\/p>\n

Mie nu-mi plac, \u00een general, pot\u0103ile, sau alte animale de companie pe care nu le putem m\u00e2nca. Ok, putem m\u00e2nca c\u00e2inii, dar nu \u0219tiu eu re\u021bete bune. Sentimentul e reciproc. Sunt omul \u0103la r\u0103u pe care \u00eel latr\u0103 c\u00e2inii.<\/p>\n

Zic \u00een general, pentru c\u0103 \u00een particular s-a mai \u00eent\u00e2mplat s\u0103 \u00eemi plac\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 \u00eei apreciez pe unii dintre ei. De regul\u0103 ai mei.<\/p>\n

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Primul contact cu un c\u00e2ine, c\u00e2inele pe care \u00eel aveau ai mei c\u00e2nd aveam vreo 3 ani, mi-a l\u0103sat un vag semn sub ochi, pe care \u00eel am \u0219i acum, \u00een urma unei mu\u0219c\u0103turi, care a fost destul de aproape de a m\u0103 l\u0103sa chior. Nu \u00eemi dau seama de ce nu l-a ucis tata pe loc, cum a ucis al\u021bi c\u00e2ini pentru mult mai pu\u021bin, presupun c\u0103 nu eram copilul lui favorit. Eram primul care a supravie\u021buit sarcinii, dar e foarte posibil s\u0103 m\u0103 fi comportat ca un avorton la v\u00e2rsta aia. Eram cam muist. \u0218i nu \u0219tiu sigur, posibil s\u0103 \u00eei fi f\u0103cut ceva c\u00e2inelui \u0103luia. \u0218ti\u021bi cum e, o fi \u00eenjurat copilul, o fi zis ceva, nu se mai \u0219tie .<\/p>\n

A dat totu\u0219i c\u00e2inele bunicii, adic\u0103 m\u0103-sii, care locuia c\u00e2teva case mai departe. A mai tr\u0103it destul c\u00e2t s\u0103 \u00eel \u021bin minte, nu pentru c\u0103 era deosebit ( era deosebit de prost), ci pentru c\u0103 m\u0103 ura cu pasiune \u0219i era legat pe o s\u00e2rm\u0103 de unde m\u0103 l\u0103tra c\u00e2nd mergeam la bunica aia.<\/p>\n

\u0218i presupun c\u0103 voia s\u0103 \u00eel \u021bin minte bine a\u0219a gri, slab \u0219i n\u0103p\u00e2rlici, cum era, c\u0103 tot m-a mai prins o dat\u0103 \u00een offside de m-a t\u0103v\u0103lit \u0219i m-a mu\u0219cat de burt\u0103. Nu mi-a mai r\u0103mas semn \u0219i acolo. Am fost mul\u021bumit, c\u0103 pe verii mei \u00eei mu\u0219ca mai des.<\/p>\n

\u00centre timpul \u0103sta tata a adus alt c\u00e2ine, pe Rex ( sunt con\u0219tient c\u0103 pe jum\u0103tate din c\u00e2inii din partea latin\u0103 a lumii i-a chemat a\u0219a, dar nu i-am dat eu numele ) .<\/p>\n

Rex<\/strong><\/p>\n

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era un c\u00e2ine moale. Nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 a mu\u0219cat vreodat\u0103 pe cineva, dar de l\u0103trat l\u0103tra dac\u0103 era cazul, m\u0103car 3 din 5. Dar mie nu \u00eemi p\u0103sa de asta, la v\u00e2rsta aia. \u00cemi pl\u0103cea c\u0103 jucam fotbal \u00eempreun\u0103, c\u0103 \u00eei c\u00e2ntam la muzicu\u021b\u0103 iar el urla pe muzic\u0103 – practic c\u00e2ntam am\u00e2ndoi la fel de bine. C\u0103 m\u0103 uitam \u00een ochii lui \u0219i vedeam un prieten, iar eu nu prea aveam din \u0103\u0219tia . De mic eram \u0219i mizantrop \u0219i manelist, aveam mai mult du\u0219mani.<\/p>\n

Cumva, a \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nit repede – era deja matur c\u00e2nd l-a adus tata.<\/p>\n

\u0218i a \u00eencercat s\u0103 mai creasc\u0103 un pui, ca s\u0103 \u00eel schimbe. \u0102sta nu \u0219tiu cum se numea, c\u0103 nu a tr\u0103it destul s\u0103 \u00eei \u021bin minte numele, dar mi-l aduc aminte perfect, negru, cu pete albe, c\u0103 \u00eentr-o diminea\u021b\u0103 a venit tata din schimbul trei, la scos din cote\u021b \u0219i l-a dat cu capul de st\u00e2lpul de ciment de la porti\u021ba g\u0103rdule\u021bului din fa\u021ba casei p\u00e2n\u0103 a murit in chinuri \u0219i scherlaituri.<\/p>\n

Problema era c\u0103 l-a scos din cote\u021bul puilor \u0219i c\u0103 luase micul dejun deja.<\/p>\n

Nu l-am \u00een\u021beles ( pe la 8-10 ani nu prea ai cum ) \u0219i l-am certat pe tata, ba am \u0219i pl\u00e2ns ca un prost cu lacrimi de crocodil c\u0103 “bahahaha, ce-ai cu el de \u00eel omori a\u0219a?!!? C\u0103 e \u0219i el un suflet \u0219i alte c\u0103caturi. ”<\/p>\n

Trebuie c\u0103 l-am impresionat, c\u0103 nu mai \u0219tiu s\u0103 fi omor\u00e2t alt c\u00e2ine de atunci, nici pe aia care trebuiau s\u0103 fie uci\u0219i. Ba, nu m\u0103 las\u0103 nici pe mine s\u0103 fac ce trebuie.<\/p>\n

Am un mod de a m\u0103 uita ur\u00e2t \u0219i de a vorbi destul de categoric \u0219i t\u0103ios de mic copil.<\/p>\n

Am gre\u0219it, tat\u0103. Eram doar un copil u\u0219or de impresionat.<\/p>\n

A\u0219a c\u0103 am legumit de Rex p\u00e2n\u0103 a r\u0103mas orb. C\u00e2nd era pe duc\u0103 a adus tata alt pui. O corcitura de lup alsacian pe care l-am numit Jeffrey, c\u0103 ce pula mea at\u00e2ta Rex, dar influen\u021ba anglofon\u0103 nu era determinant\u0103 \u00een familie, a\u0219a c\u0103 a r\u0103mas…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Tot v\u0103d c\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentreba\u021bi, nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 obsesiv sau doar ca s\u0103 m\u0103 tachina\u021bi, de potaia care se aciuase clandestin la mine \u0219i c\u0103reia…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":14359,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[614,571],"tags":[3091,3092],"class_list":["post-14362","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bio","category-life-log","tag-cainii-familiei","tag-rex"],"views":4341,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/857308.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-3JE","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14362","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14362"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14362\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14386,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14362\/revisions\/14386"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/14359"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14362"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14362"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14362"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}