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M\u0103 d\u0103du windows-ul afar\u0103 de la munc\u0103. A\u0219a brusc. B\u0103nuiam c\u0103 are ceva bub\u0103 \u0219i se preg\u0103te\u0219te de crash, c\u0103 f\u0103cea ca avionul de un sfert de or\u0103, nu prea mai mergea copy- paste-ul \u0219i alte alea. Dar nu aveam timp \u0219i poft\u0103 de reboot.<\/p>\n

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Perfect, am l\u0103sat tot \u0219i am plecat s\u0103 joc uno cu copiii. Nu r\u00e2de\u021bi c\u0103 sunt o lepr\u0103, c\u0103 era 8 f\u0103r\u0103 zece. Seara. Munc\u0103 de la 9 la 8 ce pula mea, a\u0219a e c\u00e2nd bagi de acas\u0103. Uneori.<\/p>\n

Sunt happy-happy c\u0103 mi-au mai prelungit \u0103\u0219tia \u00eenc\u0103 4 luni de remote, a\u0219a trece \u0219i vara asta. M\u0103 sun\u0103 al\u021bii, m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 c\u00e2t vreau \u0219i c\u00e2nd aud sume li se \u00eenro\u0219esc ochii brusc,c\u0103 ce pula lor vreau eu at\u00e2ta de mul\u021bi bani?<\/p>\n

\u0218tiu eu oare ce norocos sunt c\u0103 lucrez pentru nordici \u0219i \u00ee\u0219i permit aia bani mul\u021bi?<\/p>\n

R\u0103spunsul e un fel de “futu-\u021bi norocul m\u0103-tii, tu crezi c\u0103 io aicea joc barbut, f\u0103?”, dar mai cizelat a\u0219a, ca pentru domni.<\/p>\n

C\u0103 s\u0103 vedem ce poate merge r\u0103u \u00eentr-o zi \u0219i de ce \u00eemi prelungesc \u0103\u0219tia contractul 4 luni de\u0219i nu au nevoie de mine (\u00een toate zilele) \u0219i trece \u0219i vara asta pe cicalacacichicea, zici c\u0103 sunt angajat permanent. La stat.<\/p>\n

M\u0103 trezesc de diminea\u021b\u0103 c\u0103 nu merge conexiunea la un sistem productiv, cu single sign on, la ni\u0219te useri.<\/p>\n

De parc\u0103 asta e treaba mea, eu nu am nici laptop de la client s\u0103 pot testa ce zic ei acolo cu autentificare cu domeniu. Tre’ s\u0103 cer unul, c\u0103 a trecut un an \u0219i jumate de c\u00e2nd prestez la ei. Merit?<\/p>\n

\u0218i zic s\u0103 v\u0103d dac\u0103 pot s\u0103 \u00eei ajut cu ceva login cu parol\u0103, s\u0103 nu stea la u\u0219\u0103. Nu. Nu pot. C\u0103 nu merge deloc sistemul. Pula mea, cic\u0103 avem departament de sys admini , monitorizare c\u0103 tocmai ce i-am ajutat acum dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni s\u0103 ne mut\u0103m de pe cloud ( azure ) on premise ( la IBM ), c\u0103 e mai ieftin. Ieftin \u0219i bun!<\/p>\n

\u00cel \u00eentreb pe omu’ nostru dac\u0103 \u0219tie ceva despre asta, acela\u0219i tip care la go-live-ul unui proiect anterior avea cursuri de golf \u0219i cic\u0103 da, se uit\u0103. Ca s\u0103 vad\u0103 c\u0103 \u0103ia de la IBM au resetat serverul cu baza de date ( ceva Hana) a\u0219a f\u0103r\u0103 avertisment \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 opreasc\u0103 \u0219i ERP-ul de deasupra. C\u0103 ce-ar putea merge r\u0103u. Dou\u0103 ore de down-time la sistemul productiv \u0219i nimeni nu comenteaz\u0103 nimic, zici c\u0103 e blogul meu; s\u0103 tot lucrezi, tat\u0103, la compania asta.<\/p>\n

