{"id":14494,"date":"2019-03-03T11:59:46","date_gmt":"2019-03-03T08:59:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=14494"},"modified":"2019-03-03T12:03:25","modified_gmt":"2019-03-03T09:03:25","slug":"de-5-ori-mai-scump-si-mai-prost","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=14494","title":{"rendered":"De 5 ori mai scump. \u0218i mai prost."},"content":{"rendered":"
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Am plecat ca oaia la t\u0103iere. La tuns, dar la t\u0103iere.<\/p>\n

Aveam o fric\u0103 c\u0103 n-o s\u0103 ias\u0103 bine. Nu \u0219tiu de ce, dar aveam. Dar trebuia s\u0103 merg, c\u0103 nu mai \u00eemi avea loc p\u0103rul \u00een cas\u0103, de\u0219i copiii \u0219i so\u021bia erau de p\u0103rere c\u0103 ar\u0103ta mi\u0219to. Ar\u0103ta.<\/p>\n

\u0218i am luat-o la picior pe centru p\u00e2n\u0103 am ajuns la o frizerie la care trecuse rush-hour-ul de clien\u021bi. Deh, s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103. M\u0103turau aia de zor. \u0218i tunz\u0103torii p\u0103reau englezi, zic s\u0103 nu merg la nisipari sau la alte na\u021bii. Mare gre\u0219eal\u0103.<\/p>\n

M-a luat o gras\u0103 englezoaic\u0103 in primire \u0219i i-am explicat simplu ce vreau, s\u0103 \u00eemi tund\u0103 conturul, s\u0103 m\u0103 scurteze pe la urechi \u0219i pe la spate, dar un pic. Super \u0219i se pune pe treab\u0103.<\/p>\n

Incepe agresiv \u0219i \u00eei repet c\u0103 “doar un pic” .<\/p>\n

M\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 de unde sunt, \u00eei zic o \u021bar\u0103 random din Est \u0219i m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 c\u00e2nd am venit \u00een UK . \u00cei zic c\u0103 acum o lun\u0103 \u0219i jum\u0103tate \u0219i m\u0103 laud\u0103 c\u0103 nu se poate, c\u0103 ce bine vorbesc englez\u0103.<\/p>\n

Vorbesc o pul\u0103, c\u0103 parc\u0103 vorbesc cu turcii. \u00cei atrag aten\u021bia de la obraz c\u0103 cred c\u0103 nu vorbesc at\u00e2t de bine englez\u0103 c\u0103 m-a luat cam scurt \u0219i cam sus pe la spate.<\/p>\n

Se schimb\u0103 la fa\u021b\u0103 \u0219i \u00eemi zice c\u0103 poate a \u00een\u021beles ea gre\u0219it, c\u0103 am p\u0103rul prea cre\u021b, etc. C\u0103 acum ce sa fac\u0103. Orice , numai copii s\u0103 nu fac\u0103, aia ar fi periculos. Zice c\u0103 “m\u0103 d\u0103 la drept” \u0219i m\u0103 d\u0103. O pul\u0103.<\/p>\n

Nu am mai fost din \u0219coala general\u0103 a\u0219a c\u0103prit. Tuns na\u0219pa da, dar c\u0103prit nu. Atunci m-a tuns odat\u0103 un str\u0103bunic, nu \u0219tiu ce la apucat \u0219i tot a\u0219a, ca pe oi.<\/p>\n

Vai de pula mea, noroc c\u0103 nu ies din cas\u0103, dar ghinion c\u0103 pe vineri \u00eencolo cred c\u0103 tre’ s\u0103 merg la un interviu \u0219i , ok \u00eemi cre\u0219te mie parul repede, dar nu a\u0219a de repede.<\/p>\n

C\u0103 de aia am zis s\u0103 m\u0103 \u0219i tund. Prostu’ de mine.<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd am ajuns acas\u0103 r\u00e2deau copiii :\/.<\/p>\n

B\u0103i eu m\u0103 tundeam la Bucure\u0219ti peste strad\u0103 (efectul Salon, Bet, Amanet, Bet, Ber\u0103rie, Non-stop, Salon) cu 20 de lei ( cu bac\u0219i\u0219 cu tot ) de\u0219i se putea \u0219i mai ieftin, la Sandu Valabilu’, dar aveam \u0219i eu preten\u021bii. Cel mai scump din zon\u0103 era la Auchan , 35 de lei cu tot cu bac\u0219i\u0219.<\/p>\n

Aici am s\u0103rit cu 15 lire ( pfoai de pula mea ) \u0219i e efectiv b\u0103taie de joc.<\/p>\n

E clar! Dac\u0103 nu o fi nevoie s\u0103 ies s\u0103 g\u0103sesc pe unii s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eendrepte un pic, dar mi-e fric\u0103, urm\u0103toarea dat\u0103 m\u0103 tund in aprilie in Rom\u00e2nia \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 prin iunie nu \u0219tiu ce pula mea fac, dar nu e a bun\u0103. Nu e.<\/p>\n

Cred c\u0103 tre’ s\u0103 caut niste arabi\/ africani, c\u0103 frizerie de rom\u00e2ni nu am g\u0103sit. E una in Wembley la un cunoscut – cred c\u0103 acolo merg!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Am plecat ca oaia la t\u0103iere. La tuns, dar la t\u0103iere. Aveam o fric\u0103 c\u0103 n-o s\u0103 ias\u0103 bine. Nu \u0219tiu de ce, dar aveam.…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":14493,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3111,1594],"tags":[3112,3114,3113,3089],"class_list":["post-14494","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-reading","category-uk","tag-frizerie-in-reading","tag-martie-2019","tag-tuns-prost","tag-viata-in-uk"],"views":2849,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/IMG_20181218_171635883.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-3LM","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14494","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14494"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14494\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14496,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14494\/revisions\/14496"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/14493"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14494"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14494"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14494"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}