{"id":16101,"date":"2019-09-25T08:17:23","date_gmt":"2019-09-25T07:17:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=16101"},"modified":"2019-10-02T09:16:37","modified_gmt":"2019-10-02T08:16:37","slug":"vineri-seara-pe-centrul-vechi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=16101","title":{"rendered":"Vineri seara pe centrul vechi"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Eram nem\u00e2ncat de toat\u0103 ziua \u0219i dup\u0103 munc\u0103 l-am b\u00e2ntuit pe frate-meu s\u0103 mergem s\u0103 bem o bere \u0219i s\u0103 bag, eventual, ceva la ma\u021b. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0102sta locuie\u0219te \u00een zona 0 ( pe harta cutremurelor din Rom\u00e2nia) a\u0219a c\u0103 am ie\u0219it pe centrul vechi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dup\u0103 ce am b\u00e2ntuit pe coclaurile \u0103lea am urcat cu liftul la unii la Sky Bar. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Acolo, o chestie cam de fi\u021bo\u0219enie a\u0219a \u0219i nu-s sigur, dar a\u0219 zice c\u0103 probabil e cel mai cool bar din zon\u0103. Mi-a pl\u0103cut amenajarea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ce-i interesant e c\u0103 noi am ajuns relativ devreme, pe la 9 seara a\u0219a. Nu era localul plin sau aproape plin, dar \u00een\u0103untru toate mesele erau rezervate. A\u0219a c\u0103 am luat dou\u0103 locuri la o mas\u0103 pe teras\u0103, unde ne-au \u00eenghe\u021bat coaiele dup\u0103 ceva vreme; \u0103sta era \u00een pantaloni scur\u021bi, lol. Am mai stat un pic la semi-adolie \u0219i semi-\u00eenc\u0103lzire, \u00een semib\u0103taia dintre dou\u0103 l\u0103mpi IR. Dup\u0103 care ne-am tirat, cam c\u00e2nd venea lumea – poza 2. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Dou\u0103 chestii. Am m\u00e2ncat acolo ceva ra\u021b\u0103 g\u0103tit\u0103 funky \u0219i era bun\u0103 la gust \u0219i preparat\u0103 impecabil, european. Tot europene \u0219i pre\u021burile, 25 de lei o bere (Guiness) , 41 de lei un whisky bunicel – Lagavulin afumat. Tot preturile \u0103stea sunt \u0219i prin UK, asta c\u00e2nd nu-s mai mici acolo. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Legat de beri, aveam a\u0219a o impresie vag\u0103 c\u0103, b\u0103i b\u0103iete, cred c\u0103 de vreo 2 ani a \u00eenceput s\u0103-mi plac\u0103 berea, c\u00e2t de c\u00e2t, \u0219i nu \u00een\u021belegeam de ce, credeam c\u0103 m-am schimbat eu, c\u0103 mie nu mi-a pl\u0103cut niciodat\u0103 jegul de bere rom\u00e2neas\u0103 ( toaaaate-s la feeeel!) , \u0219i \u00een egal\u0103 m\u0103sur\u0103 nici berea nem\u021beasc\u0103 – s\u0103 te pi\u0219i \u00een ea – gen . <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cen ultimii ani berea s-a mai schimbat au ap\u0103rut chestii artizanale, dar nu prea \u00een centrul vechi – \u0103\u0219tia o ard tot cu \u201d\u0103lea bune\u201d \u0219i \u0219tiute : Tuborg, Carlsberg , Heineken, Peroni, Corona \u0219i Desperado – ni\u0219te jeguri de la A la Z. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Eh, eu de doi ani beau bericioaice prin Suedia – se pi\u0219\u0103 berile pe care le-am b\u0103ut acolo pe ce bei \u00een Germania, Austria, Italia, Spania – \u00een Danemarca am mai b\u0103ut ceva c\u00e2t de c\u00e2t. \u0218i de mai pu\u021bin de un an mai beau \u00een UK. \u0218i tot a\u0219a, beau chestii care-s chiar bere, nu Heineken si Carlsberg , probabil cea mai bun\u0103 bere din lume – dintre berile de c\u0103cat pe care le consum\u0103 cer\u0219etorii \u0219i suporterii de fotbal. Nu, acolo am g\u0103sit mai multe chestii dintre care c\u00e2teva pe care le beau mai des: Coors Light ( americ\u0103neasc\u0103), Doom Bar Amber Ale ( produs\u0103 prin Cornwall, UK) \u0219i mai beau din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd \u0219i Guiness, c\u0103 nu-mi face gaur\u0103 \u00een burt\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