\u0102\u0219tia, colegii mei aveau go-live in weekend la un proiect \u00eenceput o dat\u0103 cu \u0103la pe care l-am terminat eu anul trecut. \u0218i c\u0103 totul merge brici, etc, dar dac\u0103 pot s\u0103 \u00eei ajut eu un pic cu ni\u0219te chestii \u0219i eventual s\u0103 fiu on-call in weekend. Asta dup\u0103 ce le-am descurcat transporturile toat\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na. Da, pot , plm.<\/p>\n

\u0218i hai s\u0103 \u00eei ajut s\u0103 le creez vreo 80 de useri \u0219i roluri, dar mai \u00eenainte s\u0103 v\u0103d ce pula mea au userii mei de se pl\u00e2ng c\u0103 nu le merg chestii, mor\u021bii lor de incompeten\u021bi. \u0218i v\u0103d c\u0103 le lipsesc roluri, din neant a\u0219a. La to\u021bi. La to\u021bi 2500 \u0219i m\u0103 ia cu un fel de ame\u021beal\u0103 de s\u0103-mi bag pula cine le-a luat \u0103stora autoriza\u021biile, de ce dar mai ales cine li le pune \u00eenapoi . Aparent eu. Dar e imposibil . Dar nu, vina e a mea. Plm, amicii \u0103\u0219tia ai mei au modificat ni\u0219te roluri comune \u0219i acum vreun an i-am \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat eu c\u0103 dac\u0103 nu vor s\u0103 reassigneze rolurile cu m\u00e2na \u00een sistemul de test, s\u0103 le transporte cu tot cu user assignment-ul din sistemul de dezvoltarr, dar s\u0103 nu fac\u0103 asta \u0219i \u00een produc\u021bie, c\u0103 le iau rolurile userilor care nu exista \u00een dev. Zici c\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eei \u00eenve\u021bi pe g\u00e2scani.<\/p>\n

Mno. Noroc c\u0103 io am script pentru orice \u0219i snapshot de la varianta corect\u0103 a asocierilor de autoriza\u021bii, c\u0103 ce facem aici ?<\/p>\n

Juma’ de ora mai \u00eencolo userii mei erau ferici\u021bi \u0219i presupun c\u0103 s-au oprit din \u00eenjurat c\u0103 nu mai sughi\u021bam.<\/p>\n

Acu’ hai s\u0103 \u00eei rezolv \u0219i pe amicii mei cu userii lor \u0219i m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam a\u0219a la o chestie. B\u0103i, eu am f\u0103cut un c\u0103cat de program abap care creaz\u0103 useri, sau \u00eei modific\u0103 \u0219i le pune o palet\u0103 de roluri, practic uploadeaz\u0103 un Excel . Nimic fantastic. \u0218i pentru c\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia nu aveau nimic , eu am fost primul care s\u0103 le fac\u0103 asta, am ales eu template-ul s\u0103 \u00eemi fie convenabil. S\u0103 muncesc pu\u021bin \u0219i s\u0103 fie inteligibil.<\/p>\n

