{"id":15481,"date":"2019-06-20T05:30:03","date_gmt":"2019-06-20T04:30:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=15481"},"modified":"2019-06-19T23:23:27","modified_gmt":"2019-06-19T22:23:27","slug":"argentinian-malbec-si-bere","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=15481","title":{"rendered":"Argentinian Malbec \u0219i bere"},"content":{"rendered":"
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O dau pe unde scurte.<\/p>\n

M\u0103 a\u0219ez la bar . Cu laptopul \u00een bra\u021be, povestea vie\u021bii mele, b\u0103ga-mi-a\u0219 pula \u00een faptul c\u0103 \u00eemi plac mai mult banii dec\u00e2t via\u021ba.<\/p>\n

M\u0103 uit pe meniu \u0219i \u00een 12 secunde, c\u0103 at\u00e2ta timp liber \u00eemi rezerv, citesc jum\u0103tate din lista de beri, toat\u0103 lista de vinuri \u0219i destul\u0103 m\u00e2ncare c\u00e2t s\u0103 observ c\u0103 au rib eye stake; Sunt nervos \u0219i vreau s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc ce au mai scump, chit c\u0103 nu \u00eemi plac jartelele de vit\u0103.<\/p>\n

Cer o bere chelneri\u021bei cu accent de rusoaic\u0103 \/ baltic\u0103 ( ho, nu b\u0103li\u021bi, c\u0103 e ur\u00e2t\u0103 cu spume ) , c\u00e2t se g\u00e2ndesc ceilal\u021bi.<\/p>\n

-Leffe blond\u0103 la pahar\/ draft. Da, domni\u0219oar\u0103 ?<\/p>\n

Taca-taca-taca, c\u0103lare pe taste, c\u0103 i-am promis so\u021biei c\u0103 \u00eei scriu o poveste dac\u0103 tot m\u0103 ocup cu asta \u00een timpul liber. Nu public\u0103 nimic, tot despre bani e vorba.<\/p>\n

Pula mea, e 9 \u0219i ceva , m\u0103 b\u00e2ntuie ai mei c\u0103 “\u0219tii, noi am l\u0103sat munca la birou, tu tot mai bagi ? ”<\/p>\n

\u00cen mintea mea imi bag pula in mor\u021bii lor c\u0103 nu la 9:15 se pleac\u0103 din birou. Io i-am promis so\u021biei, ei s\u0103 m\u0103 sug\u0103 cu randul , dac\u0103 nu le convine, c\u0103 oricum sunt nefutut de c\u00e2teva zile.<\/p>\n

Taca-taca… c\u00e2t ia tanti comanda de la to\u021bi. Vine \u00eenapoi . Le aduce LOR berile \u0219i nu a\u0219 fi observat-o, dar m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 dac\u0103 vreau ceva. M\u0103 uit la ea cu moaca aia de “Anna Karenina, fato, de ce nu e\u0219ti sub tren la ora asta?”<\/p>\n

-Aaa, ai cerut bere dar am uitat de care, s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi aduc meniul?<\/p>\n

-Nu. Leffe Blond\u0103.<\/p>\n

Sorry, pula mea, \u0103lea. Se duce \u0219i se \u00eentoarce \u0219i eu tot dau din taste. M\u0103car aduce un pahar c\u00e2t laptopul. Am b\u0103ut \u00een ultima s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 de nu \u0219tiu, m\u00e2ine ( adic\u0103 azi, pentru voi )c\u00e2nd m\u0103 \u00eentorc, dac\u0103 s\u0103 merg acas\u0103 sau la dezalcoolizare.<\/p>\n

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\u00cemi scrie la ora aia un coleg de basis c\u0103 a rezolvat nu \u0219tiu ce, s\u0103 verific. A rezolvat pe pizda m\u0103-sii. \u00cei spun c\u0103 dac\u0103 e incompetent, m\u0103car s\u0103 nu m\u0103 deranjeze dup\u0103 program de la b\u0103ut.<\/p>\n

M\u00e2ine o s\u0103 m\u0103 fut\u0103 la cap amicul meu project manager c\u0103 nu e ok ce-am spus \u0219i c\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eemi cer scuze, c\u0103 noi suntem externi \u0219i tre’ s\u0103 ne purt\u0103m cu m\u0103nu\u0219i. P\u0103i , ce, medicii proctologi nu poart\u0103 m\u0103nu\u0219i? El nu \u0219tie c\u0103 eu nu \u00eemi cer scuze dec\u00e2t dac\u0103 gre\u0219esc. Presupun c\u0103 mi s-a ur\u00e2t cu munca de-acas\u0103.<\/p>\n

Pula mea, a\u0219a e c\u00e2nd e munca grea, incompeten\u021bii doldora \u0219i te caut\u0103 agen\u021bii de nu ai timp s\u0103 le r\u0103spunzi la telefon.<\/p>\n