De aia am comandat \u0219i aici tot Guiness, dar mi-am dat seama c\u0103 e ceva \u00een neregul\u0103 cu ea, n-a\u0219 putea s\u0103 spun ce, dar nu e ca aia din UK – nu \u0219tiu de ce eu credeam c\u0103 asta se import\u0103 din Irlanda, dar probabil c\u0103 nu? \u0218i am b\u0103ut un whisky mic, 35 ml sau ceva.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Zic c\u0103 probabil c\u0103 nu, c\u0103 pe urm\u0103 am cobor\u00e2t din stratosfer\u0103 din nou la nivelul Bucure\u0219tiului, \u0103la \u00een care fiecare bar are aga\u021b\u0103toare la u\u0219\u0103, zic ni\u0219te gagici care aproape te bat ca s\u0103 intri la ei \u00een loca\u021bie. Amuzant c\u0103 nu m\u0103 mai recunosc nici rom\u00e2nii de rom\u00e2n. E evident c\u0103 mai toate gagicile alea vorbesc \u0219i ceva englez\u0103 \u0219i \u00een func\u021bie de cum te v\u0103d te-ntreab\u0103 de vorb\u0103. Nu m-a abordat m\u0103car una \u00een rom\u00e2ne\u0219te, iar eu trollam cu \u201eExcusez moi, s’il vous plait, je ne parle pas anglais\u201d. Zici c\u0103 suntem \u021bar\u0103 francofon\u0103. Pula, nu am auzit vreuna s\u0103-ncerce s\u0103 lege dou\u0103 boabe \u00een francez\u0103. Bine, nu cred c\u0103 lucrau acolo studentele la litere, dar na. Vorbeau cu frate-meu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Alt\u0103 chestie trist\u0103 e legat\u0103 de o practic\u0103 comun\u0103 \u0219i foarte veche aici – clientele false – \u0219tiu de la frate-meu c\u0103 el avea colege de facultate care prestau a\u0219a ceva. Adic\u0103 ni\u0219te pizde \u021beapene care stau la bar singure, abordabile, iar c\u00e2nd le abordezi \u0219i le-ntrebi ce beau, p\u0103i ce s\u0103 bea, numai \u0219ampanii d-\u0103lea scumpe , gen nejustificat de scumpe. Pula mea fac v\u00e2nzare. \u0218i dup\u0103 ce-\u0219i termin\u0103 programul , dac\u0103 mai e\u0219ti, si mai sunt \u0219i ele \u00een stare, \u00ee\u021bi spun \u0219i pre\u021bul lor. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sunt c\u00e2teva aspecte jalnice cu privire la asta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

B\u0103, prin prisma meseriei am mai fost \u0219i eu prin baruri, prin \u021b\u0103ri, \u0219i tot datorit\u0103 situa\u021biei am fost singur \u0219i merg, normal, la bar, m\u0103 a\u0219ez pe un scaun, mai m\u0103 bag \u00een seam\u0103 cu barmanul, cu cine e \u00een jur. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i sunt peste tot \u0219i gagici la bar. Unele a\u0219teapt\u0103 pe cineva, altele poate-s la ag\u0103\u021bat sau s\u0103 fie ag\u0103\u021bate, nu am discutat cu vreuna \u00een direc\u021bia aia s\u0103 \u0219tiu sigur dac\u0103 au pre\u021b sau nu, dar mi se p\u0103rea c\u0103 nu \u0219i c\u0103 erau cliente cinstite. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nici nu am \u00eentrebat pe vreuna ce vrea, \u00een sensul s\u0103-i ofer eu, dar nu-i problem\u0103, le mai ofereau al\u021bii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i n-am v\u0103zut pe absolut nic\u0103ieri pe unde am fost, de\u0219i poate exist\u0103 astfel de loca\u021bii \u0219i acolo, pizde s\u0103 bea \u0219ampanie de sute de euro sticla la bar, cump\u0103rat\u0103 de al\u021bi clien\u021bi \u0219i \u00een general tipul de cliente false. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Iar asta e na\u0219pa c\u0103 presupun c\u0103 te duci \u0219i tu s\u0103 ag\u0103\u021bi o pizd\u0103 \u00eentr-un bar \u0219i tot ce g\u0103se\u0219ti \u00een centru vechi sunt centuriste emancipate. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u021aap\u0103no\u0219enia e o problem\u0103. Adic\u0103, coaie, sunt ur\u00e2te, b\u0103. NU MERIT\u0102 \u0103lea un pahar de \u0219ampanie nici dac\u0103 ar fi pe bune, dar\u0103mite o sticl\u0103, c\u0103 cic\u0103 toate beau ca tractori\u0219tii ( deh, meseria, sunt platite la consum) . <\/p>\n\n\n\n

