{"id":15208,"date":"2019-05-26T19:26:39","date_gmt":"2019-05-26T18:26:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=15208"},"modified":"2019-05-26T19:26:39","modified_gmt":"2019-05-26T18:26:39","slug":"votare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=15208","title":{"rendered":"VoTare"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Fus\u0103i s\u0103 dau cu \u0219tampila, nu conteaz\u0103 cu cine, nu facem propagand\u0103. De aia articolul apare dup\u0103 ora 21.<\/p>\n

Eram preg\u0103tit s\u0103 joc un cinstit PSD\/NU\/NU pe linie, s\u0103 \u00eei fac pe plac lu’ tata, s\u0103 \u00eei \u021bin\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia pensia mare etc. \u0218i \u00eel \u00eentreb dac\u0103, hai, nu se duce la vot, s\u0103 mergem s\u0103 sus\u021binem marele partid.<\/p>\n

Dar cic\u0103 nu, c\u0103 nu voteaz\u0103. \u0218i c\u0103 mama e cam sup\u0103rat\u0103 c\u0103 ei nu i-au m\u0103rit pensia , de\u0219i au lucrat \u00een acela\u0219i loc \u0219i cam la fel. \u0218i dac\u0103 mai prinde vreo dou\u0103 m\u0103riri de pensii de la \u0103\u0219tia o sa ajung\u0103 s\u0103 ia jumate din c\u00e2t ia tata, trololol. Tata \u0219i vecinul nostru, tat\u0103l unui prieten.<\/a> Ei doi din tot satul, lol. A\u0219a ajungi boier la mine \u00een sat.<\/p>\n

Ceea ce \u00eemi spune ceva despre gre\u0219elile \u0103stora. Facem m\u0103riri, ok , dar nu dezbin\u0103m familii, da? Tata poate s-ar fi dus s\u0103 dea o \u0219tampil\u0103 ca-nainte c\u0103 ‘nainte era mai bine, dar cred c\u0103 \u0219i privirea nemul\u021bumit\u0103 a mamei \u00eel deranjeaz\u0103 . C\u0103 tata a fost cam despot de familie a\u0219a. A luat el deciziile cum a vrut la chestii importante, critice \u0219i uneori a avut dreptate, alte ori nu, n-a comentat mama prea mult pe tem\u0103, b\u0103rbatul e b\u0103rbat. Dar c\u00e2nd a vrut ea neap\u0103rat chestii \u0219i s-a str\u00e2mbat un pic, nu prea i-a convenit lu’ tata, a bomb\u0103nit el, dar cred c\u0103 i-ar fi convenit mai pu\u021bin o muiere bosumflat\u0103, cu at\u00e2t mai pu\u021bin acum la b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u021be.<\/p>\n

\u0218i presupun c\u0103 m\u0103 vede pe mine c\u0103 nu mai opun rezisten\u021b\u0103 \u0219i-s cu “hai, tat\u0103, s\u0103 vot\u0103m \u00eempreun\u0103 s\u0103 ne fie mai bine, c\u0103 uite mie ce bine \u00eemi e , trololol”, dar cred c\u0103 simte cumva c\u0103 gluma e pe seama lui \u0219i nu \u0219tiu cum ii place c\u0103-\u0219i vede fetele mai rar – vorbesc de nepoate, c\u0103 pe mine cred c\u0103 m\u0103 vede mai des dec\u00e2t pe frate-meu care e in Rom\u00e2nia ( hai PSD! ) . Nu \u0219tiu ce, dar ceva e .<\/p>\n

\u0218i acum v\u0103d c\u0103 \u0219i frate-meu merse la vot, lol, nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 a mai votat p\u00e2n\u0103 acum.<\/p>\n

P\u0103i dac\u0103 ajunse el s\u0103 voteze (m\u0103car el \u0219i-o fi f\u0103cut datoria fa\u021b\u0103 de Dragnea, sper) \u0219i tata s\u0103 se ab\u021bin\u0103 ceva se schimb\u0103. Cel mai probabil pula care ne trage la muie, dar important e c\u0103 se schimb\u0103 oamenii. \u00cencet-\u00eencet.<\/p>\n

So\u021bia zicea c\u0103 a v\u0103zut vineri \u00een Bucure\u0219ti un tip care ar\u0103ta cam ca un cocalar, care bea ceva dintr-o sticl\u0103 \u0219i a v\u0103zut o sticl\u0103 aruncat\u0103 pe linia de tramvai, pe care a ridicat-o \u0219i a aruncat-o la co\u0219 .<\/p>\n

Asear\u0103 am v\u0103zut ni\u0219te bicicli\u0219ti \u00eentr-o comun\u0103 din jude\u021bul Olt, la ceas de noapte, care purtau veste reflectorizante. Holly fucking shit. Dac\u0103 mai aud \u0219i c\u0103 la Vaslui femeile au \u00eenceput s\u0103 fie \u00eentrebate dac\u0103 vor s\u0103 se fut\u0103, \u0219i nu sub amenin\u021barea cu\u021bitului, e clar c\u0103 lumea se schimb\u0103.<\/p>\n

S-ar putea ca eu s\u0103 fac parte din ultim\u0103 genera\u021bie de cocalari. Behold.<\/p>\n

\u00cencep s\u0103 cred c\u0103 \u021bara asta se face bine \u00eencet-\u00eencet. Nu, nu c\u0103 voteaz\u0103 pe Dragnea sau nu, astea sunt manele, ci c\u0103 voteaz\u0103 s\u0103 se schimbe pe ei.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Fus\u0103i s\u0103 dau cu \u0219tampila, nu conteaz\u0103 cu cine, nu facem propagand\u0103. De aia articolul apare dup\u0103 ora 21. Eram preg\u0103tit s\u0103 joc un cinstit…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":15207,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[170],"tags":[1509,1544,3268],"class_list":["post-15208","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-politice","tag-alegeri-parlamentare","tag-votare","tag-voteaza-sa-te-schimbi-tu-primul"],"views":1935,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_20190526_182554532_HDR-02.jpeg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s4Eq23-votare","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15208","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15208"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15208\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/15207"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15208"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15208"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15208"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}