{"id":16557,"date":"2019-12-09T11:58:09","date_gmt":"2019-12-09T11:58:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=16557"},"modified":"2019-12-09T13:26:27","modified_gmt":"2019-12-09T13:26:27","slug":"culmea-navetei-si-altele","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=16557","title":{"rendered":"Culmea navetei \u0219i altele"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p>Culmea navetei este s\u0103-nt\u00e2rzii o or\u0103 \u0219i ceva la serviciu, blocat \u00een trafic, c\u00e2nd lucrezi de acas\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Care mi se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 ( perfect simplu, accent pe \u0103) mie azi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u0103 trezesc de diminea\u021b\u0103 &#8211; pe la 5 \u00een pula mea, c\u0103 m\u0103 cam adia un frig p&#8217;la nas. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-B\u0103, ce dracu, zice mintea mea, iar am mutat centrala pe program , pe off, pe pula mea?  Cobor din turnul castelului p\u00e2n\u0103 la parter pe sc\u0103ri, sc\u00e2r\u021b\u00e2ind la fiecare pas s\u0103 v\u0103d c\u0103 centrala merge \u00een mor\u021bii ei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bine a\u0219 fi putut constata acela\u0219i lucru  dac\u0103 puneam m\u00e2na pe calorifere \u00een dormitor, da&#8217;  io c\u00e2nd m\u0103 trezesc la 5 diminea\u021ba sunt alt om &#8211; unu&#8217; care se preg\u0103te\u0219te pentru o zi proast\u0103\/ prost &#8211; nu-s sigur cum se face acordul corect. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dar n-a\u0219 fi v\u0103zut c\u0103-i u\u0219a de la intrare deschis\u0103, nu aia care d\u0103 afar\u0103, aia care d\u0103 \u00een sasul de la intrare, unde e frig ca afar\u0103, pentru ca case engleze\u0219ti, \u021binute cu \u0219i pentru  chiriflenderi ca mine.  Ce pula mea o fi deschis\u0103, nu \u0219tiu, trebuie c\u0103 astora le place c\u00e2nd eu s\u00e2ngerez bani pe facturi, o trantesc \u0219i plec \u00eenapoi s\u0103 mai dorm. Se deschide dup\u0103 mine, bag pula \u00een ele de fantone, o \u00eenchid la loc \u0219i v\u0103d c\u0103 e curentul care intr\u0103, altfel prin gaura cheii, de po\u021bi umfla baloane cu el, dac\u0103 le pui acolo, care o deschide. Care curent, dracu \u0219tie unde se duce c\u0103 u\u0219ile sunt \u00eenchise prin cas\u0103 \u0219i are ceva termopane &#8211; dracu&#8217;  \u0219tie de ce calitate or fi \u0219i alea.  O mai \u00eenchid de vreo dou\u0103 ori, caut \u00een pula mea cheia s-o \u00eenchui. Cheile mele sunt in blugi, care sunt \u00een dormitor, taman \u00een turn, carevas\u0103zic\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Baag pula, m\u0103 dau b\u0103tut,  urc iar sc\u0103rile sc\u00e2r\u021b\u00e2ind din toate \u00eencheieturile \u0219i eu \u0219i ele \u0219i m\u0103 culc, ce pula mea.  C\u00e2nd se treze\u0219te so\u021bia m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 c\u0103 de ce am lasat u\u0219a la ceva dulap\/ spa\u021biu de stocare din peretele dormitorului &#8211; au \u0103\u0219tia a\u0219a ceva la case, s\u0103-i fut\u0103 Rex de ce, ca numai frig vine de acolo \u0219i mie nu-mi folosesc la nimic.  \u0218i nu, n-am l\u0103sat eu u\u0219a aia deschis\u0103, c\u0103 n-o deschid vreodat\u0103, dar s-a nimerit un v\u00e2nt azi noapte de credeam c\u0103 ia toat\u0103 \u021bigla cu tot cu ferestre. Cred c\u0103 a\u0219a s-a deschis \u0219i de aia \u0219i curentul \u0103sta &#8211; vorba aia, la \u0103\u0219tia trebuie s\u0103 \u00eencui u\u0219a \u0219i s\u0103 la\u0219i cheia \u00een broasc\u0103 s\u0103 nu intre frigul peste tine.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0218i pentru c\u0103 n-am mai avut mare poft\u0103 de somn, i-am zis so\u021biei c\u0103 duc eu copiii la \u0219coal\u0103, proast\u0103 idee, de\u0219i c\u00e2nd am plecat mi-a p\u0103rut bun\u0103, c\u0103 nu era pic de ghea\u021b\u0103 pe parbriz, ca deun\u0103zi, cam caldu\u021b afar\u0103 ( penru vremea asta) frumox.  P\u00e2n\u0103 am ajuns la circa 1k  de \u0219coal\u0103, pe care am facut jum\u0103tate de or\u0103 cu ma\u0219ina, \u0219i datorit\u0103 unor decizii destul de proaste de \u00eencadrare, c\u0103 aveam ceva op\u021biuni. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u0103 c\u0103uta boss pe la 9:00 , adic\u0103 10 &#8211; ora lui , s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentrebe dac\u0103 am ajuns la serviciu. Nu, boss, mai am juma de or\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een birou, au \u0103\u0219tia casele mari in UK. Vr\u0103jeal\u0103, c\u0103 la 10:00 am ajuns. C\u0103 dup\u0103 ce am ajuns la \u0219coal\u0103 a trebuit s\u0103 scuz copiii pe r\u00e2nd s\u0103 mai stau 10 minute ca s\u0103 pot s\u0103 \u00eentorc \u0219i pula mea, moarte pe M4. Cic\u0103 locuiesc la mai pu\u021bin de 3 mile de \u0219coal\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1080\" height=\"1920\" data-attachment-id=\"16561\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=16561\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Screenshot_20191209-100858.png\" data-orig-size=\"1080,1920\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Screenshot_20191209-100858.png\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Screenshot_20191209-100858-169x300.png\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Screenshot_20191209-100858-576x1024.png\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Screenshot_20191209-100858.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-16561\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Screenshot_20191209-100858.png 1080w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Screenshot_20191209-100858-169x300.png 169w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Screenshot_20191209-100858-768x1365.png 768w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Screenshot_20191209-100858-576x1024.png 576w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 1080px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>#nic\u0103ieri #nicicum #nuebine<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Culmea navetei este s\u0103-nt\u00e2rzii o or\u0103 \u0219i ceva la serviciu, blocat \u00een trafic, c\u00e2nd lucrezi de acas\u0103. Care mi se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 ( perfect simplu, accent&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":16561,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[136,3111,1594],"tags":[3595,1721,3594,3089],"class_list":["post-16557","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-civilisation","category-reading","category-uk","tag-copii-la-scoala","tag-munca-de-acasa","tag-traffic-in-reading","tag-viata-in-uk"],"views":2147,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Screenshot_20191209-100858.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-4j3","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16557","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16557"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16557\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16562,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16557\/revisions\/16562"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/16561"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16557"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16557"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16557"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}