{"id":15973,"date":"2019-08-25T03:30:37","date_gmt":"2019-08-25T02:30:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=15973"},"modified":"2019-08-24T19:33:41","modified_gmt":"2019-08-24T18:33:41","slug":"glume-telefonice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=15973","title":{"rendered":"Glume telefonice"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Zilele trecute am primit un apel telefonic ( bip) dintr-o \u021bar\u0103 de care pun pariu c\u0103 nu a\u021bi auzit: eSwathi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dap, \u0219i eu am r\u0103mas confuz p\u00e2n\u0103 am v\u0103zut c\u0103 e vorba de Swaziland. \u0218i-au schimbat anul trecut numele c\u0103 cic\u0103 Swaziland era prea colonialist. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ce m-am mirat pe mine a fost c\u0103 \u0103ia au telefoane \u0219i c\u0103 le d\u0103 dictatorul local voie s\u0103 sune interna\u021bional. M\u0103 rog, s\u0103 de-a bipuri. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Azi altul, acum eram cu telefonul \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 dar tot nu am apucat s\u0103 r\u0103spund. A fost a\u0219a de scurt, cam cum \u00eenv\u0103\u021basem noi s\u0103 d\u0103m bipuri \u00een anii ’90, doar s\u0103 se aprind\u0103 ecranul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Acuma, nu \u0219tiu ce s\u0103 zic. \u0102\u0219tia \u00een Kiribati chiar nu cred c\u0103 au telefoane \u0219i poft\u0103 de glume. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Treaba e simpl\u0103. Nu-s paranoic s\u0103 cred c\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u0219te, sau highere\u0219te Pulea Sp\u0103taru pe mine, c\u0103 de 15 ani \u00eencoa’ \u0219i-ar pierde timpul degeaba, am o via\u021b\u0103 plictisitoare din punctul \u0103sta de vedere. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fie \u00ee\u0219i bate frate-meu joc de mine, c\u0103 el o arde cu voipul \u0219i poa’ s\u0103 fac\u0103 din astea, caz \u00een care – b\u0103, las\u0103 glumele . <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fie num\u0103rul meu e prin vreo baza de date de spam ( SPIT) \u0219i m\u0103 sondeaz\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia de la numere cu supratax\u0103 s\u0103 ( apeluri automate, de obicei ) ca s\u0103 sun eu \u00eenapoi . Dac\u0103 e a doua variant\u0103, cam \u0219tiu unde am l\u0103sat num\u0103rul \u0103sta de telefon in ultimele dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni, futu-i GDPR-ul pizdii m\u0103-sii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Zilele trecute am primit un apel telefonic ( bip) dintr-o \u021bar\u0103 de care pun pariu c\u0103 nu a\u021bi auzit: eSwathi. Dap, \u0219i eu am r\u0103mas…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":15976,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[3436,3435,3434],"class_list":["post-15973","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-general-trash","tag-apel-telefonic-din-eswathi","tag-apel-telefonic-din-kiribati","tag-apeluri-de-la-numere-de-telefon-din-africa"],"views":1690,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/3422528.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-49D","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15973","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15973"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15973\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15977,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15973\/revisions\/15977"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/15976"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15973"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15973"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15973"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}