{"id":16133,"date":"2019-09-27T23:26:50","date_gmt":"2019-09-27T22:26:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=16133"},"modified":"2019-09-28T08:49:23","modified_gmt":"2019-09-28T07:49:23","slug":"la-aeroport","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=16133","title":{"rendered":"La aeroport"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Am mai multe texte \u00eencepute \u0219i mai \u00eencep unu, s\u0103 fie. Mi-am tot am\u00e2nat zborul, pentru c\u0103 pula mea, b\u0103nci, aia e alt\u0103 poveste. \u0218i azi am plecat. Lucram din apartamentul gol si ma tot futeau ai mei c\u0103 nu terminau mai repede testele vie\u021bii s\u0103 o iau \u0219i eu la picior pe la 16:30. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cum nu am \u0219tiut c\u00e2nd \u0219i cum plec nu mi-am mai rezervat loc de parcare la parcarile alea mai ieftine care sunt aproape de aeroport, aproape la un kilometru, vreau s\u0103 zic, pavate frumos cu \u021b\u0103r\u00e2n\u0103, dar unde pl\u0103tesc 218 lei pe lun\u0103, nu 400 \u00ceN PULA MEA. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i m\u0103 ia waze prin toate coclaurile posibile \u0219i imposibile, pe str\u0103zi desfundate, neasfaltate ( da, b\u0103, \u00een Bucure\u0219ti) prin pula mea, dar p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103, adica p\u00e2n\u0103 la 17:40 , ajung. Construiesc \u0103\u0219tia nu \u0219tiu ce pasaj la aeroport pentru o linie de tren\/ metrou glorioas\u0103, probabil unesc tunelele dacice cu catedrala m\u00e2ntuirii neamului. Dar nu, acum , prin 2050, momentan doar s-au apucat de d\u0103r\u00e2mat prin aeroport, au f\u0103cut intrarea un pic mai altfel \u0219i au \u00eenchis ni\u0219te str\u0103zi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i pentru c\u0103 cel mai bun GPS cumva e tot so\u021bia \u0219i-mi lipsea, n-am nimerit parcarea de data trecut\u0103, de la P5. am trecut pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 \u0219i-am sim\u021bit o broboan\u0103 rece de sudoare pe \u0219ira spin\u0103rii. Am oprit ca vita \u00een giratoriu, paralizat de prostie \u0219i jur c\u0103-mi venea s\u0103 dau cu spatele, dar nu vreau s\u0103 apat la televizor, cred. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hai, dar\u0103, la \u0103lelalte, P2, P3, P4. Aveau toate \u00eempreun\u0103 fix 0 locuri de parcare libere. Dec\u00e2t s\u0103 las ma\u0219ina o lun\u0103 la termen scurt mai bine nu mai plec. Mai dau o tur\u0103 c\u0103 poate, poate pot s\u0103 intru \u00eenapoi pe la giratoriul \u0103la. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pula mea, nu pot, c\u0103 au blocat drumul cu ni\u0219te obstacole din \u0103lea de plastic, e sens unic acuma. Opresc l\u00e2ng\u0103, pe un scuar pe avarii \u0219i pun iar waze s\u0103 m\u0103 duc\u0103 la P5 , care este fix la 25 de metri de mine, nu glumesc. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lejer, doar 11 km am de mers, adic\u0103 5.5 p\u00e2n\u0103 unde pot s\u0103 \u00eentorc \u0219i e o aglomera\u021bie din aia de stai pe loc. Waze zice c\u0103 ajung \u00eenapoi la 18:05 – ar fi timp, dac\u0103 or fi locuri libere, c\u0103 zborul e la 19:45. Dac\u0103 nu, am belit-o, de fapt nu belesc nimic, c\u0103 pentru asta ar cam trebui s\u0103 ajung in UK.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hai, ajung la giratoriul \u0103la de ie\u0219ire din aeroport \u0219i v\u0103d acolo prima parcare privat\u0103, Park2Fly ceva. Asta e salvarea mea. Le tai calea unora cu viteza uimitoare de 1.5 km la or\u0103 \u0219i m\u0103 bag. La poart\u0103 o tanti:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Ave\u021bi rezervare?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Nu am, mai ave\u021bi locuri?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-\u00cen mod normal v\u0103 certam, dac\u0103 venea\u021bi mai devreme, dar acum s-au eliberat c\u00e2teva. