{"id":16427,"date":"2019-11-14T08:58:17","date_gmt":"2019-11-14T08:58:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=16427"},"modified":"2021-01-21T08:45:19","modified_gmt":"2021-01-21T08:45:19","slug":"foarfece-prima-tunsoare-ok-in-uk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=16427","title":{"rendered":"Foarfece: Prima tunsoare ok in UK"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Dac\u0103 v\u0103 las impresia c\u0103 m\u0103 tund o dat\u0103 la 6 luni<\/a>, cam a\u0219a \u0219i e. C\u0103 mai des nu am curaj \u00een UK. Glumesc, dar p\u00e2n\u0103 acum am reu\u0219it s\u0103-mi pun vizite la frizer \u00een perioadele c\u00e2nd am fost \u00een Rom\u00e2nia \u0219i ie\u0219ea cam o dat\u0103 pe lun\u0103 ( mai mult sau mai pu\u021bin). <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ultima data am nimerit duminica si era, evident, plin cu coad\u0103 pe oriunde era deschis. Nu-i bai , eu nu am o problem\u0103 s\u0103 ar\u0103t ca Tarzan, \u0103ia din jurul meu au. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar trebuie s\u0103 merg la muedeji s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na aviatoare \u0219i mi-era fric\u0103 c\u0103 nu m\u0103 mai cunosc, iar s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103, fiind in centru cu alte treburi, hai s\u0103 m\u0103 \u0219i tund.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i m\u0103 \u00eendeamn\u0103 so\u021bia s\u0103 intru \u00eentr-un salon. B\u0103i, mie nu-mi prea plac boierelile \u0103stea cu saloooon<\/strong>; eu vreau la frizerie . Dar te descurci cu ce ai. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Intru acolo, pe un fel de High Street, s\u0103 \u00eentreb dac\u0103 au un frizer liber. \u0218i \u00eentreb la recep\u021bie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-A\u0219teapt\u0103 un moment, sun s\u0103 \u00eentreb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

M-am prins c\u0103 nu e a bun\u0103, adica, b\u0103i, unde pula mea suni? \u0218i da, era cineva, o tip\u0103 care a venit mi-a z\u00e2mbit \u0219i mi-a luat haina de a pus-o \u00een dressing, dup\u0103 care m-a a\u0219ezat pe scaun s\u0103 m\u0103-ntrebe ce s\u0103-mi fac\u0103 pe un ton de credeam c\u0103 am nimerit salonul. Voiam s\u0103 zic c\u0103 am gre\u0219it, dar deh, freudian slip, nu mai corectez. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Conturu’ \u0219i aranjat pe la spate \u0219i prin p\u0103r\u021bi \u0219i-n rest doar v\u00e2rfuri, maxim un centimetru, de s\u0103n\u0103tate. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Stop cadru. B\u0103 \u0219i-acum \u00eemi dau seama c\u0103 de fapt mi-au cam crescut preten\u021biile la tuns \u00een ultimii 10 ani \u0219i poate c\u0103 sunt c\u0103c\u0103nar s\u0103 vreau un tuns de duzin\u0103. \u0218tiu c\u0103 ce-am spus pare simplu \u0219i ar trebui s\u0103 fie, dar pe la frizeriile de cazarm\u0103 lumea nu prea \u0219tie din \u0103stea, nici prin Rom\u00e2nia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u0103 majoritatea se tund \u00een grade \u0219i forme diverse de periu\u021be prin p\u0103r\u021bi \u0219i la spate \u0219i \u00een diferite feluri pe deasupra \u0219i modele de perciuni, dar un lucru e cam des la fel. C\u00e2nd te ui\u021bi la ei arat\u0103 a\u0219a ca din filmele americane. \u0102lea cu r\u0103zboi, de \u00ee\u021bi vine s\u0103-i intrebi unde e valiza de lemn . <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ori mie nu \u00eemi (mai) plac stilurile \u0103lea de soldat\/pu\u0219c\u0103ria\u0219\/interlop. \u0218i nici \u0103la de p\u0103pu\u0219oi pizde\u021b cu coame \u0219i \u00eenfoieturi. Cam greu s\u0103 ma tund\u0103 cineva cum vreau eu. S\u0103 ar\u0103t a\u0219a a om c\u00e2t de c\u00e2t, f\u0103r\u0103 tu\u0219e accentuate, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 ar\u0103t ca \u0219i cum a\u0219 fi luat la abrig, s\u0103 par\u0103 doar c\u0103 am p\u0103rul aranjat \u0219i s\u0103 mai stea c\u00e2t de c\u00e2t ok \u0219i spre mai lung. Iar asta nu \u0219tiu cum s-o descriu unui frizer altfel dec\u00e2t prin enun\u021bul succint de mai sus, dar nu-i neap\u0103rat c\u0103 \u0219i \u00een\u021beleg. Mai mult nu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Spune duduia c\u0103 a-n\u021beles, \u00een g\u00e2ndul meu zic \u201daha, las\u0103 c\u0103 v\u0103d eu\u201d. Ori g\u00e2ndesc prea tare, ori au \u0103\u0219tia procese de lucru cu clientul prea tari , c\u0103-ncepe duduia s\u0103-mi repete ce crede ea c\u0103 a \u00een\u021beles \u0219i ce urmeaz\u0103 s\u0103 fac\u0103 ca s\u0103 ob\u021bin\u0103 ce i-am cerut eu. Deja sunt oarecum mul\u021bumit \u0219i surprins \u0219i ( ca oltenii) m\u0103 \u00eentreb \u00een mintea mea: Hmm, oare c\u00e2t pula mea o s\u0103 coste?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i-mi zice c\u0103 tre s\u0103-mi ude p\u0103rul c\u0103 e cre\u021b \u0219i… plm, da, bag\u0103 mare. Nu c\u0103 nu a\u0219a, hai cu mine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Haida. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i m\u0103 d\u0103 pe m\u00e2na alteia mai umflate care s\u0103 m\u0103 spele pe cap. B\u0103, io m\u0103 sp\u0103lasem acas\u0103 \u00eenainte s\u0103 plec, c\u0103 nu-s chiar cu p\u0103m\u00e2nt sub unghii, dar nu coment\u0103m procedurile. Foarte bine. M\u0103 a\u0219az\u0103 tanti pe un scaun din \u0103la de masaj din malluri, m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 dac\u0103 stau bine \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 ceva ce n-am \u00een\u021beles pentru c\u0103 pula mea a\u0219a e c\u00e2nd vorbe\u0219ti cu bile prin limb\u0103 \u0219i prin buze, te mai \u00een\u021belege pula mea. \u0218i zic, c\u0103 da, sunt bine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i d\u0103 drumul la scaunul de masaj, b\u0103 \u0219i primele dou\u0103 lucruri care-mi vin \u00een minte e c\u0103 nu prea \u00eemi place masajul \u0219i s\u0103 m\u0103 spele cineva pe cap, dar masajul \u0103la f\u0103cut de scaune care vibreaz\u0103 chiar nu-l suport. M\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 tanti dac\u0103 vreau s\u0103-mi fac\u0103 masaj la cap \u00een timp ce m\u0103 spal\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu, pula mea nu. Dar presupun ca cerceii din limb\u0103 o \u00eempiedic\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 aud\u0103 un \u201dNo, I am alright, thanks!\u201d. \u0218i bag\u0103. B\u0103, pe de alt\u0103 parte a fost ok. Dac\u0103 g\u0103seam butonul s\u0103 opresc scaunul \u0103la enervant puteam s\u0103 mai stau s\u0103 mai mai spele vreo 2 ore \u0219i probabil pl\u0103team cu toate cardurile. C\u0103 la aia m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam .<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dup\u0103 care m\u0103 ia frizeri\u021ba \u00een primire din nou, \u00ee\u0219i pune , ostentativ , o foarfec\u0103 pe degete, din aia cu ornamente \u0219i figuri, custom made, etc. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i \u00eencepe. \u021aaca-\u021baca, \u00eencet \u00eencet, c\u00e2te un pic , c\u00e2te pu\u021bin, pe la spate , prin p\u0103r\u021bi se \u00eenv\u0103rtea \u00een scaun \u00een jurul meu \u0219i am remarcat c\u00e2teva chestii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

