

{"id":1448,"date":"2015-02-05T22:22:55","date_gmt":"2015-02-05T20:22:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=1448"},"modified":"2015-02-05T22:22:55","modified_gmt":"2015-02-05T20:22:55","slug":"slibovita","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=1448","title":{"rendered":"\u0218libovi\u021b\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Interesanta zi!<\/p>\n<p>O mai stiti pe aia a lu&#8217; Dem Radulescu , cu \u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=VQJVFT602VA\">\u0218libovi\u021b\u0103<\/a> ? Plictisit , in Frankfurt , intru in Duty Free si vad ca au reduceri la multe parfumuri, pentru ca Februarie. Nu , nu pentru mine, ca eu sunt zgarcit si cu tot cu reduceri mi se par scumpe. Eu ma dau cu Whisky. Pe interior, ca interiorul conteaza , nu? Sufletu&#8217;&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Asa \u00a0ca il sun pe <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/IancuMars\">frate-meu<\/a>\u00a0si-zic :<\/p>\n<p>-Auz bah , au reduceri la parfume,<\/p>\n<p>-La care?<\/p>\n<p>-La multe? Care-s alea care-ti plac?<\/p>\n<p>-Yves&#8230;. (cacat, nu pot sa tin minte numele ca e lung. ). Aia n-au reduceri niciodata.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Hi ca facem altfel. Le iau \u00a0la rand si iti spun.<\/p>\n<p>Si bag metri prin magazin cu citanie la telefon:<\/p>\n<p>Hugo Bo$$ nu, ca e de cocalari , \u00a0Armani nu ca e de poponari , Polo nu \u00a0ca nu mai stiu ce cacat , Davidoff e cu tigarile , CK are , Mai erau unele de puteau a aftershave-ul lu&#8217; bunica-mio de-l folosea pe front&#8230; Bine alea erau la misto , nu la reducere&#8230;Terre D&#8217;Hermes nu ca n-a auzit , Elisabeth Arden &#8230;pula mea ieftineli, si zbang ajung la \u00a0ala cu lama la gat, de EMOisti. JP Gaultier. Ia , ca p-asta il scriu corect ca citesc pe cutie :D. \u00a0Le Male. Le Male Terrible chiar. Sau asa vad eu acusi pe cutie, Ne punem de acord sa-i iau unu de 75 de ml la 30 de EUR ( 29.99 , bineinteles, preturile rotunde exista doar in mintea mea de obsedat compulsiv. Oamenii normali trebuie sa aiba multe cifre fara sens in preturi.)<\/p>\n<p>Eh , il insfac , mai iau o ciucalata pentru nevasta \u00a0si merg sa platesc.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Boarding pass please.<\/p>\n<p>Pai ia d-aici. Nu merge sa citeasca de pe telefon automat ca sunt zgarcit si-l tiu pe 15% luminozitate. Sa nu se toceasca ecranu&#8217;. Sau bateria. Bate de mana. \u00a0Bate si produsele.<\/p>\n<p>-52.20 EUR.<\/p>\n<p>Caut prin portofel si ii \u00a0dau banii. \u00a0In timp ce platesc ma gandesc . Ba da scumpa ciocolata asta. Waaait a minute. Nu poa&#8217; sa fie ASA de scumpa. Si-o intreb p-aia cat e halatul.<\/p>\n<p>-48.50.<\/p>\n<p>Ma-ta. Ii spun ca nu e ca e 29.90. Nu ma crede si o cheama pe una . \u00a0Ma ia aia de mana , ii arat sticluta cu pretul . Ea imi arata ca \u00a0sticluta cu pretul e aia , dar eu am luat altceva. Carevasazica , cutia e gresita . No , bine, ii zic ca o vreau pe aia , imi da alta cutie care dupa ochiul meu arata la fel , cu o nuanta fina de gri mai inchis&#8230;sau mai deschis. Plm, nu mai stiu.<\/p>\n<p>Ma duc cu el in mana la \u00a0casa si zic:<\/p>\n<p>-This is what I wanted.<\/p>\n<p>-Sure , we&#8217;ll storn the other.<\/p>\n<p>Storneaza , semneaza, scaneaza, tasteaza&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-35.40!<\/p>\n<p>Ma caut prin portofel, vad ca nu prea mai am cash in EUR. Bah , ia stai asa! Ca platii deja!<\/p>\n<p>-But I have already paid you!<\/p>\n<p>Deja transpir si ma simt ca la romani cand ma ia unu imi da un sut in cur si-mi trage la muie ca n-am platit nimic.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;Nope. Femeia se uita in casa, si zice:<\/p>\n<p>-Oh , yes you did . Here&#8217;s your change!<\/p>\n<p>-Fiuh&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>Interesanta zi&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/DSC_0053.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1449\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=1449#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/DSC_0053.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"432,768\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"DSC_0053\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/DSC_0053-168x300.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/DSC_0053.jpg\" class=\"alignleft  wp-image-1449\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/DSC_0053-168x300.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_0053\" width=\"343\" height=\"613\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Interesanta zi! O mai stiti pe aia a lu&#8217; Dem Radulescu , cu \u00a0\u0218libovi\u021b\u0103 ? 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