\u0218i te a\u0219tep\u021bi c\u0103 dac\u0103 \u0219i al\u021bii vor s\u0103 foloseasc\u0103 unealta asta s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i pun\u0103 datele \u00een Excel dup\u0103 formatul dat. M\u0103car at\u00e2ta. N-ai vedea! M\u0103 holbam la ecran ca boul, a\u0219teptam s\u0103 \u00eemi creasc\u0103 unghiile ca s\u0103 m\u0103 pot zg\u00e2ria pe ochi. \u0218i-l \u00eentreb pe amicul arhitect c\u0103 “ce-ai f\u0103cut, m\u0103, nene, m\u0103?” . Eh, da, a\u0219a au venit datele de la business, c\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i d\u0103 seama, c\u0103 le pitroceste el \u0219i le pune \u00een format \u0219i c\u0103 s\u0103 facem o \u0219edin\u021b\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eei ar\u0103t. Facem. \u0218i v\u0103d c\u0103 \u00eencepe : Copy paste cu m\u00e2na \u0219i analiz\u0103 ochiometric\u0103. \u0218i c\u0103 s\u0103 stau s\u0103 m\u0103 uit la el cum face asta. Du-te b\u0103 nene la treaba ta \u0219i las\u0103-ma. F\u0103cut script VBA care sa rea\u0219eze datele \u0219i s\u0103 verifice care din userii lui sunt \u0219i pe proiectul meu \u0219i s\u0103 mo\u0219teneasc\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 \u0219i rolurile de la mine, etc.<\/p>\n

In juma’ de ora aveam foaia giugiuc, urcat \u00een sistem \u0219i lua\u021bi de testa\u021bi amici.<\/p>\n

Nu merge nimic, normal. \u0218i iau de m\u0103 uit la “rolurile” create de handicapa\u021bii \u0103\u0219tia pentru proiectul lor. Erau create doar cu numele aveau asignate ni\u0219te autoriza\u021bii de meniu UI \u0219i at\u00e2t. Pula obiecte de autorizare. Mi se zb\u0103tea un ochi. Amicu’ meu , arhitectu’ \u00eemi zice c\u0103 nu dom’ne , c\u0103 tre’ s\u0103 mearg\u0103, c\u0103 omul lui a f\u0103cut deja astea \u0219i au fost testate de client.<\/p>\n

Parantez\u0103.<\/p>\n

Omul lui e cel mai lent consultant \/ programator pe care l-ai v\u0103zut \u00een via\u021ba ta.<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd am \u00eenceput eu la \u0103\u0219tia , h\u0103t in 2017 , mi-a zis tipul c\u0103 mai are nevoie de un om pe treaba asta \u0219i c\u0103 dac\u0103 \u0219tiu pe cineva. Normal c\u0103 \u0219tiam, aveam un coleg, cu mai pu\u021bin\u0103 experien\u021b\u0103 pe chestia asta , dar cu care f\u0103cusem un proiect de 4 luni \u00een 3, remote, iar o lun\u0103 am cam frecat pula am\u00e2ndoi. Anterior f\u0103cusem prima versiune, tot a\u0219a, proiect de 4 luni, dar \u00een 6 , cu doi polonezi care mai de care mai incompetent.<\/p>\n

B\u0103, Sabie, dac\u0103 te lua pe tine beleam pula amandoi, c\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 azi le-am fi terminat \u0103stora toate implement\u0103rile, nu mai aveam ce munci, trebuia s\u0103 ne c\u0103ut\u0103m.<\/p>\n

Dar el nu, el m\u0103 luase deja pe mine, nu \u0219tiam atunci de ce, ca s\u0103 \u00eei fac\u0103 loc amicului lui, care e b\u00e2t\u0103, dar lucreaz\u0103 pentru el (gen angajat) \u0219i \u00eei d\u0103 \u0219ansa \u0219i lui s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i extind\u0103 minicorpora\u021bia de doi oameni. C\u00e2t\u0103 vreme g\u0103sesc pe cineva s\u0103 \u00eei scoat\u0103 din c\u0103cat din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd desigur, iar pe cartea mea de vizit\u0103 scrie mare “Expert vidanjor in IT”, asta e clar.<\/p>\n

\u00cenchis paranteza.<\/p>\n

\u0218i m\u0103 uit ce tot \u00eendrug\u0103 \u0103la acolo c\u0103 au testat \u0219i le-a mers c\u0103 nu arat\u0103 ca \u0219i c\u00e2nd ar fi testat ceva, dar\u0103mite s\u0103 fi \u0219i mers.<\/p>\n

