{"id":15721,"date":"2019-07-21T19:53:08","date_gmt":"2019-07-21T18:53:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=15721"},"modified":"2019-07-22T08:33:48","modified_gmt":"2019-07-22T07:33:48","slug":"usor-de-weekend-3-olteni-trecura-oltul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=15721","title":{"rendered":"U\u0219or de weekend: 3 Olteni trecur\u0103 Oltul."},"content":{"rendered":"
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La un ginseng ( gin sec ) cu doi prieteni din copil\u0103rie. Copil\u0103ria mea, ei sunt mai bo\u0219orogi un pic, ne g\u0103sim to\u021bi 3 grinchi, nemul\u021bumi\u021bi de \u021bara asta , hot\u0103r\u00e2\u021bi s\u0103 ne lu\u0103m vitez\u0103 \u0219i de aici. Lol.<\/p>\n

Apropo, am b\u0103ut tot liceul toate spurc\u0103ciunile (“Wembleeey, s\u0103 po’ s\u0103 beeei!!!) – p\u00e2n\u0103 mi s-a f\u0103cut sc\u00e2rb\u0103 de el \u0219i nu am mai b\u0103ut, convins c\u0103 ginul e mizeriile alea dou\u0103 prezente pe pia\u021ba din Rom\u00e2nia.<\/p>\n

Ajuns aici am descoperit o alt\u0103 ap\u0103 tonic\u0103 \u0219i alte distil\u00e9-uri. Eu avusesem o idee bun\u0103 \u00een liceu. Materia prim\u0103 era proast\u0103. Nu-i bai, asta am rezolvat-o aici. Dac\u0103 m\u0103 dau \u0103\u0219tia afar\u0103 din \u021bar\u0103, plec \u0219i cu c\u00e2teva navete, s\u0103 fie.<\/p>\n

\"sipsmit<\/p>\n

Cei trei olteni, zic, trecur\u0103m Oltul \u0219i canalul \u0219i ce mai fu p\u00e2n\u0103 aci, doar ca s\u0103 ne reunim in corul bocitoarelor din UK.<\/p>\n

Acum ceva vreme eram la fel de nemul\u021bumi\u021bi Rom\u00e2nia, c\u0103utam s\u0103 ne lu\u0103m vitez\u0103 de acolo. Ei au venit primii.<\/p>\n

Reiter\u0103m, nu acelea\u0219i nemul\u021bumiri, dar altele, la un gr\u0103tar, cum se cade la engleji, doar c\u0103 cu mici,nu \u0219tiu de unde \u00eei g\u0103sesc ei, eu nu am g\u0103sit acibin Reading.<\/p>\n

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Ne lipse\u0219te mersul la peste pe Olt si frecatul pulii pe dig. Am fi putut tr\u0103i s\u0103raci, ferici\u021bi \u0219i perfect rata\u021bi la Oltul nostru. Dap, mai pu\u021bin ferici\u021bi, calitate incompatibil\u0103 cu cea de oltean, sau rom\u00e2n?<\/p>\n

Tot timpul suntem nemul\u021bumi\u021bi, nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 suntem olteni sau evrei. Nic\u0103ieri nu-i bine \u0219i totu\u0219i ne g\u0103sim locul oriunde. Nic\u0103ieri nu-i ca acas\u0103 \u0219i totu\u0219i niciunul nu avem mare lucru “acas\u0103” \u0219i \u00een ni\u0219te ani “acas\u0103” nu \u0219tiu ce o s\u0103 mai insemne, altceva dec\u00e2t locul \u0103la unde te \u00eentorci cu scop intrinsec: Aaliyah.<\/p>\n

Copiii no\u0219tri leag\u0103 prietenii ne-lega\u021bi de locurile care ne unesc pe noi . Incerc s\u0103 proiectez dac\u0103 pe ei i-o lega ceva spa\u021biu , dac\u0103 vor dezvolta sentimentul \u00eentoarcerii acas\u0103. E mi\u0219to, e romantic , dar nu-s sigur c\u0103 a\u0219 vrea s\u0103 le leg eu bila asta de picior…<\/p>\n

Well, o s\u0103 \u00eei spun gr\u0103tarul \u00eentoarcerii acas\u0103, de\u0219i dracu’ \u0219tie care pe unde \u0219i c\u00e2nd ne-om g\u0103si. Eu m\u0103 \u00eentorc primu’ , vineri, vreau s\u0103 m\u0103 duc la pe\u0219te. \u00cemi iau barc\u0103 \u0219i sonar \u0219i nebunii, la at\u00e2ta munc\u0103 se cade s\u0103 spun c\u0103 \u00eemi permit at\u00e2ta lucru, cred. Mai v\u0103d. Mare pescar n-am fost vreodat\u0103, dar nu de aia merg la pescuit.<\/p>\n

P\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een septembrie nu mai calc pe aici.<\/p>\n

Bunic\u0103-mea din partea mamei mi-a b\u00e2ntuit nop\u021bile copil\u0103riei cu povestea lui Tinere\u021be f\u0103r\u0103 b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u021be \u0219i via\u021b\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 de moarte; basmul \u0103la m\u0103 b\u00e2ntuie \u00eentruna.<\/p>\n

A\u0219 putea s\u0103 plec \u0219i pe Marte, cum voiam \u00een 2009 ( am aplicat la o chestie a unora care voiau de fapt s\u0103 fac\u0103 o telenovel\u0103 planetar\u0103 ), cred c\u0103 tot m-a\u0219 \u00eentoarce la un pe\u0219te, sau ceva .<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

La un ginseng ( gin sec ) cu doi prieteni din copil\u0103rie. Copil\u0103ria mea, ei sunt mai bo\u0219orogi un pic, ne g\u0103sim to\u021bi 3 grinchi,…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":15724,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[614,571,3111,1594,1],"tags":[3130,3364,3365,3366],"class_list":["post-15721","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bio","category-life-log","category-reading","category-uk","category-uncategorized","tag-gin-tonic","tag-gratar-romanesc-in-reading","tag-nostalgii-de-emigrant","tag-sentimentul-intoarcerii-acasa"],"views":2791,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/IMG_20190721_134452762-01.jpeg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-45z","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15721","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15721"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15721\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15728,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15721\/revisions\/15728"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/15724"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15721"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15721"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15721"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}