{"id":16081,"date":"2019-09-18T04:00:16","date_gmt":"2019-09-18T03:00:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=16081"},"modified":"2019-09-17T23:05:42","modified_gmt":"2019-09-17T22:05:42","slug":"microbuze-de-suedia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=16081","title":{"rendered":"Microbuze de Suedia"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p>\u0218tiu c\u0103 e poza cu alt\u0103 ma\u0219in\u0103, rabla aia m-a luat de acas\u0103 c\u0103 bulangiii aia de la firma de taxi doar m-au min\u021bit c\u0103 dac\u0103 pl\u0103tesc &#8220;executive&#8221; ( deconteaz\u0103 firma, na \ud83d\ude42 ) \u00eemi trimit S Klasse sau Tesla S. Mi-au trimis o muie . <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Asta e , era noapte c\u00e2nd am ajuns aici \u0219i  nu ie\u0219i bus-ul \u00een poz\u0103. \u0102la care ne duce de la aeroport la hotelul din G\u00e4vle. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>E un Transporter de 9 locuri. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Suntem 5 coechipieri \u0219i \u0219oferul. Eu am ajuns primul \u0219i am stat pu\u021bin de vorb\u0103 cu el , apoi am plecat sa \u00eei lu\u0103m pe cealalti de la alt terminal. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La urcare \u0219oferul bag\u0103 cheia \u0219i se aude un ding. Zice: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Ah , nu porne\u0219te c\u0103 a trecut o jum\u0103tate de or\u0103 de c\u00e2nd m-am dat jos. <strong>Tre&#8217; s\u0103 suflu in alcooltest s\u0103 dovedesc c\u0103 sunt treaz. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gen, wow. Treaba asta ar rezolva jum\u0103tate din accidentele in care sunt implicate microbuze \u0219i autobuze in Rom\u00e2nia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C\u0103 cealalt\u0103 jum\u0103tate e cauzat\u0103 de live-uri de Facebook pe contrasens.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u0218tiu c\u0103 e poza cu alt\u0103 ma\u0219in\u0103, rabla aia m-a luat de acas\u0103 c\u0103 bulangiii aia de la firma de taxi doar m-au min\u021bit c\u0103&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":16080,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[136,2301],"tags":[3463,3447],"class_list":["post-16081","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-civilisation","category-suedia","tag-etilotest-obligatoriu-in-microbuze-si-autobuze","tag-la-munca"],"views":2111,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/IMG_20190917_131621067-02.jpeg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-4bn","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16081","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16081"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16081\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16083,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16081\/revisions\/16083"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/16080"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16081"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16081"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16081"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}