{"id":15186,"date":"2019-05-22T07:40:35","date_gmt":"2019-05-22T06:40:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=15186"},"modified":"2019-05-22T07:43:14","modified_gmt":"2019-05-22T06:43:14","slug":"leave-it-to-the-expert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=15186","title":{"rendered":"Leave it to the expert"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>De o vreme bun\u0103 \u00eemi fac planuri, c\u0103 am v\u0103zut eu c\u0103 planurile ajut\u0103 chiar \u0219i c\u00e2nd nu func\u021bioneaz\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Obi\u0219nuiam s\u0103 tr\u0103iesc clipa, s\u0103 merg \u00een vacan\u021b\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 plan, tr\u0103ie\u0219te f\u0103r\u0103 rezerve \u0219i improvizeaz\u0103, f\u0103 azi ce \u00ee\u021bi trece m\u00e2ine prin cap, genul \u0103sta de c\u0103caturi, fii spontan, ce dracu&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>Sincer s\u0103 fiu \u00eenc\u0103 mi-ar place a\u0219a dar, din p\u0103cate, func\u021bioneaz\u0103 prost c\u00e2nd restul planetei tr\u0103ie\u0219te dup\u0103 cincinal \u0219i vrei tu s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi faci loc printre ei.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i e mai scump :(.<\/p>\n<p>Dup\u0103 ce am citit &#8220;Ocolul P\u0103m\u00e2ntului \u00een 80 de zile&#8221; cu nenea Phileas Fogg, care avea el totul calculat la secund\u0103, am r\u0103mas cu un sentiment de profanare \u0219i nemul\u021bumire, la modul c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 fii defect s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi faci at\u00e2tea planuri \u00een felul \u0103la. Nici nu te po\u021bi bucura de via\u021b\u0103. Eh, am \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat c\u0103 po\u021bi.<\/p>\n<p>Bine, modul meu de a planui, de\u0219i e sus dup\u0103 normativele rom\u00e2ne\u0219ti \u00een materie, e la genunchiul broa\u0219tei fa\u021b\u0103 de \u0103\u0219tia pe aici. Adic\u0103, noi \u00eenc\u0103 mai plec\u0103m \u00een weekend undeva unde ne-am g\u00e2ndit s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103 diminea\u021ba, dar \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 stabile\u0219ti o \u00eent\u00e2lnire de weekend cu un englez pentru s\u00e2mb\u0103ta viitoare. Poate din luna viitoare, dac\u0103 i se anuleaz\u0103 planul deja f\u0103cut acum 6 luni.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen fine, pentru munc\u0103 \u00eemi calculez totu\u0219i pa\u0219ii. Azi (n.m ieri trebuia s\u0103 zbor din Heathrow \u0219i n-am fost niciodat\u0103 aici. Zic sa ajung mai cu 1:45h \u00eenainte de zbor. Adaug 45 de minute de timp de taxi. Adaug 15 minute c\u0103 poate \u00eent\u00e2rzie taxiul \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 15 ca s\u0103 fie.<\/p>\n<p>Sun ieri \u0219i cer ma\u0219in\u0103 pentru azi la 4 diminea\u021ba, ascu\u021bit, c\u0103 a\u0219a zic \u0103\u0219tia, &#8220;4 sharp&#8221;. Mi se confirm\u0103 c\u0103 e totul \u00een regul\u0103 , nu tre&#8217; s\u0103 fac nimic, &#8220;leave it to the expert&#8221; ; a\u0219a \u0219i fac.<\/p>\n<p>La 4 f\u0103r\u0103 5 minute sunt inchilo\u021bat complet; apropo, de ce dracului \u00ee\u0219i pierd oamenii antrenamentul? N-am mai plecat la munc\u0103 \u00een deplasare de ceva vreme \u0219i am sentimentul \u0103la c\u0103 nu fac nimic bine, c\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eencal\u021b cu fesul, c\u0103 sigur am uitat ceva. Dar trece.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i m\u0103 uit pe geam \u0219i nu e a bun\u0103, c\u0103 taximetri\u0219tii exper\u021bi ajung de obicei cu 5-10 minute mai devreme. Dar eu l-am vrut pe \u0103la ieftinul, ce fraier, c\u0103 oricum decontez.<\/p>\n<p>La \u0219i-un minut sun, \u0219i \u00eemi spune expertul de la cap\u0103tul wireless-ului c\u0103 e ok, taxiul e pe drum ajunge \u00een c\u00e2teva minute. Cu siguran\u021b\u0103 nu \u00een 11 c\u0103 sun din nou \u0219i mai are 2-3 minute, e pe Bath Road , acuma vine. La \u0219i 20 m\u0103 sui \u00een Mercedesul negru, dup\u0103 ce \u00eemi deschide u\u0219a un pakistanez \u00eembr\u0103cat la costum, parc\u0103 mai business dec\u00e2t mine. Hmm, tre&#8217; s\u0103 \u00eemi cump\u0103r haine mai scumpe, ce dracu&#8217;, m\u0103 eclipseaz\u0103 \u0219oferii.<\/p>\n<p>Acest pasaj este s\u0103 le fac necaz Bucure\u0219tenilor care semneaz\u0103 de zor peti\u021bii pentru taxiuri mai bune, tehnologie \u0219i plm. Peti\u021biile sunt pentru pro\u0219ti, revin pe tem\u0103. P\u00e2n\u0103 una alta 35 de lire m\u0103 duc confortabil vreme de 40 km. Dac\u0103 pl\u0103team 50 posibil c\u0103 m\u0103 duceau \u0219i punctual. Dar am luat \u00een calcul \u0219i incompeten\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Tot \u00eei spun \u0219oferului c\u0103 e cam t\u00e2rziu.