{"id":16942,"date":"2020-02-08T09:55:30","date_gmt":"2020-02-08T09:55:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=16942"},"modified":"2020-02-08T09:55:30","modified_gmt":"2020-02-08T09:55:30","slug":"analfabosi-de-uk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=16942","title":{"rendered":"Analfabo\u0219i de UK"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\u00cencerc de vreo 4 luni sa fac ni\u0219te modific\u0103ri pe la contul de gaz \u0219i curent electric deschis la Scottish Power. Dac\u0103 a\u021bi auzit de nebunia asta cu switch<\/strong> orice serviciu, care e acuma prin UK, s\u0103 te tragi pe cur de la unii la al\u021bii pentru dou\u0103 lire \u00een minus pe lun\u0103 la curent \u0219i la gaz \u0219i nu \u0219tii la cine s\u0103 te duci, \u00ee\u021bi spun eu: Nu la \u0103\u0219tia. Am fost \u00eenainte la unii Avro ( c\u00e2nd m-am mutat, a\u0219a era casa \u0219i mi-a zis landlordul s\u0103 fac switch, taic\u0103, s\u0103 nu \u00eemi ia \u0103\u0219tia lirele degeaba). Nici la \u0103ia, dar \u0103ia erau mai buni. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cen fine, c\u0103 ce am eu cu ei. Am zis s\u0103 trec \u00een plm \u0219i so\u021bia pe contul \u0103sta s\u0103 aib\u0103 \u0219i ea istoric de facturi \u0219i pl\u0103\u021bi \u0219i pula mea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i am sunat acum vreo 6 luni s\u0103 \u00eei trec numele. Au zis c\u0103 pot din contul online. Ok. Normal c\u0103 nu merge. Am sunat iar\u0103\u0219i \u0219i au zis c\u0103 fac ei efortul \u0103sta s-o treac\u0103 acolo. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Au zis c\u0103 pot \u00een aplica\u021bia lor. Asta. Aha.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Le-am zis c\u0103 s-o pun\u0103 \u0219i pe direct debitul de la curent ( s\u0103 \u0219i pl\u0103teasc\u0103 dac\u0103 vrea titluri nobiliare pe facturi, p\u0103i ce facem aici) \u0219i-au zis c\u0103 s\u0103 sune ea sau altfel s\u0103 fac modificarea din cont c\u0103 se poate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cam cu \u00eendoial\u0103 am zis c\u0103 bine, c\u0103 fac de pe cont. Ajuns acolo am v\u0103zut dou\u0103 lucruri.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

  1. C\u0103 i-au trecut numele gre\u0219it de\u0219i l-am pronun\u021bat pe litere folosind alfabetul fonetic NATO, pe care l-am \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat dracului de c\u00e2nd m-am mutat aici ( \u00eel mai \u00eenv\u0103\u021basem o dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd lucram \u00een support)<\/li>
  2. C\u0103 pot s\u0103 schimb contul, ceea ce am \u0219i f\u0103cut, dar nu a func\u021bionat, \u00een rest totul OK. Asta am v\u0103zut peste o lun\u0103.<\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n

    Am mai sunat o dat\u0103 la ei s\u0103 corecteze numele , l-am spus iar\u0103\u0219i pe litere, au zis c\u0103 corecteaz\u0103 imediat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Azi era fix la fel. Am sunat din nou le-am cerut s\u0103 corecteze, le-am dat so\u021bia la telefon s\u0103 pun\u0103 dracului contul ei pe direct debit la curent, c\u0103 mai e pu\u021bin \u0219i se face anul \u0219i ne mut\u0103m \u0219i de la ei (switch! ftw) \u0219i l-au pus. Dac\u0103 o merge v\u0103d luna viitoare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Au corectat \u0219i numele, dar l-au scris cu litere mici. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    B\u0103, c\u00e2nd vede\u021bi voi c\u0103 \u00een Rom\u00e2nia sunt 40% analfabe\u021bi func\u021bional la tot felul de rezultate de la ni\u0219te teste, ok , nu v\u0103 \u00eendoi\u021bi de asta, a\u0219a e. Dar func\u021bionali a\u0219a, \u0103ia care lucreaz\u0103 pe jocuri din astea ( sau a\u0219a cred eu, experien\u021ba mea) cam \u0219tiu s\u0103 scrie \u0219i s\u0103 citeasc\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Pe aici mi-au scris numele gre\u0219it cam \u00een absolut toate \u0219ansele pe care le-au avut s-o fac\u0103, adic\u0103 la telefon sau transcrieri din scrisul altora de m\u00e2n\u0103 gen. Pe foaia de la NIN, pe V5-ul (certificatul de \u00eenmatriculare) de la rabl\u0103, \u0219i altele mai pu\u021bin oficiale, care nici nu m\u0103 mai preocup\u0103. Mai bine s\u0103 m\u0103 aiv\u0103 <\/em> gre\u0219it. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Acuma, eu \u0219tiu c\u0103 sunt nesim\u021bit c\u0103 am prenume d-\u0103sta lung din 7 litere, putea s\u0103 m\u0103 cheme \u0219i pe mine Kyle, John, Niles, maxim Dick \u0219i gata , m\u0103 scriau corect, cred. De\u0219i, \u00een unele cazuri au gre\u0219it \u0219i numele de familie, care e mai scurt, c\u0103 deh, familie mic\u0103. Dar \u00een Rom\u00e2nia treaba cu numele e mai fluid\u0103<\/a>, nu e ca aici. Oamenii sunt obi\u0219nui\u021bi cu nume mai lungi, mai altfel, mai multe. Poate de aia. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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