{"id":1530,"date":"2015-02-16T09:05:46","date_gmt":"2015-02-16T07:05:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=1530"},"modified":"2015-02-16T15:08:24","modified_gmt":"2015-02-16T13:08:24","slug":"sfatul-de-azi-nu-poti-dormi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=1530","title":{"rendered":"Sfatul de azi: Nu poti dormi?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Aveti insomnii?<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/wpid-wp-1424070012432.jpeg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" title=\"wp-1424070012432\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/wpid-wp-1424070012432.jpeg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Eu, \u00een general,\u00a0 nu. In general adorm la comanda si ca o relicva a vremurilor trecute, oricand ma plictisesc,\u00a0 ca ma aflu in vreun pat, ca la volan &#8211; detalii.<\/p>\n<p>Bai, da&#8217; cateodata mai fac greseala sa umblu la doza de cafea<br \/>\nO cvadrupla dupa amiaza de ieri m-a tinut cu ochii beliti dupa miezul noptii, desi trebuia sa ma trezesc la 3.<\/p>\n<p>Simplu si pe sleau. Cel mai bun factor de som e sexul. Al doilea e bautura.<br \/>\nLa mine in casa nu e prohibitie la alcool. Chit ca ma chinui cu o sticla de vin de la revelion de cand i-am dat cep. Dar oricum, rata de consum e mai mica, cu tot cu prieteni, decat rata de aprovizionare.<\/p>\n<p>Adica la un moment dat s-o gasi sau nu, ceva de m\u00e2ncare prin frigider, dar de sete nu se moare.\u00a0 Un rom, un coniac, bere mai am gramezi de la craciun, vin de mai multe feluri&#8230;nu whisky, nici vodka,\u00a0 ca nu sunt fan de distilate din porumb,\u00a0 nici cartof. Nu e ca si cum cartoful sau porumbul ar da un iz si o nobilitate&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Ce vreau sa spun e ca cealalta resursa nu abunda mereu.<\/p>\n<p>Asa ca uite-ma la unu noaptea cum trag o dusca de coniac si adorm lemn.Instant. <strong>Maxim 20ml, dar estimez ca mai degrab\u0103 10.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Chestia asta func\u021bioneaz\u0103 mereu. Imi aduc aminte,\u00a0 prin primul an de facultate, aveam o perioada mai agitata. Ajung acasa disturbat, nedormit de doua nopti. Parca eram pe coca, dar aveam nasul curat. Tovarasu&#8217; cu care locuiam nu se intelegea cu mine defel in staze d-astea.<\/p>\n<p>Ne mai vizita din cand in cand o colega de liceu de a mea. Si a trebuit sa imi spuna ea mie, care golisem butoaie de vin pana la varsta aia ca &#8221; eu cand nu pot sa dorm beau un pahar de vin &#8220;.Gen, wow. Bine, eu cand incercam,\u00a0 nu era niciodata cu unitati de masura asa mici.<br \/>\nFarmaceutica: <strong>Dozajul e totul.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Am dat dusca. Am dormit lemn. Asa e mereu.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aveti insomnii?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1529,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3,25],"tags":[251,253,252,249,250,209],"class_list":["post-1530","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-general-trash","category-sanatate-2","tag-bautura-face-bine","tag-dozajul-e-totul","tag-farmaceutica","tag-insomnii","tag-o-dusca","tag-vin"],"views":1866,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/wpid-wp-1424070012432.jpeg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-oG","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1530","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1530"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1530\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1539,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1530\/revisions\/1539"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1529"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1530"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1530"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1530"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}