{"id":14785,"date":"2019-04-10T04:50:53","date_gmt":"2019-04-10T03:50:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=14785"},"modified":"2019-04-08T08:20:28","modified_gmt":"2019-04-08T07:20:28","slug":"incest-principial","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=14785","title":{"rendered":"Incest principial"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Pe avion.<\/p>\n<p>-Tati, eu cu cine m\u0103 pot c\u0103s\u0103tori din familie? m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 copilul cel mic.<\/p>\n<p>Eee, s\u0103 fie al dracu&#8217; !<\/p>\n<p>-Ascult\u0103, \u0103\u0219tia la \u0219coal\u0103, \u00een Anglia,cred c\u0103 v\u0103 \u00eenva\u021b\u0103 prostii. Noi nu suntem engleji, nu facem d-\u0103stea! Dar de ce vrei s\u0103 te c\u0103s\u0103tore\u0219ti cu cineva din familie \u0219i nu cu cineva din afara familiei?<\/p>\n<p>-P\u0103i uite, tu \u0219i cu mami v-a\u021bi c\u0103s\u0103torit \u00een familie, \u0219i eu vreau la fel.<\/p>\n<p>Just, plm , dac\u0103 te g\u00e2nde\u0219ti c\u0103 timpul a \u00eenceput odat\u0103 cu tine.<\/p>\n<p>Nu. Nu vrei&#8230; \u00cei explic\u0103 so\u021bia c\u0103 noi ne-am cunoscut la facultate, eu voiam s\u0103 \u00eei explic ceva despre gene, c\u0103 ele \u00eentre ele au gene asem\u0103n\u0103toare, din aceea\u0219i familie, dar la 5 ani se g\u00e2nde\u0219te cu succes la cele de deasupra ochilor \u0219i da, \u00eemi d\u0103 dreptate c\u0103 cam seam\u0103n\u0103. Sunt f\u0103cute din p\u0103r \u0219i-s relativ lungi.<\/p>\n<p>-Deci nu.<\/p>\n<p>-Nu pot s\u0103 m\u0103 c\u0103s\u0103toresc cu sora mea?<\/p>\n<p>-NU.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i incest \u0219i pe dos, b\u0103i nene!<\/p>\n<p>-Aaa, c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 fie cineva b\u0103iat?<\/p>\n<p>-Daaa.<\/p>\n<p>-Nu putem s\u0103 o facem pe ea b\u0103iat?<\/p>\n<p>-Vai, cred c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 plec\u0103m din \u021bara asta, c\u0103 mai am un pic \u0219i \u00eemi dau curcubeiele pe nas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pe avion. -Tati, eu cu cine m\u0103 pot c\u0103s\u0103tori din familie? m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 copilul cel mic. Eee, s\u0103 fie al dracu&#8217; ! -Ascult\u0103, \u0103\u0219tia la&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":14784,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[614,500],"tags":[3191],"class_list":["post-14785","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bio","category-self","tag-copiii-spun-lucruri-trasnite"],"views":1852,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/download-3-1.jpeg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-3Qt","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14785","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14785"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14785\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14796,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14785\/revisions\/14796"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/14784"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14785"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14785"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14785"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}