{"id":15978,"date":"2019-08-25T09:30:58","date_gmt":"2019-08-25T08:30:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=15978"},"modified":"2019-08-24T20:30:04","modified_gmt":"2019-08-24T19:30:04","slug":"calitate-uber-50-de-lei-boss","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=15978","title":{"rendered":"Calitate Uber -> 50 de lei, boss?"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Am ni\u0219te amici care fac gargara \u0219i laud\u0103 Uber c\u0103 ce mi\u0219to e , taximetri\u0219tii sunt cium\u0103 ( bine, pe asta nu o contest ) etc. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

S-a cam dat dracu’ \u0219i Uber, bag sam\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Am venit \u00een Bucale city din nou s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2lnesc cu cineva \u0219i s\u0103 fac proxy pentru plecat \u00een Suedia c\u00e2teva zile la treab\u0103. S\u0103 fur o biciclet\u0103, una-alta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I-am trimis pe ai mei acas\u0103 cu rabla iar eu am r\u0103mas pieton pe aici pe unde se bat burii cu triburile Bantu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu, serios, treceam prin spatele blocurilor vecine \u0219i erau ni\u0219te domni ar\u0219i de soare cu bur\u021bile umflate de la cutiile de bere din m\u00e2n\u0103, cu doamnele lor a\u0219ijderea ( ele nu \u0219tiu de la ce aveau bur\u021bile umflate, unele de la copii, da unele…) \u0219i \u00een cele 2 minute c\u00e2t am parcurs distan\u021ba cu pricina am auzit ce-a mai mare densitate de “f\u0103”, “baro$anee” , “cumetre”\u0219i “bag pula” din via\u021ba mea, separate de r\u00e2g\u00e2ituri pe post de prepozi\u021bii. Minim 10 repeti\u021bii de fiecare, cred c\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia f\u0103ceau SEO pe audio, cred c\u0103 dac\u0103 \u00eei indexa google erau primul rezultat din list\u0103 pe termenii \u0103\u0219tia de c\u0103utare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

#riodejaneiro #favelas<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Nu mai am nici haine prin apartament, mai s\u0103 m\u0103 duc \u00een pula goal\u0103 la \u0103ia \u0219i , sacou cu cravat\u0103 pe pielea goal\u0103 \u0219i \u00een chilo\u021bi e un costum bun, dar nu de business. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

A\u0219a c\u0103 hai la Bucure\u0219ti Mall s\u0103-mi iau ceva de lux. De la Zara, desigur, c\u0103 al\u021bii mai ieftini g\u0103sesc doar la Dragonul Ro\u0219u ( Europa ), dac\u0103 or mai fi aia deschi\u0219i. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Am g\u0103sit eu niste chestii pe acolo, cump\u0103rat \u0219i dau s\u0103 plec. Zic c\u0103 nu merg cu tramvaiul \u0219i s\u0103 schimb la Dristor, c\u0103 m\u0103 coc ( erau 30+ la 18:00 #lovingbucharest)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Era \u0219i un taximetrist din \u0103la galben , postat fix in fa\u021b\u0103, doar s\u0103 te urci \u00een ma\u0219in\u0103. Da’ avea motorul oprit \u0219i pe burta ie\u0219ita din c\u0103ma\u0219a cu m\u00e2nec\u0103 scurt\u0103 desf\u0103cut\u0103 i se \u00eennodau dou\u0103 broboane de transpira\u021bie. Zic – nu, pe \u0103sta nu-l iau, c\u0103 e prea fresh! S\u0103 mai transpire, nene, \u0219i dup\u0103 aia, doar n-o s\u0103 \u00eei fac via\u021ba at\u00e2t de u\u0219oar\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 \u00eel ajut s\u0103 porneasca motorul pe banii mei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dau s\u0103 chem un Uber \u0219i remarc suma neobi\u0219nuit de mare estimat\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 acas\u0103 la mine. 21.5 lei. Glumesc, nu mi se pare a\u0219a de mult 4.5 euro, da’ parc\u0103 era mai pu\u021bin. In fine, mi se sufl\u0103 \u00een casc\u0103 c\u0103 pe Bolt e 17 lei \u0219i c\u0103 de obicei e mai pu\u021bin ( a\u0219a \u0219tiu \u0219i eu), dar acum e surge – s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103 seara. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Remarc \u00eens\u0103 c\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia nu mai scriu acolo la pre\u021b c\u0103 e surge c\u0103 e 1.5, 2x sau c\u00e2t dracu’ e comparativ cu pre\u021bul normal, \u00ee\u021bi dau doar suma estimat\u0103. M\u0103gari ! Dar nu mai stau s\u0103 instalez \u0219i aplica\u021bia de Bolt, c\u0103 merge netul de la Orange de jur c\u0103 vinerea viitoare m\u0103 mut pe Vodafone \u00eenapoi, futu-i \u00een creier de zg\u00e2rcomani. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0102sta e 4G, ai?! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Comand sa vin\u0103 limuzina de 21 de lei pe 5 km s\u0103 m\u0103 duc dracului acas\u0103 din lip\u0103rul \u0103sta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i vine un Logan cu Uber scris pe el. Nu \u0219tiam c\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia acuma au logo pe ma\u0219ini.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Eh, ma sui \u0219i remarc un miros fad de \u021big\u0103ri. Mintea mea \u00ee\u0219i zice \u00een g\u00e2ndul ei : Oooh, taxi de Bucure\u0219ti, mi-era dor! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 domnul \u0219ofer dac\u0103 m\u0103 deranjeaz\u0103 geamurile deschise. B\u0103, m\u0103 cam deranjau, dar observ c\u0103 la Loganul \u0103la nou nu avea buton de aer condi\u021bionat \u0219i nici nu se sim\u021bea ceva briza rece. Deci:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Nu, nu m\u0103 deranjeaz\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u0103 doar nu vreau s\u0103 mor acolo. Nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 era o glum\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cum necum m-a dus, dar observ c\u0103 suma taximetri\u0219tilor din Bucure\u0219ti tinde s\u0103 fie tot aia p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103, indiferent sub ce umbrel\u0103 lucreaz\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I 💕 Bucharest!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Am ni\u0219te amici care fac gargara \u0219i laud\u0103 Uber c\u0103 ce mi\u0219to e , taximetri\u0219tii sunt cium\u0103 ( bine, pe asta nu o contest )…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":15980,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1244,148,1],"tags":[3439,3437,3438],"class_list":["post-15978","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bucuresti","category-taxi-servicii-impecabile","category-uncategorized","tag-uber-fara-aer-conditionat","tag-uber-miros-de-tigari","tag-uber-surge"],"views":2224,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Screenshot_20190824-215313-01.jpeg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-49I","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15978","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15978"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15978\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15981,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15978\/revisions\/15981"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/15980"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15978"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15978"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15978"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}