{"id":15794,"date":"2019-07-27T16:23:12","date_gmt":"2019-07-27T15:23:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=15794"},"modified":"2021-01-21T08:44:18","modified_gmt":"2021-01-21T08:44:18","slug":"civilization-i-guma","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=15794","title":{"rendered":"Civilization I. Gum\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"
<\/div>\n

Am rabla la \u021bar\u0103 prin urmare, merg acas\u0103 cu autocarul. Puteam s\u0103 merg cu taxiul da’ hai s\u0103 mai lu\u0103m pulsul la societate, c\u0103 m\u0103 simt cam izolat de ni\u0219te chestii ( nu c\u0103 m\u0103 pl\u00e2ng ).<\/p>\n

Ajungem \u00een autogara cu un Uber \u0219i pentru c\u0103 e cald de mi se evapor\u0103 \u00eenghe\u021bata de m-apuc nici s-o beau, dar\u0103mite s-o ling ( hehe, m\u0103 lamentam de vremea din UK, am ajuns in Bucure\u0219ti – na, Ilie! ) zic s\u0103 m\u0103 duc s\u0103 \u00eemi cump\u0103r ni\u0219te gum\u0103 mentolat\u0103, c\u0103 func\u021bioneaz\u0103.<\/p>\n

-Nu \u021binem gum\u0103 in autogar\u0103!<\/p>\n

-De ce?<\/p>\n

-C\u0103 o scuip\u0103 toat\u0103 lumea pe jos, sau o lipe\u0219te pe scaunele autobuzelor.<\/p>\n

Oh, doamne! \u00cen sf\u00e2r\u0219it inteligen\u021b\u0103 \u0219i colaborare \u00een \u021bara asta. Nici m\u0103car nu plec sup\u0103rat, ci cu un g\u00e2nd de “foarte bine, taic\u0103, dac\u0103 altfel nu se poate, sigur \u0103\u0219tia nu sunt at\u00e2t de inteligen\u021bi s\u0103 vin\u0103 cu gum\u0103 din alta parte. \u0218i c\u00e2nd m\u0103 uit pe jos, a\u0219a e. Nu sunt. Sunt ni\u0219te pete negre \u0219terse de vreme pe asfalt care arat\u0103 ca \u0219i c\u00e2nd n-ai mai fost scuipat\u0103 gum\u0103 in ultimele 6 luni. Minim.<\/p>\n

Ultima oar\u0103 eu am fost acolo acum aproape un an ( o fi mai mult? ) s\u0103 \u00eei duc pe ai mei, iar atunci am calcat \u00eentr-o gum\u0103 \u0219i am luat-o tara\u0219 vreo 300 de metri. Acum -curat. Nici \u00een autocar nu par s\u0103 mai fie lipite pe undeva.<\/p>\n

La gura autocarului b\u00e2rfeau \u0219oferii c\u0103 pe un coleg de-ai lor (cic\u0103 era de la MatDan – nu \u0219tiu cine sunt \u0103\u0219tia, dar am v\u0103zut autocare ) \u00eel salt\u0103 poli\u021bia de diminea\u021b\u0103 c\u0103 sunar\u0103 pasagerii c\u0103 era beat. Cic\u0103 de vreo 1.3 la mie a\u0219a de beat. La prima or\u0103. Tare.<\/p>\n

M\u0103 a\u0219ez \u00een autocar \u0219i \u00eemi pun centura. 4 pasageri o purtam din tot autocarul. Ii cunosc, evident pe ceilal\u021bi trei.<\/p>\n

O doamn\u0103 se a\u0219az\u0103 vis-a-vis de uit\u0103 la noi se uit\u0103 pe parbriz unde bag \u0219i eu acum de seam\u0103 c\u0103 e un afi\u0219 care \u00ee\u021bi spune c\u0103 e obligatoriu \u0219i ne \u00eentreab\u0103 cum se face asta. \u00cei explic. 5.<\/p>\n

Tot e ceva.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Am rabla la \u021bar\u0103 prin urmare, merg acas\u0103 cu autocarul. Puteam s\u0103 merg cu taxiul da’ hai s\u0103 mai lu\u0103m pulsul la societate, c\u0103 m\u0103…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":15795,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1244,136,1],"tags":[3374,3375],"class_list":["post-15794","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bucuresti","category-civilisation","category-uncategorized","tag-guma-in-autogara","tag-guma-in-autogari"],"views":1897,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/download-4.jpeg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-46K","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15794","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15794"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15794\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19028,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15794\/revisions\/19028"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/15795"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15794"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15794"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15794"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}