{"id":1571,"date":"2015-02-26T23:55:47","date_gmt":"2015-02-26T21:55:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=1571"},"modified":"2015-03-03T11:03:41","modified_gmt":"2015-03-03T09:03:41","slug":"o-zi-grea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=1571","title":{"rendered":"O zi grea"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/i2.cdn.turner.com\/cnnnext\/dam\/assets\/140203200308-dnt-elderly-driver-kills-three-in-car-incident-00004123-horizontal-large-gallery.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"504\" height=\"284\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Ce spun eu zi. De la inceputul saptamanii vin la 8 , plec la 8 .Repar buguri in disperare. Azi fuseram sa mancam la mexican. De frica babelor nu mai merg pe jos. Asa ca hai cu SUVul. Gasii loc de parcare la 200 de metri. Pana la hotel cred ca-s 800 sau mai putin. \u00a0Colegii mei sunt oarecum deprimati. Cand am sa ma simt mai bine , poate am sa scriu un pic despre perspectiva germana si perspectiva franceza asupra lucrurilor. Dupa ce ca eram violat la creier din timpul zilei, m-au mai creierit 2 ore intr-o franceza iute si suparata de-mi venea sa dorm pe masa.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Cand am plecat, i-am intrebat daca \u00a0vor sa ii iau cu masina . Noo, ei merg pe jos. Sportivi &#8230; Ma sui in masina , pornesc, plec incet -incet , cat sa i mai intreb odata p-astia daca vor sa ii iau si vad ca ma depasesc 2 masini. De fapt nu ma depasesc , merg pe langa mine. Ma, cand dracu au facut astia doua benzi pe sens pe straduta asta , acu doua zile era de o banda!<\/p>\n<p>Aham , ma dau frumos jos de pe trotuar si strada revine la o banda pe sens. Intru in giratoriu, dau trei ture pana gasesc iesirea . Ajung la hotel. Daca iarasi caut 20 de minute loc de parcare la 200 de metri fac spume. Nope, e unu chiar la usa hotelului dar cam greu de incadrat cu sufrageria, si e si cam stramt. Lasa ca merge si cu rotile \u00a0pe \u00a0bordura, ca d-aia e SUV.<\/p>\n<p>In caz ca va intrebati , am baut bere fara alcool. Sau cred ca \u00a0fara, eu asa am cerut.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ma rog, ma dau jos din masina \u00a0si iaca vin si francejii. Asa ca-i intreb.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; A qu&#8217;elle heur \u00a0vous voulez que nous partirons a l&#8217;office \u00a0a le matin?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Half past late!<\/p>\n<p>-Je vous en prie ?<\/p>\n<p>-30 minutes past late!<\/p>\n<p>Glume de franceji&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ce spun eu zi. De la inceputul saptamanii vin la 8 , plec la 8 .Repar buguri in disperare. 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