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Scenariu fictiv inspirat din reali<\/em>tate.<\/p>\n

De\u021bul de \u021buic\u0103 r\u0103mas pe fundul paharului murdar se zbate c\u00e2t s\u0103 sar\u0103 \u00een l\u0103turi, smucit de reflexul imprecis al m\u00e2inii tractoristului, trezit de \u0219uieratul ca de r\u0103zboi al unei schije de capac de roat\u0103 zburat\u0103 c\u00e2t colo. Roat\u0103 care, \u00een acest caz nefericit, trage ma\u0219ina \u00eenapoi, nu \u00eenainte, dar ma\u0219ina nu se las\u0103 strunit\u0103 \u0219i se despart.<\/p>\n

Nelu nu e tractorist, c\u0103 nu prea mai sunt d-\u0103\u0219tia prin sat, dar bea ca unul, iar c\u00e2nd e \u00een form\u0103, chiar ca doi.<\/p>\n

Nici nu-l cheam\u0103 a\u0219a, ci dracu’ \u0219tie cum, c\u0103 atunci c\u00e2nd se ridic\u0103 de pe scaunul de la masa de plastic ars de multe veri, scaun care are forma curului lui imprimat\u0103 \u00een \u0219ezut, \u0219i merge nu s\u0103-l ajute pe avocatul care-\u0219i smulge p\u0103rul de nervi, ci s\u0103 \u00eei dea ni\u0219te sfaturi despre cum ar putea s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i recupereze paguba legal \u0219i s\u0103 \u00eenjure pesede-ul \u0219i prim\u0103ria, chit c\u0103 primarul e de la alt partid, nu se recomand\u0103.<\/p>\n

Nici nu-l \u00eentreab\u0103 nimeni vreodat\u0103 cum \u00eel cheam\u0103 \u0219i nici nu i se cere vreodat\u0103 cartea de vizit\u0103 pentru a apela ulterior la el pentru alte \u0219edin\u021be pre\u021bioase de consultan\u021b\u0103, precum nici lui nu-i pas\u0103, c\u0103 dac\u0103 voia s\u0103 practice meseria asta ar fi f\u0103cut ceva pe tem\u0103, dar el poate fi consultat doar la bar, vr\u00e2nd-nevr\u00e2nd, doar de cei care \u00eent\u00e2mpin\u0103 probleme \u00een proximitate, c\u0103 el acolo are biroul \u0219i nu se deplaseaz\u0103.<\/p>\n

-Pfaaa, nu mai pleci d-aici! Hai, vino \u00eencoa’ \u00een bar s\u0103 iau telefonul de la fat\u0103, s\u0103-l sun pe Nae al lu’ Tic\u0103 Florea<\/a>, s\u0103 vie s\u0103 te tracteze p\u00e2n\u0103 acas\u0103 c\u0103 n-ai ce s\u0103 mai faci. Are el c\u0103ru\u021b\u0103 cu doi cai, imediat vine.<\/p>\n

-Las\u0103-m\u0103, nene, cu c\u0103ru\u021ba ta, c\u0103 chem o platform\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 ia. Hai ajut\u0103-m\u0103 s-o \u00eemping \u00eencolo din drum.<\/p>\n

– Mai bine o la\u0219i aci, pe groap\u0103, ca s\u0103 nu mai dea \u0219i altul \u00een ea, c\u0103 e\u0219ti al treilea! Asta de c\u00e2nd stau eu \u0219i urm\u0103resc. A mai dat un copil cu un bemveu in ea s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na trecut\u0103 \u0219i tot a\u0219a, i-a s\u0103rit roata. \u0218i mai \u00eenainte a mai dat una, nu era d-aci, \u0103lia i-a s\u0103rit doar capacul, da’ s-a str\u00e2mbat roata de n-a mai mers, a trebuit s\u0103 puie rezerva, am ajutat-o noi.<\/p>\n

-Pai de c\u00e2t timp e m\u0103, nene, groapa asta aci ?<\/p>\n

-Dracu \u0219tie, c\u0103 n-am luat sama, de un an-doi, poate. Da’ era mic\u0103, nu era ad\u00e2nc\u0103. Acum s-au ros pere\u021bii aia drep\u021bi fix c\u00e2t s\u0103 intre roata acolo, zici c\u0103 e \u00een adins s\u0103pat\u0103.<\/p>\n

-Hai, hai \u00een\u0103untru s\u0103 bem ceva, c\u0103 \u0219i a\u0219a nu ai ce face p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi vine platforma.<\/p>\n

-Stai dom’ne s\u0103 pun un triunghi, s\u0103 nu m\u0103 loveasc\u0103 careva.<\/p>\n

-Stai dom’ne lini\u0219tit , cine s\u0103 te loveasc\u0103 , c\u0103 e ziu\u0103, se vede.<\/p>\n

-Dom’ne, da’ aici nu repar\u0103 nimeni drumul \u0103sta, n-aveti \u0219i voi primar, s\u0103 vorbesc \u0219i eu cu el? \u00cel g\u0103sesc aici la bar?<\/p>\n