Pentru \u0103\u0219tia care \u00een\u021belege\u021bi SAP , pulic\u0103 al meu le-a dat userilor, c\u00e2nd au f\u0103cut UAT-ul ( user acceptance test) , SAP_ALL , pentru restul lumii, \u0103\u0219tia au f\u0103cut testele pe “god mode” , ca \u0219i c\u00e2nd ai testa cu “Root” in Linux.<\/p>\n

B\u0103, nu \u0219tiu cum s\u0103 v\u0103 spun, eu la proiectul meu am f\u0103cut useri de test ( de\u0219i nu era treaba mea ) , dat la fiecare roluri \u00een func\u021bie de caz, etc. F\u0103r\u0103 mizerii. \u0218i le-am zis s\u0103 fac\u0103 la fel. Dar cic\u0103 le e greu, c\u0103 au multe scenarii de test: 8.<\/p>\n

\u0218i le trebuiau vreo 12 useri.<\/p>\n

M-am \u00eenchinat \u0219i i-am spus c\u0103 asta e, tre’ s\u0103 le fac eu autoriz\u0103rile de la cap . O sa dureze. Cat? Plm , c\u00e2teva ore, nu e c\u0103 \u0219i c\u00e2nd tipul \u0103sta a f\u0103cut deja booking de c\u00e2teva zile pentru asta.<\/p>\n

Parantez\u0103 2.<\/p>\n

Autoriza\u021bii de SAP.<\/p>\n

Eu nu sunt certificat pe treaba asta, cred c\u0103 \u00eemi iau certificarea c\u0103 sunt mai priceput, am impresia, dec\u00e2t oamenii care lucreaz\u0103 zilnic asta, dar nici nu e mare complic\u0103ciune . E ceva analiz\u0103 de f\u0103cut, dar so\u021bia a \u00een\u021beles jumate de treab\u0103 din dou\u0103 clipuri de Youtube, ceva practica de 2 ore \u0219i c\u00e2t am lucrat eu la treaba asta \u00eentr-o \u0219edin\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n

La proiectul meu, trebuiau s\u0103 fac\u0103 oamenii lor rolurile \u0219i autoriza\u021biile, c\u0103 e un domeniu sensibil \u0219i clien\u021bii vor s\u0103 p\u0103streze controlul , nu vrei s\u0103 te treze\u0219ti c\u0103 are lumea SAP_ALL prin produc\u021bie, lol. Cum am eu, de exemplu.<\/p>\n

\u0218i c\u00e2nd a fost de estimarea efortului au dat direct 24 de zile pentru asta \u0219i crearea de useri, c\u0103 e complicat c\u0103 sunt mul\u021bi. Presupun c\u0103 voiau s\u0103 creeze 2500 de useri cu m\u00e2na, nu am idee. Eu le-am dat cu sec 5 zile. 2-3 s\u0103 le fac autoriatiile \u0219i 2-3 s\u0103 fac un program s\u0103 creeze useri in mas\u0103. C\u0103 aveam niste treab\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la notari \u0219i plm, s\u0103 fim eficien\u021bi zic. Le-am f\u0103cut oricum in 3.<\/p>\n

Dup\u0103 go-live au zis c\u0103 nu am urmat conven\u021biile lor de nomenclator c\u00e2nd am creat rolurile. De fapt le-am urmat, dar mi-au dat instruc\u021biuni vechi, f\u0103r\u0103 exemple, cum le-am cerut.<\/p>\n

Dar, am zis ok. I-a \u00eentrebat PM-ul c\u00e2t timp au nevoie s\u0103 aduc\u0103 rolurile la standardele lor de nomenclator. 5 zile s\u0103 analizeze \u0219i 1-2 zile s\u0103 le modifice (numele ) la 25 de roluri cu totul.<\/p>\n

Le-am spus c\u0103 le fac eu in 1 zi \u0219i le-am f\u0103cut a\u0219a \u00een vreo 3 ore.<\/p>\n

