

{"id":16637,"date":"2019-12-25T08:31:06","date_gmt":"2019-12-25T08:31:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=16637"},"modified":"2019-12-21T21:30:18","modified_gmt":"2019-12-21T21:30:18","slug":"ghinion-de-nesansa-dar-pe-merit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=16637","title":{"rendered":"Ghinion de ne\u0219ans\u0103, dar pe merit."},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p>Supi c\u0103 am futut telefonul \u00eenainte de vacan\u021b\u0103, \u00eempachetam drona s\u0103 nu uit de ea oriunde m-oi duce, dac\u0103 m-oi mai\u00a0 duce \u00een vacan\u021b\u0103 pe finalul \u0103sta de an, \u0219i nu am realizat c\u0103 am f\u0103cut rezervare la taxi de pe num\u0103rul de UK care e in telefonul \u0103la, iar dac\u0103 \u00eemi dau \u0103ia SMS nu v\u0103d nimica. Numai bine c\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2rzie s\u0103 vin\u0103,\u00a0 c\u0103 e aglomerat \u0219i dracu s\u0103-i piept\u0103ne \u0219i ies afar\u0103 s\u0103 v\u0103d c\u00e2nd vine \u0219oferul, din moment ce nu m\u0103 poate contacta, dup\u0103 ce m\u0103 asigur\u0103 dispecerul c\u0103 vine sigur. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00centr-o abrambureal\u0103 \u0219i dezorganizare care va fi fost ultima oar\u0103 c\u00e2nd se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 a\u0219a, la care nu vreau s\u0103 m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc c\u0103 \u00eencep s-o asociez cu dou\u0103 expresii periculoase numite &#8220;divor\u021b&#8221; \u0219i &#8220;nevoie de libertate&#8221;, am uitat \u0219i drona \u00een UK &#8211; perfect ca s\u0103 nu mai am poft\u0103 de nicio vacan\u021b\u0103 sau altceva pe finalul asta de an, altceva dec\u00e2t s\u0103 m\u0103 ascund sub o piatr\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 a\u0219tept s\u0103 treac\u0103 demonii Cr\u0103ciunului sau ce c\u0103cat se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0218i cum zisei, plec eu happy-happy s\u0103 lucrez ultima zi din Malta \u0219i s\u0103 \u00eemi rezolv ni\u0219te treburi de pe acolo. La aeroport, \u00een Heathrow, dau s\u0103 scot electronicele din bagaj dar nu m\u0103 las\u0103 o pizd\u0103 de la banda de bagaje, care zice c\u0103 ea vrea s\u0103 pun separat <strong>d\u0103c\u00e2t <\/strong>calculatoarele \u0219i tabletele, dac\u0103 am. P\u0103i oi vrea tu a\u0219a, dar scannerele voastre nu se vor bucura la cele 5 kile de cabluri, adaptoare , stick-uri USB, camera auto \u0219i restul de etc-uri care \u00eei fac \u0219i pe \u0103ia de la SS s\u0103 ridice o spr\u00e2ncean\u0103 sau dou\u0103. Nu-i pas\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bine, tanti. Le bag la loc cum vrea ea \u0219i \u00eei dau drumul \u00eenainte. Dup\u0103 care bip\u0103ie scanerul la rucsac, NORMAL. \u00cel trec \u0103ia pe banda de control manual \u0219i pierd inutil vreo 10 minute cu o alt\u0103 tanti care scoate tot \u0219i \u00eei explic pentru ce e fiecare cablu, punga cu SIM-uri, c\u0103ciula de prezervative, perechea de chilo\u021bi pentru urgen\u021be \u0219i ce mai scoate ea de acolo, adic\u0103 tot ce e \u00een rucsac. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Le d\u0103 pe toate cu un detector, le mai scaneaz\u0103 o dat\u0103 \u0219i \u00eemi tr\u00e2nte\u0219te hard disk-ul extern. Cic\u0103, sorry. E ok, se mai \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103, muie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ajuns \u00een Malta, v\u0103d c\u0103 zgarci\u021bii dracului ne primesc cu camera rece \u0219i aerul condi\u021bionat e necur\u0103\u021bat din paleocene, deci dormim \u00een frig c\u0103 nu am poft\u0103 s\u0103 li se desfunde aerul condi\u021bionat cu mine \u00een camer\u0103. Rezolv\u0103m m\u00e2ine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u00e2ine dau drumul la calculator \u0219i m\u0103 uit s\u0103 iau pozele \u0103lea recuperate din telefon de pe hardiskul pe care l-a sc\u0103pat pizda aia ieri, sc\u0103pa-i-a\u0219 pula prin cur \u0219i dup\u0103 aia prin gur\u0103 de vit\u0103, c\u0103 nu mai merge. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0218i nu le mai pot recupera din telefon c\u0103 nu mai v\u0103d nimic. \u0218i nici de pe card, c\u0103 cardul vie\u021bii dac\u0103 \u00eel pui ca extensie separat\u0103 nu e criptat. Dac\u0103 \u00eel setezi \u00een simbioz\u0103 cu storage-ul principal este, dar e legat de device, androidul mor\u021bilor m\u0103-sii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0218i nu e de poze a\u0219a \u00een general, ci de 2 anume care sunt de fapt dou\u0103 bonuri de la restaurante din ultima deplasare, pe care trebuie s\u0103 le deconteze clientul. Dac\u0103 le pot pune pe decont. Cam 45 de euro. Fiecare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 so\u021bia ce fac: Pl\u00e2ng. C\u0103 mi-am uitat cureaua de la pantaloni \u00een UK \u0219i nu numai c\u0103 nu am cu ce s\u0103 m\u0103 at\u00e2rn de grind\u0103, dar \u0219i pic\u0103 dup\u0103 mine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vea\u021b\u0103-vea\u021b\u0103, pantaloni lega\u021bi cu a\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ap\u0103s ca maimu\u021ba pe un ecran negru, am reu\u0219it s\u0103 nimeresc PIN-ul pe nev\u0103zute \u0219i acum m\u0103 chinui s\u0103 nimeresc secven\u021ba de slide-uri \u0219i tap-uri cu care, dup\u0103 conectarea la USB s\u0103 pot selecta dispozitivul \u00een modul &#8220;transfer fi\u0219iere&#8221; , altfel e blocat doar pe \u00eenc\u0103rcare. De ce nu am deblocat protec\u021bia asta c\u00e2t \u00eenc\u0103 mai vedeam ceva pe ecran ? DE PROST. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>De ce pula mea umblu cu hard-diskuri externe mecanice ? De zgarcit, \u00eenc\u0103 \u0103sta e unul care a dat fail \u00eentr-un server \u0219i l-am &#8220;reparat &#8221; cu hdd regenerator. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Asta ca s\u0103 nu \u00eemi plange\u021bi de mil\u0103. Merit tot ce mi se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00centr-un final, dup\u0103 ce diskul rateaz\u0103 \u0219i \u00een HD Tune \u0219i \u00een orice, m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc &#8211; b\u0103, dac\u0103 de la \u0219oc a ie\u0219it din interfa\u021ba SATA? Dau s\u0103-l desfac, dar nu am surubelni\u021b\u0103 c\u0103 nu po\u021bi trece cu astea prin aeroport, nu am r\u0103bdare s\u0103 g\u0103sesc un cu\u021bit potrivit, \u00eel desfac cu m\u00e2inile \u0219i rup picioru\u0219ele case-ului. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>8 lire!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Prin reducere la absurdul comediei, vad c\u0103 presupunerea mea era corect\u0103. Dac\u0103 aveam r\u0103bdare p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een Rom\u00e2nia, a\u0219 fi recuperat datele f\u0103r\u0103 costuri. E ok, se petice\u0219te \u0219i \u0103sta cu ni\u0219te mastic sau scoci \u0219i nici nu vreau s\u0103 m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc care-s posibilele urm\u0103ri ale unei asemenea strategii, c\u0103 oricare ar fi, eu tot a\u0219a fac, dup\u0103 care am s\u0103 m\u0103 vait c\u0103 n-am avut noroc \u00een via\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Supi c\u0103 am futut telefonul \u00eenainte de vacan\u021b\u0103, \u00eempachetam drona s\u0103 nu uit de ea oriunde m-oi duce, dac\u0103 m-oi mai\u00a0 duce \u00een vacan\u021b\u0103 pe&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":16636,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[571],"tags":[3624,3622,3625,3626,3621,3623],"class_list":["post-16637","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-life-log","tag-date-din-telefon","tag-din-una-in-alta","tag-lipsa-fail-safe","tag-lipsa-organizare","tag-probleme-cu-hard-disk","tag-recuperare-date"],"views":1897,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191221_221042-01-1.jpeg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-4kl","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16637","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16637"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16637\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16638,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16637\/revisions\/16638"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/16636"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16637"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16637"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16637"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}