-P\u0103i nu, c\u0103 am vorbit eu cu primarul, dar el nu poate s\u0103 repare, c\u0103 drumul nu e al prim\u0103riei. E jude\u021bean, prefectul nu vrea s\u0103 \u00eel repare.<\/p>\n

-Cum dom’ne s\u0103 nu poat\u0103, chemi firm\u0103 s\u0103 toarne dou\u0103 g\u0103le\u021bi de bitum \u0219i gata.<\/p>\n

-Aaa, cum, dom’ne? P\u0103i zise\u0219i c\u0103 e\u0219ti avocat?! Pai , a\u0219a , f\u0103r\u0103 proiect nu se poate.<\/p>\n

-Du-te dom’ne d-aici, c\u0103 po\u021bi s\u0103 repari \u0219i dumneata, dac\u0103 vrei. Iei o roab\u0103 de pietri\u0219 sau balastru \u0219i o r\u0103storni acolo, m\u0103car c\u00e2t s\u0103 nu \u00ee\u021bi mai rupi ro\u021bile \u00een ea.<\/p>\n

-Vrei s\u0103 \u00eemi fac\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia dosar penal pentru lucr\u0103ri pe domeniul public f\u0103r\u0103 autoriza\u021bie?<\/p>\n

-Ce lucr\u0103ri dom’ne, n-auzi ? Umpli o groapa cu pietri\u0219.<\/p>\n

-N-auzi dom’ne c\u0103 nu ai voie. P\u0103i, ce , nu f\u0103ceam noi, f\u0103cea primarul dac\u0103 era a\u0219a?<\/p>\n

\u0218i a plecat avocatul convins c\u0103 nu se poate face, trebuie de la jude\u021b.<\/p>\n

\u00centre timp au mai ap\u0103rut \u0219i alte gropi, dar aia era spaima zmeilor. Unii, al\u021bii , au mai \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat s\u0103 o evite, al\u021bii \u0219i-au pus la SUV-uri cauciucuri de off-road ca s\u0103 nu mai aib\u0103 grij\u0103 s\u0103 evite, da’ nu to\u021bi.<\/p>\n

\u00centr-o zi echipa de consultan\u021bi de la bar a trebuit s\u0103 ajute o doamn\u0103 care locuia \u00een apropriere s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i pun\u0103 \u00eenapoi pe roti ma\u0219ina r\u0103sturnat\u0103 \u00een \u0219an\u021b, dup\u0103 ce a c\u0103lcat \u00een groapa iadului. Ma\u0219ina aia nu prea mai e rost s\u0103 fie reparat\u0103, dar cu siguran\u021ba sesiz\u0103rile doamnei c\u0103tre prim\u0103rie nu vor r\u0103m\u00e2ne f\u0103r\u0103 r\u0103spuns.<\/p>\n

Mai ales c\u0103 nemaiav\u00e2nd ma\u0219in\u0103, nu va mai pl\u0103ti nici impozit la prim\u0103rie pentru ea.<\/p>\n

Dup\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 alte s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni groapa tot nu d\u0103dea \u00eenapoi de bun\u0103 voie \u0219i f\u0103cea victime.<\/p>\n

“Io i-am zis la vice, c\u0103 m-am \u00eent\u00e2lnit ieri cu el la <<\u021a>> ( alt\u0103 c\u00e2rcium\u0103), c\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103 pun\u0103, dom’ne, un semn de aten\u021bionare, drum cu denivel\u0103ri sau ceva, c\u0103 prea mul\u021bi \u0219i-au rupt ma\u0219inile aci.”<\/p>\n

P\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd \u0219i cineva de la prim\u0103rie \u0219i-a l\u0103sat roata amanet acolo. Abia atunci pare-se c\u0103 fie \u0103ia de la jude\u021b nu s-au mai putut fofila de obliga\u021biile ne\u00eendeplinite, fie prim\u0103ria \u0219i-o fi luat inima \u00een din\u021bi, \u0219i-o fi asumat riscul – \u0219i a \u00eenceput s\u0103 astupe gropile din drumul principal din comun\u0103, chit c\u0103 drumul nu \u00eei apar\u021bine, el fiind de fapt doar un drum jude\u021bean , care doar \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103tor trece \u0219i prin comuna asta.<\/p>\n

C\u0103 am v\u0103zut c\u0103 au \u00eenceput s\u0103 le astupe. Nu chiar pe aia prima, c\u0103 era prea mare, dar dup\u0103 ce \u0219i-au f\u0103cut m\u00e2na pe unele mai mici \u0219i-au luat inima \u00een din\u021bi \u0219i au turnat asfalt \u0219i \u00een aia .<\/p>\n

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Scenariu fictiv inspirat din realitate. De\u021bul de \u021buic\u0103 r\u0103mas pe fundul paharului murdar se zbate c\u00e2t s\u0103 sar\u0103 \u00een l\u0103turi, smucit de reflexul imprecis al…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":15875,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[136,1178],"tags":[3396,3395,3397],"class_list":["post-15874","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-civilisation","category-la-tara","tag-drumuri-din-romania","tag-groapa-in-asfalt","tag-incompetenta"],"views":1654,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/646x404.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s4Eq23-groapa","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15874","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15874"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15874\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15878,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15874\/revisions\/15878"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/15875"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15874"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15874"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15874"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}