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“Ce \u0219tii mai bine de la tat\u0103l t\u0103u…”<\/p>\n

\u0218i chiar a fost frumos ora\u0219ul de piatr\u0103 diferit de ora\u0219ele din c\u0103r\u0103mid\u0103, care-s norma \u00een UK arat\u0103…diferit. S\u0103 te tot plimbi \u00een cele 2 ore de vreme mi\u0219to, grupate \u00een intervale de 30 de minute cu pauz\u0103 de nori, m\u0103car f\u0103r\u0103 ploaie.<\/p>\n

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Curios s\u0103 vezi \u0219i copiii atra\u0219i de priveli\u0219te, de obicei nu sunt ei at\u00e2t de receptivi la peisagistic\u0103, adic\u0103 se uit\u0103 \u0219i le place , dar tematica e de obicei mai important\u0103 dec\u00e2t privirea de ansamblu. \u0218i dac\u0103 ce v\u0103d nu e in tematica de care sunt interesa\u021bi \u00ee\u0219i pierd focusul \u00een scurt timp. Evident.<\/p>\n

Eh, aici ar mai fi stat \u0219i a\u0219 mai fi stat \u0219i eu , dac\u0103 nu am fi obosit to\u021bi de ziceai c\u0103 mergem la 5000m la munte nu \u00eentr-un ora\u0219 de c\u00e2mpie. Aerul tare, intr\u0103 cu noduri.<\/p>\n

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In fine partea proast\u0103 pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 aia cu pl\u0103titul 120 de lire pe bilete de tren ( sunt vreo 50 de mile, cred , din Reading , dar have no worries sunt plecat s\u0103 caut rabl\u0103) a fost cu restaurantele.<\/p>\n

Adic\u0103, eu eram preg\u0103tit la portofel s\u0103 mergem \u0219i noi ca ni\u0219te turi\u0219ti serio\u0219i la un tourist trap cinstit \u0219i elegant de pe centru, c\u0103 a\u0219a se face. De to\u021bi 💰. Dar nu, c\u0103 copilul mic url\u0103 c\u0103 nu m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 dec\u00e2t pizza \u0219i cartofi pr\u0103ji\u021bi \u0219i dac\u0103 era dup\u0103 mine \u00eei luam bilet sub tren la \u00eentoarcere \u0219i plecam pe loc, dar hai, c\u0103 e in perioada de adaptare ( o pul\u0103, c\u00e2nd o apuc\u0103 a\u0219a face \u0219i pe acas\u0103 \u0219i e prea mic\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eei fut dou\u0103 palme s\u0103-i resetez softu’ la set\u0103rile din fabric\u0103) . \u0218i hai \u00eenseamn\u0103 s\u0103 caut eu atunci pe loc \u00een ora\u0219ul \u0103la o Pizza Hut. \u0218i caut \u0219i \u00eemi arat\u0103 google una la o mil\u0103 pe jos \u0219i hai pe jos, c\u0103 dac\u0103 nu avem ma\u0219in\u0103 ce s\u0103 faci. \u0218i e mi\u0219to c\u0103 e fix in direc\u021bia cealalt\u0103 direc\u021biei turistice. Nu-i nimic, ne \u00eentoarcem pe urm\u0103, c\u0103 de aia am venit, nu?<\/p>\n

\u0218i ajung \u00een Nowhere Land dup\u0103 ce am c\u0103rat prin\u021besa \u00een bra\u021be juma’ de drum – c\u0103 nu numai c\u0103 vrea c\u0103cat pe b\u0103\u021b, dar nici nu poate merge pe jos pentru a-l ob\u021bine, at\u00e2ta drum – \u0219i g\u0103sim c\u0103 \u0103la e doar centru de livr\u0103ri \u0219i e \u0219i \u00eenchis de\u0219i google zice c\u0103 nu e.<\/p>\n

Pa\u0219tele \u0219i anafura!<\/p>\n

\u0218i m\u0103 uit s\u0103 mergem la un restaurant italian \u00eent\u00e2lnit \u00een drum, care ar\u0103ta mai de doamne ajut\u0103 ( adic\u0103 de 5 a\u0219a ,nu chiar de 3 (din 10) ca \u0103la in care am intrat) dar so\u021bia e de p\u0103rere ca e altul numai bun ( \u0219tiu, se scrie nu mai) acolo imediat l\u00e2ng\u0103.<\/p>\n

Tot “italian” \u0219i \u0103la.<\/p>\n

Unul \u00een care la intrare pute de m\u0103 \u00eentreb – b\u0103, \u0103\u0219tia or avea nasurile la ei? – dar fericirea familiei e important\u0103 \u0219i ne a\u0219ez\u0103m la o mas\u0103 care arat\u0103 cam ca \u00eentr-o c\u00e2rcium\u0103 la care am mers eu de c\u00e2teva ori prin V\u00e2lcea c\u00e2nd eram liceean; “La Tron” \u00eei spunea lumea.<\/p>\n