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Perfect! C\u00e2t cost\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-C\u00e2t sta\u021bi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-O lun\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Pentru 30 de zile este 690 de lei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cemi dau seama brusc c\u0103 parcarea aia e ceva gen CatchAll(fraieri ca mine) , mi se dau ochii peste cap \u0219i dau cu spatele rapid. Le tai iar calea unora, c\u0103 altfel n-ai cum s\u0103 te bagi la ora aia acolo, m\u0103 salut\u0103 regulamentar cu degetele mijlocii \u0219i claxoane, le mul\u021bumesc cu avariile \u0219i d\u0103-i bice, taic\u0103, c\u0103 arat\u0103 waze deja 18:10. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Deja simt c\u0103 m\u0103 deranjeaz\u0103 un pic permisul \u00een buzunar, conduc rabla automat\u0103 pe modul manual – prietenii \u0219tiu cum conduc eu \u00een modul NFS, nu neap\u0103rat repede dar m\u0103car periculos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dup\u0103 11 kilometri sunt \u00eenapoi la intrare, cu ochii c\u00e2t cepele pe P5. M\u0103 bag, ap\u0103s pe buton \u0219i m\u0103 rog la Sf\u00e2ntul Henri Coand\u0103 s\u0103-mi dea jeton, s\u0103 nu m\u0103 lase pe afar\u0103, ca pe fraieri. \u00cemi d\u0103 \u0219i m\u0103 simt de parc\u0103 mi-au intrat cire\u0219e pe linie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Intru dar nu z\u0103resc niciun loc de parcare. Bag pula, eu de acolo nu ies dec\u00e2t pe jos, dac\u0103 nu e nimic o sui pe iarb\u0103, pe trotuar, \u00een pomi, undeva o \u00eenghesui. \u00cemi intr\u0103 \u0219i careul de a\u0219i \u0219i un echipaj de la Wizz, cred se suie \u00een rabla lor \u0219i elibereaz\u0103 fix un loc c\u00e2t mai mulinez eu prin parcare. Nu risc, dau imediat cu spatele p\u00e2n\u0103 acolo \u0219i o a\u0219ez. Din vreo 5 manevre c\u0103 ei aveau o ma\u0219in\u0103 mai mic\u0103, nu chiar autobuz. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rusacul la spate \u0219i plec lini\u0219tit, c\u0103 e \u0219i 25 \u0219i am tot timpul p\u00e2n\u0103 la 19:15 c\u00e2nd fac \u0103ia de la Wizz \u00eembarcarea. Fac poze la loc, s\u0103 nu mai caut ca boul jum\u0103tate de or\u0103 ca data trecut\u0103. Totul e bine c\u00e2nd se termin\u0103 cu bine..<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Asta dup\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentorc de la u\u0219a aeroportului s\u0103 \u00eemi iau \u0219i trolerul uitat \u00een portbagaj. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pe de alt\u0103 parte, \u00een Luton zici c\u0103 e gara din Dr\u0103g\u0103\u0219ani. M\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2lnesc cu amici care \u00ee\u0219i a\u0219teapt\u0103 alt amici – \u201dce faci, te-ai \u00eentors?\u201d \u201dbine, tu?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Am mai multe texte \u00eencepute \u0219i mai \u00eencep unu, s\u0103 fie. Mi-am tot am\u00e2nat zborul, pentru c\u0103 pula mea, b\u0103nci, aia e alt\u0103 poveste. \u0218i…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":16135,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1244,1],"tags":[3476],"class_list":["post-16133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bucuresti","category-uncategorized","tag-la-aeroport"],"views":2424,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/IMG_20190927_181503182_HDR-01.jpeg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-4cd","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16133"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16133\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16137,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16133\/revisions\/16137"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/16135"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}