P\u0103i pula mea, dac\u0103 mi-ar spune o gagic\u0103 c\u0103 vrea s\u0103-i cump\u0103r eu o \u0219ampanie ar trebui s\u0103 ar\u0103te m\u0103car ca so\u021bia mea, care nu mai are demult 25 de ani \u0219i nici nu pozeaz\u0103 \u00een Playboy, ca s\u0103 n-avem discu\u021bii c\u0103 sunt eu prea figurant \u0219i cu preten\u021bii. Eh, \u0103lea arat\u0103 foarte potrivite pentru o bere Ciuc, \u201d\u00eenc\u0103 una \u0219i m\u0103 duc\u201d , c\u0103 de Skol nu se pune problema. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u0103 l\u0103mure\u0219te frate-meu c\u0103 \u201d\u0103lea bune\u201d sunt \u00een Her\u0103str\u0103u, BOA \u0219i Dubai. Nu \u0219tiu ce s\u0103 zic. Poate \u00een Dubai. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar ce vreau s\u0103 spun e c\u0103 centrul vechi al Bucure\u0219tiului e o spoial\u0103 fake, un simulacru de distrac\u021bie, de loc de ag\u0103\u021bat gagici care te a\u0219teapt\u0103 cu gura gata c\u0103scat\u0103, bine asta e adev\u0103rat, doar c\u0103 vor s\u0103 torni alcool acolo, de tot ce mai crezi c\u0103 ar putea fi real. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Am mers pe urm\u0103 la alt\u0103 teras\u0103, nu re\u021bin numele unde am medita la faptul c\u0103 eu cred c\u0103 gagicile, prin Bucure\u0219ti, erau mai frumoase c\u00e2nd eram eu t\u00e2n\u0103r, iar dac\u0103 nu erau \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 am devenit eu un ursuz \u0219i nemul\u021bumit, se poate \u0219i asta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i-am mai b\u0103ut un gin tonic, c\u00e2t a mai b\u0103ut frate-meu o bere \u0219i dup\u0103 aia am mai b\u0103ut \u0219i eu \u00eenc\u0103 o bere cu el, c\u0103 ginul \u0103la Hendrick’s era bun, dac\u0103 n-ar fi pus \u0219i castravete \u00een el, dar deh, e de \u00een\u021beles, b\u0103utur\u0103 de femei ( ap\u0103 de castravete, etc).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Din nou, pre\u021buri din vest, calitate din est, dar asta am v\u0103zut-o a doua zi , c\u00e2nd m-am trezit cu o mahmureal\u0103 sever\u0103, din aia cu b\u0103ut ap\u0103 toat\u0103 ziua ca disperatul. Deci s\u0103 repet\u0103m : 2 beri, 35ml whisky si maxim \u00eenc\u0103 25-35ml de gin, dac\u0103 or fi fost \u00een paharul \u0103la. Am zis totu\u0219i ca POAAATE am b\u0103ut eu prea mult, de\u0219i cu dou\u0103 seri \u00eenainte b\u0103usem \u00een Suedia jum\u0103tate de sticl\u0103 de vin \u0219i o bere \u0219i n-am avut nici pe dracu, m-am trezit fresh. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Partea proast\u0103 e ca \u0219i frate-meu s-a trezit la fel, dup\u0103 numai 3 beri. \u0218i se lauda c\u0103 \u00eencepe s\u0103-l fut\u0103 o durere de cap deja de la prima. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

B\u0103i, beau Guiness \u0219i \u00een UK, \u00een general una, sau jum\u0103tate , dar am mai b\u0103ut \u0219i dou\u0103 \u0219i-un gin \u00een aceea\u0219i zi – \u0219i nu-mi d\u0103 indigestie, ca s\u0103 zic a\u0219a. A\u0219a c\u0103 concluzia e aia de mai sus – s\u0103-\u021bi bagi pula.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Altfel, veselie \u0219i petrecere, ia uite ici . <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Eram nem\u00e2ncat de toat\u0103 ziua \u0219i dup\u0103 munc\u0103 l-am b\u00e2ntuit pe frate-meu s\u0103 mergem s\u0103 bem o bere \u0219i s\u0103 bag, eventual, ceva la ma\u021b.…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":16104,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1244],"tags":[3473,3472],"class_list":["post-16101","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bucuresti","tag-bautura-de-calitate-proasta-in-romania","tag-caracterul-fals-al-distractiei-pe-centru-vechi"],"views":3681,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/IMG_20190920_231935334-02.jpeg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-4bH","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16101","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16101"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16101\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16154,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16101\/revisions\/16154"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/16104"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16101"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16101"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16101"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}