{"id":1443,"date":"2015-02-05T19:29:01","date_gmt":"2015-02-05T17:29:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=1443"},"modified":"2015-02-05T19:33:49","modified_gmt":"2015-02-05T17:33:49","slug":"scurt-si-iute","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=1443","title":{"rendered":"Scurt si iute"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/wpid-wp-1423157575137.jpeg\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"wp-1423157575137\" class=\"alignnone size-full\"  alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/wpid-wp-1423157575137.jpeg\" \/><\/a> <\/p>\n<p>Sa nu ma intrebati de masina. Am avut din nou un golf 2.0 tdi, care nu stiu cat prinde ca de la 220 am nevoie de doua benzi.<\/p>\n<p>Altceva vreau sa spun prin scurt si iute. Am inlocuit masa de pranz cu un mar mare si nespalat. Dupa care am luat o vitamina efervescenta -cu sifon, ca altfel n-are farmec.<\/p>\n<p>Cam cat de repede crezi ca poate sa conduca un om&nbsp; cu diaree mai diluata ca apa si balonat ca un blowfish?&nbsp; <\/p>\n<p>De-abia de la 180 in sus mi se strange stomacul destul \u00eenc\u00e2t sa fac fata bombei biologice presand din interior. <\/p>\n<p>Daca mai intarziam 5 minute la benzinarie trebuia sa fac si dus in aeroport.<\/p>\n<p>Bacteriile imi multumesc si pentru mar, si pentru vitamine cu sifon.<\/p>\n<p>Dar ma tratez. Espresso negru, cu whisky la 43 de grade sec si covrig.<br \/>\nCa n-am gasit nici smecta prin medicamente, iar carbocitul e prea, prea light pentru cate bule sunt in vitamine cu sifon. <\/p>\n<p>Sper sa tina.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sa nu ma intrebati de masina. Am avut din nou un golf 2.0 tdi, care nu stiu cat prinde ca de la 220 am nevoie&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[82,25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1443","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-prin-lume","category-sanatate-2"],"views":1729,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-nh","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1443","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1443"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1443\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1446,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1443\/revisions\/1446"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1443"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1443"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1443"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}