Ne \u00eentreab\u0103 tanti de m\u00e2ncare \u0219i observ\u0103 c\u0103 eu nu am cu meniul \u0219i c\u0103 dac\u0103 vreau s\u0103 \u00eel consult .<\/p>\n

-Rib eye!<\/p>\n

– \u0218i mai vre\u021bi ceva de b\u0103ut?<\/p>\n

-Un pahar de malbec argentinian .<\/p>\n

-Un ce?<\/p>\n

Vin.Malbec. Din Argentina. Singurul vin argentinian pe care \u00eel ave\u021bi.<\/p>\n

-Aaa, ok, sigur .<\/p>\n

Termin textul , \u00eenchid capacul la laptop \u0219i m\u0103 \u021bin de glume cu colegii.<\/p>\n

\u0102stora le mai aduce c\u00e2te o bere, pe mine m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n

– Ce bere a\u021bi zis c\u0103 vre\u021bi ? Leffe Blond\u0103?<\/p>\n

– Nu. Vin. Malbec din Argentina. Un pahar.<\/p>\n

– Ah ,da, a\u0219a e. Am \u00een\u021beles.<\/p>\n

\u0102\u0219tia r\u00e2d de mine c\u0103 ” are m\u0103car ce ii ceri tu?”<\/p>\n

\u00cei spun unuia:<\/p>\n

– Cite\u0219te pe meniu ( recit primele 4 beri) . D\u0103 la pagina urm\u0103toare. Vezi c\u0103 ai un vin din Spania, care e o mizerie, 3 din Chile \u0219i un Malbec argentinian. Pe urm\u0103 3 vinuri albe \u0219i 2 roz\u00e9, niciunul din Argentina. La m\u00e2ncare e rib eye, sirloin , coaste, somon la cuptor, 2 feluri de burgeri \u0219i salat\u0103 Caesar.<\/p>\n

– Dac\u0103 putea s\u0103 \u021bin\u0103 \u0219i ea minte m\u0103car meniul de la c\u00e2rciuma unde serve\u0219te, c\u0103 nu are 5 pagini m\u00e2ncare + b\u0103utur\u0103 , \u021bin\u00e2nd cont c\u0103 eu am memorat ce am citit \u00een 12 secunde putea s\u0103 fie consultant IT; a\u0219a, e chelneri\u021b\u0103 \u0219i moare de foame.<\/p>\n

Colegii mei sunt de p\u0103rere c\u0103 sunt prea r\u0103u. Poate am o zi proast\u0103.Cine \u0219tie, poate nu e bine s\u0103 munce\u0219ti de la 8 la 9, dac\u0103 durata aia e mai mult de o or\u0103.<\/p>\n

Vine \u0219i aduce cei mai buni nacio\u0219i care “este”. Cu cele mai bune sosuri m\u00e2ncate vreodat\u0103. Nu \u0219tiu cine a cerut dar \u00eei halesc jum\u0103tate, s\u0103 fie s\u0103n\u0103tos, s\u0103 fie primit, etc. Cu promisiunea c\u0103 vara asta m\u0103 chinui cu mama s\u0103 facem sos de nacho\u0219i, asta \u00eemi import la toamn\u0103 \u00een UK.<\/p>\n

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Vine haleul, dar nu \u00eenainte de a le aduce \u0103stora \u00eenc\u0103 c\u00e2te un rand de bere. Mie nimic. M\u0103 uit pe cer.<\/p>\n

In final , vine cu friptana, bun\u0103 la gust dar cam jartea, \u0219i m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 ce vreau de b\u0103ut. Cred c\u0103 \u00eei arunc sos de guacamole in ochi. Calm, \u00eei explic.<\/p>\n

Un pahar de vin. Malbec.Argentinian.<\/p>\n

\u00cel aduce. E bun. \u0218i mai bun cu jarteaua aia de rib eye.<\/p>\n

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S\u0103-mi bag pula de nu mi se pare c\u0103 tr\u0103iesc \u00eentr-o lume plin\u0103 de retarda\u021bi.<\/p>\n

Mi se pare?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

O dau pe unde scurte. M\u0103 a\u0219ez la bar . Cu laptopul \u00een bra\u021be, povestea vie\u021bii mele, b\u0103ga-mi-a\u0219 pula \u00een faptul c\u0103 \u00eemi plac mai…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":15480,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[82,2301,375],"tags":[3314,1958,3313,1474,3315,2302,3316],"class_list":["post-15481","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-prin-lume","category-suedia","category-vinuri","tag-chelneri","tag-despre-munca","tag-malbec-argentina","tag-programare","tag-pub-irlandez","tag-stockholm","tag-the-auld-man-pub"],"views":2022,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/IMG_20190619_215249786.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-41H","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15481","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15481"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15481\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15484,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15481\/revisions\/15484"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/15480"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15481"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15481"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15481"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}