Cred c\u0103 dac\u0103 \u00eentrebam puteam s\u0103 bem \u0219i aici pe datorie.<\/p>\n

Toat\u0103 lumea minus je a cerut 🍕 aceea\u0219i chestie, \u0219i pizza lor nu pot s\u0103 zic c\u0103 a fost rea, dar eu nu vreau s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc a\u0219a ceva. Mai gust de la ei 5-6 felii dar nu m\u0103 \u00eenghesui.<\/p>\n

Eu mi-am luat penne arabbiata c\u0103 ori e italian ori nu mai e. \u0218i c\u0103 dac\u0103 nu am \u00eencredere \u00eentr-un restaurant cer paste. Bine, de regul\u0103 Bolognese, dar…<\/p>\n

Mi-au adus cele mai iu\u021bi penne din istorie, cred c\u0103 ei de fapt erau restaurant indian la baz\u0103, iar la gust nu pot s\u0103 zic c\u0103 nu mi-au pl\u0103cut, am cam lins farfuria aia. Cari un copil in bra\u021be prin v\u00e2nt \u0219i cam nehalit de seara, c\u0103 nu prea sunt fan mic dejun, mai ales s\u00e2mb\u0103ta, dac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi deseneaz\u0103 cineva o farfurie de paste fierbin\u021bi tragi pe nas toat\u0103 mina de creion.<\/p>\n

Servit cu aperitiv f\u0103cut din cel mai prost Captain Morgan din istorie ( cred c\u0103 au uitat s\u0103 trag\u0103 spirtul prin p\u00e2ine \u00eenainte s\u0103 pun\u0103 motorin\u0103 \u00een el), c\u0103 nu aveau ceva Brandy italian din meniu ( Vecchia Romagna) , sau un cognac\/Armagnac. Dac\u0103 ei erau ca la tron, ca acolo beau. Ca un tat\u0103 de familie responsabil. Un pahar de rom, f\u0103r\u0103 cuburi, f\u0103r\u0103 nimic. Aveau \u0219i pahare din alea ca la bodega aia infect\u0103.<\/p>\n

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Am plecat mul\u021bumit, consider\u00e2nd circumstan\u021bele \u0219i am avut vreo 3 ore de lini\u0219te. Lini\u0219te la stomac zic.<\/p>\n

Bine, eu sim\u021beam c\u0103 \u00eencepe s\u0103 fiarb\u0103 tuciul intern \u0219i m\u0103 ia cu c\u0103lduri de la extra-picanterii, dar numai bine c\u0103 copilul mic \u00eemi promite c\u0103 merge pe jos f\u0103r\u0103 discu\u021bii dac\u0103 \u00eei iau \u00eenghe\u021bat\u0103. Pe vremea asta.<\/p>\n

Am zis c\u0103 sunt un tat\u0103 responsabil, deci 3 \u00eenghe\u021bate c\u0103 am doi copii, de data asta de la ceva gelato respectabil \u0219i hai s\u0103 \u00eemi potolesc focul din “suflet”.<\/p>\n

Bine, dup\u0103 aia copilul mi-a zis \u0219i partea cu litere mici din contract: “tati, eu am zis c\u0103 merg pe jos p\u00e2n\u0103 <\/strong>\u00eemi iei \u00eenghe\u021bat\u0103” dar asta e treab\u0103 de saci \u00een c\u0103ru\u021b\u0103 \u0219i ce s\u0103-i faci, tre’ s\u0103 m\u0103 interesez cam c\u00e2t pot s\u0103 bat copiii aici p\u00e2n\u0103 m\u0103 bag\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia la zdup, adic\u0103 unde e limita.<\/p>\n

Eh, dar ajuns acas\u0103 n-a mai fost bine \u0219i frumos \u0219i s-a dezintegrat situa\u021bia. Colon Flush \u0219i alta nu. Nu mi-a mai fost a\u0219a r\u0103u de c\u00e2nd locuiam \u00een Berceni, nu mai \u0219tiu c\u00e2nd era asta, acum vreo 12 ani, m-am intoxicat cu Salmonella de un Pa\u0219te, pentru c\u0103 toate cele cuvenite s-au str\u00e2ns la mine in burdihan, tot cam ca acu’.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 nu \u00eemi place pizza.<\/p>\n

Altfel, dac\u0103 ignori partea cu “bag\u0103 dou\u0103 degete pe g\u00e2t c\u00e2nd \u021bi-e r\u0103u” , frumos Bath Spa. Mai mergem acolo, dar f\u0103r\u0103 copii, c\u0103 au ceva Spa pentru de la 16 ani \u00een sus.<\/p>\n

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