{"id":16001,"date":"2019-08-27T06:11:13","date_gmt":"2019-08-27T05:11:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=16001"},"modified":"2019-08-27T06:12:18","modified_gmt":"2019-08-27T05:12:18","slug":"cum-ajungi-o-leguma","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=16001","title":{"rendered":"Cum ajungi o legum\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p>Nu \u0219tiu al\u021bii, dar eu, f\u0103c\u00e2nd prea multe chestii cu degetele \u0219i mintea \u0219i neglij\u00e2nd corpul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M-a invitat un coleg care \u00eemi este \u0219i \u0219ef s\u0103  alerg\u0103m pu\u021bin \u00eenainte de mas\u0103. Jum\u0103tate de or\u0103 a\u0219a. Eu \u0219tiu c\u0103 nu prea m\u0103 mai \u021bin curelele \u0219i i-am.spus c\u0103 nu sunt preg\u0103tit s\u0103 alerg cu el 5km, dar \u00eencep. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Obi\u0219nuiam s\u0103 alerg c\u00e2te 7-8 dar pe vremea c\u00e2nd nu alerga toat\u0103 lumea semimaratoane \u0219i 10k , c\u0103 nu era la mod\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Am plecat totu\u0219i s\u0103 alerg\u0103m convins c\u0103 eu dup\u0103 30 de minute de antrenament , m\u0103 bat \u0219i cu Chuck Norris. Ei bine, splina \u0219i organele interne prin care trece s\u00e2nge sufer\u0103 primele atrofierea , mai tare dec\u00e2t picioarele.  Nu zic c\u0103 am alergat 10 minute c\u0103 poate mint. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dar a fost umilitor s\u0103 \u00eemi dea nenea asta ( are vreo 10 ani in plus ) ture la modul &#8221; hai, \u021bi-ai revenit? Mai bag\u0103 un sprint . Hai c\u0103 po\u021bi! &#8221; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Damn. In seara asta alerg din nou, c\u0103 singurul organ  pe care  il  tin in forma e ficatul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nu, nu vreau s\u0103 alerg maratoane, nu \u00eemi place sportul cu titlu de sport, dar ur\u0103sc s\u0103 tr\u0103iesc ca morcovu&#8217; \u0219i c\u0103 ridichea. Adic\u0103 ori \u00een cur , ori \u00een p\u0103m\u00e2nt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nu \u0219tiu al\u021bii, dar eu, f\u0103c\u00e2nd prea multe chestii cu degetele \u0219i mintea \u0219i neglij\u00e2nd corpul. M-a invitat un coleg care \u00eemi este \u0219i \u0219ef&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":16002,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[614,571,1],"tags":[3446,3447,2164],"class_list":["post-16001","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bio","category-life-log","category-uncategorized","tag-fitness","tag-la-munca","tag-suedia"],"views":1965,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/images-9.jpeg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-4a5","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16001","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16001"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16001\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16003,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16001\/revisions\/16003"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/16002"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16001"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16001"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16001"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}