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"15182\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=15182\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/img_20190521_0422319878058796932674358038.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1500,2000\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"img_20190521_0422319878058796932674358038.jpg\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/img_20190521_0422319878058796932674358038-768x1024.jpg\" class=\"wp-image-15182 alignnone size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/img_20190521_0422319878058796932674358038.jpg\" width=\"1500\" height=\"2000\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/img_20190521_0422319878058796932674358038.jpg 1500w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/img_20190521_0422319878058796932674358038-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/img_20190521_0422319878058796932674358038-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1500px) 100vw, 1500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Ah, \u00eei pare teribil de r\u0103u, pe un ton afectat de parc\u0103 i-ar intrat o a\u0219chie \u00een cur, unde cred c\u0103 \u00eel \u0219i doare.<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103 la ce or\u0103 tre&#8217; s\u0103 ajung . Aha, s\u0103 stau lini\u0219tit c\u0103 nu o s\u0103 pierd zborul.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i s\u0103 &#8220;leave it to the expert&#8221;. Normal c\u0103 nu , c\u0103 am luat \u00een calcul s\u0103 am timp, dac\u0103 nu vine \u0219oferul s\u0103 trezesc so\u021bia \u0219i s\u0103 m\u0103 duc\u0103 \u00een centru s\u0103 iau bus sau taxi de acolo.<\/p>\n<p>M\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 dac\u0103 am pierdut vreodat\u0103 vreun zbor. \u00cemi aduc aminte c\u0103 dac\u0103 nu am pierdut e pentru c\u0103 so\u021bia are un ceas intern mai bun dec\u00e2t alarma de la telefon pe care mai uit s\u0103 o pun.<\/p>\n<p>Z\u00e2mbesc \u0219i \u00eei spun c\u0103 nu.<\/p>\n<p>-Never?!<\/p>\n<p>Nu. Am ajuns o dat\u0103 cu o zi mai devreme , dar nu am pierdut vreun zbor.<\/p>\n<p>-O zi?<\/p>\n<p>Incerc s\u0103 fac o glum\u0103:<\/p>\n<p>-Da, ca Phileas Fogg.<\/p>\n<p>-Cine?<\/p>\n<p>-A jucat la Manchester mai demult.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cei pare r\u0103u, nu le are cu fotbalul. \u0218i c\u0103 unde merg? \u00cei spun. \u00cemi zice c\u0103 acolo trebuie s\u0103 fie vremea mai na\u0219pa.<\/p>\n<p>-Dec\u00e2t in UK? Lol.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i c\u0103 dac\u0103 merg \u00een vacan\u021b\u0103 . A\u0219a, \u00een pantaloni de stof\u0103 , sacou, c\u0103ma\u0219\u0103 \u0219i cravat\u0103. C\u0103 da, c\u0103 s\u0103 nu-i spun eu lui c\u0103 muncesc 24 de ore, deci dac\u0103 muncesc 8-10 ore, restul e vacan\u021b\u0103. O s\u0103 vedem noi asta.<\/p>\n<p>Voiam s\u0103 \u00eel \u00eentreb ce l-a apucat s-o ia pe drumul \u0103la mai lung, dar o fi av\u00e2nd el motivele lui de expert, care m\u0103 cost\u0103 pe mine 5 minute in plus. E ok, am \u0219i eu motivele mele s\u0103 nu \u00eei las niciun leu peste suma stabilit\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>De o vreme bun\u0103 \u00eemi fac planuri, c\u0103 am v\u0103zut eu c\u0103 planurile ajut\u0103 chiar \u0219i c\u00e2nd nu func\u021bioneaz\u0103. Obi\u0219nuiam s\u0103 tr\u0103iesc clipa, s\u0103 merg&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":15182,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15186","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"views":1312,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/img_20190521_0422319878058796932674358038.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-3WW","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15186","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15186"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15186\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15187,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15186\/revisions\/15187"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/15182"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15186"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15186"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15186"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}