{"id":16307,"date":"2019-10-25T03:45:52","date_gmt":"2019-10-25T02:45:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=16307"},"modified":"2019-10-21T15:11:23","modified_gmt":"2019-10-21T14:11:23","slug":"romanii-si-amazon-ep-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=16307","title":{"rendered":"Romanii si Amazon. Ep. 1"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p>Am impresia uneori ca to\u021bi rom\u00e2nii care sunt in UK lucreaz\u0103 la Amazon.  Chiar m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 lumea pe strad\u0103 dac\u0103 am coletele lor, gen. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dar de ce?&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>E o treab\u0103 aici cu livr\u0103rile.  Pentru c\u0103 nu toat\u0103 lumea e lepr\u0103 ca mine s\u0103 fie ziua acas\u0103, majoritatea sunt la munc\u0103, las\u0103 instruc\u021biuni de aruncat coletul \u00een curte peste poart\u0103, de l\u0103sat la vecini, de. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0218i dac\u0103 nu la\u0219i nicio instruc\u021biune ei tot las\u0103 coletul la vecini.  Am observat c\u0103 vreo dou\u0103 colete au ajuns la vecini eu fiind acas\u0103 \u0219i ceva mi-a mirosit a putregai \u0219i-am zis c\u0103 ia stai a\u0219a, ia nu mai l\u0103sa\u021bi voi coletele la vecini, instruc\u021biune special\u0103, predare personal\u0103, ce pula mea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A venit un curier rom\u00e2n cu un colet ulterior \u0219i mi-a explicat el c\u0103 pot s\u0103 scriu acolo  s\u0103 \u00eel lase la u\u0219\u0103, \u00een gr\u0103din\u0103 , la vecini la pula mea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pot, boss, dar nu vreau.  C\u0103 voi sunte\u021bi golani, v\u0103 \u0219tiu eu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dup\u0103 care roata s-a inversat, ajung pachetele vecinilor la mine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Azi de exemplu, am avut de primit ni\u0219te \u0103lea pentru copii la \u0219coal\u0103, de brexi&#8230; \u0103sta, Halloween voiam s\u0103 zic. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Am deschis, un rom\u00e2n la livrare, desigur. Saliu, saliu, c\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 po\u021bi s\u0103 scrii s\u0103 le arunc\u0103m peste poarta. \u0218tiu, mersi, dar las\u0103&#8230; C\u0103 dac\u0103 pot s\u0103 iau eu \u0219i coletul  de la num\u0103rul 45 . Pot, normal, las\u0103-i bilet, dac\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 i-l \u0219i dau, altfel, s\u0103 fie primit, ca la rom\u00e2ni. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dup\u0103 care, la vreo 2 ore vine o tanti \u0219i zice c\u0103 nu \u0219tie de ce o fi l\u0103sat \u0103la coletul la mine c\u0103 erau acas\u0103 a \u0219i v\u0103zut c\u00e2nd i-a b\u0103gat biletul prin u\u0219\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Eh, eu \u0219tiu. Pentru c\u0103  le livreaz\u0103 un romulan, de aia. Iar romulanii suntem renumi\u021bi pentru scurt\u0103turi \u0219i cum s\u0103 mai fur\u0103m un minut de colo, un minut de colo. Dec\u00e2t s\u0103 mai stea de sign and shit, s\u0103 coboare fiecare, arunc\u0103 h\u00e2rtia \u0219i pa, c\u0103 ei au colete de livrat \u0219i sunt pl\u0103ti\u021bi la livrare, nu la altceva. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">La fel a\u0219 face \u0219i eu, s\u0103 nu crede\u021bi c\u0103 sunt ipocrit<\/span>. Lua\u021bi-v\u0103, b\u0103, coletele singuri, eu vreau doar banii pe livrare, ce pula mea. Uite, vi le las aici la capul str\u0103zii, c\u0103 eu nu de dragul muncii m-am angajat aici. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>De aia po\u0219ta rom\u00e2n\u0103 merge ca o pul\u0103 ,c\u0103 e cu romulani, ca noi. De aia toate c\u0103caturile unde e cu romulani ca noi merg a\u0219a. De aia.  C\u0103 noi \u0219tim figuri, scurt\u0103turi, etc. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0218i de aia eu trec acolo explicit s\u0103 nu mi se livreze coletul altcumva dec\u00e2t \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 la adres\u0103, pe semn\u0103tur\u0103. Dac\u0103 nu sunt , s\u0103 le ia \u00eenapoi. Tot de aia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Da, \u0219tiu c\u0103 Amazon se poart\u0103 de c\u0103cat cu angaja\u021bii \u0219i subcontractorii lor, implicit \u0219i cu romulanii &#8211; hoho, \u0219tiu prea bine. Ideal ar fi s\u0103 nu mai comand de la ei \u0219i m\u0103 uit dup\u0103 op\u021biuni. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dar \u0219tiu \u0219i c\u0103 romulanii fac tot posibilul s\u0103-\u0219i fure drepturile \u00eenapoi, nu-i grij\u0103 &#8211; mai multe \u00een episodul urm\u0103tor, poate. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cum am furat \u0219i eu poza din feat, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/offer-listing\/B07KYSMJPB\/ref=dp_olp_0?ie=UTF8&amp;condition=all\">tot de pe site-ul amazon<\/a>. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Am impresia uneori ca to\u021bi rom\u00e2nii care sunt in UK lucreaz\u0103 la Amazon. Chiar m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 lumea pe strad\u0103 dac\u0103 am coletele lor, gen. 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