E limpede c\u0103 m\u0103 ur\u0103sc \u0103ia. C\u00e2nd aud de mine se sperie .<\/p>\n

Chiar \u0219i pe amicul meu lent \u00eel mai v\u0103d c\u0103 \u00eel apuc\u0103 transpira\u021biile c\u00e2nd \u00eei zic c\u0103 nu-i big deal, facem a\u0219a pac-pac \u0219i gata imediat. C\u0103 el nu poate a\u0219a repede, c\u0103 el are nevoie s\u0103 se g\u00e2ndeasc\u0103. Zici c\u0103 lucr\u0103m la Hamangia Inc.<\/p>\n

\u00cenchis paranteza 2.<\/p>\n

\u0218i zice arhitectul c\u0103 da, e na\u0219pa, e cam bulangiu omul lui, dar las\u0103 c\u0103 \u00eel sun\u0103 s\u0103 lucreze cu mine, s\u0103 ajute s\u0103 le facem.<\/p>\n

-Ah, nu, te rog nu! C\u0103 chiar vreau s\u0103 \u021bi le fac azi, nu s\u0103 fac spume \u0219i s\u0103 explic fiecare chestie de 3 ori. Las\u0103 c\u0103 le fac cu colegul de UI, c\u0103 \u0219i \u0103la \u0219tie mai multe \u0219i, mai ales, nu are nevoie s\u0103 se g\u00e2ndeasc\u0103 , le facem repede pac-pac.<\/p>\n

\u0218i seara m\u0103 sun\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eemi zic\u0103, b\u0103 \u0219tii ceva, eu \u021bi-am zis c\u0103 nu am nevoie de tine in weekend , doar in call dac\u0103 e nevoie, dar cred c\u0103 am nevoie, po\u021bi s\u0103 lucrezi ?<\/p>\n

Adev\u0103rul e c\u0103 a\u0219 fi vrut s\u0103 le fac go live-ul pizdii \u0219i s\u0103 mai bag o mie jumate in buzunar, ca un boss, dar dac\u0103 zici c\u0103 nu ai nevoie, \u00eemi fac \u0219i eu planuri.<\/p>\n

\u0218i a\u0219a ajungi s\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u0219ti ca mine, cu laptopul t\u00e2r\u00e2\u0219 peste tot.<\/p>\n

\u0218i e amuzant c\u0103 s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103 am lucrat cu ei de la 7 jumate p\u00e2n\u0103 pe la 3, c\u00e2nd m-am saturat \u0219i am \u00eenchis capacul , cu niste pauze de luat trenul p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een Londra , iar ei au continuat p\u00e2n\u0103 la 1 noaptea. \u0218i diminea\u021ba c\u00e2nd m-am trezit, pe la 10 c\u0103 am b\u0103ut cam mult ( work and life balance – dac\u0103 munce\u0219ti mult tre’ s\u0103 \u0219i petreci pe m\u0103sur\u0103), ei erau cam tot \u00een acela\u0219i punct \u0219i sunau ca dispera\u021bii.<\/p>\n

Io cred c\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia nu m\u0103 mai las\u0103 s\u0103 plec de la ei, dac\u0103 nu plec eu cu japca.<\/p>\n

Am a\u0219a, o b\u0103nuial\u0103 c\u0103 jobul \u0103sta e mai c\u0103ldu\u021b dec\u00e2t unul pe permanent, au un tip consultant pe alt modul – de 19 ani, coaie. Nou\u0103sprezece.<\/p>\n

Zicea c\u0103 fiul lui e acuma la facultate \u0219i m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam, b\u0103i nene, asta a venit la \u0103\u0219tia pe proiect c\u00e2nd avea copiii de v\u00e2rsta copiilor mei acuma. \u0218i lucreaz\u0103 de acas\u0103. De atunci. \u0218i cu asta \u00eenchei.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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