  1. A durat aproape o or\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 tund\u0103 . Nu exagerez, \u00een Bucure\u0219ti \u00een 15 minute, maxim 20 sunt gata. Femeia m-a \u00eentrebat dac\u0103 vreau o cafea, dar m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam , cum pula mea , o beau cu p\u0103r? Nu, merci. La cum tundea nu cred c\u0103 ar fi sc\u0103pat vreun fir de p\u0103r \u00een cea\u0219c\u0103, c\u0103 p\u0103rea s\u0103 le taie a\u0219a , c\u00e2te unul. Well, data viitoare, comand \u0219i o cafea \u0219i-un sex oral \u00eentre timp, dac\u0103 tot pierd at\u00e2t timp. <\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n

    2. Nu m-a ciupit deloc. Nu prea exist\u0103 s\u0103-mi aduc aminte vreun episod de tuns \u00een care s\u0103 nu m\u0103 ciup\u0103 frizerul m\u0103car un pic. Plm, intr\u0103 la categoria se mai \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 \u0219i nici nu m\u0103 mai deranjez – \u0219i dac\u0103 m\u0103 tund singur m\u0103 mai ciup. A\u0219a e c\u00e2nd ai p\u0103rul cre\u021b , \u00eencurcat ( plm , nu ma piept\u0103n defel), etc. Dar nu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    3. Nu m-a pus s\u0103 mut capul nu \u0219tiu cum s\u0103 ma apese s\u0103 m\u0103 \u201ddar stai, dom’ne drept, s\u0103 te pot tunde, c\u0103-\u021bi tai urechea acuma!”. Nope. Cum am zis s-a \u00eenv\u00e2rtit \u00een jurul meu ca Puna \u00een jurul P\u0103m\u00e2ntului, tot o dat\u0103 la 29 de zile p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd, dup\u0103 ce s-a f\u0103cut \u00eentuneric afar\u0103, a terminat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    B\u0103 eu sunt mul\u021bumit a\u0219a \u0219i a\u0219a, a ie\u0219i cam ca-n Bucure\u0219ti, dar pe so\u021bie nu prea am mai auzit-o s\u0103 zic\u0103 \u201dte-a tuns bine\u201d. P\u00e2n\u0103 acum. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Aaa, c\u00e2t cost\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    36 de lire. 40 cu bac\u0219i\u0219, c\u0103 nu mai ceri restul la h\u00e2rtia de 40 de lire pe care o pl\u0103te\u0219ti cu cardul. S\u0103 fim domni, zic, dac\u0103 am intrat acolo \u0219i dac\u0103 tot s-au purtat cam deasupra m\u0103surii nasului meu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Mda. Nicicum nu-i bine. Sper data viitoare s\u0103 m\u0103 pot tunde la Bucale City, c\u0103 totu\u0219i 40 de lire, \u0103ia sunt banii de frizer pe mai mult de jum\u0103tate de an, \u00een Rom\u00e2nia \ud83d\ude42 <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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