

{"id":17364,"date":"2020-03-28T08:11:58","date_gmt":"2020-03-28T08:11:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=17364"},"modified":"2020-04-02T07:30:24","modified_gmt":"2020-04-02T06:30:24","slug":"intoarcere-la-origini","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=17364","title":{"rendered":"\u00centoarcere la origini"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p>Nu am mai scris nimic c\u0103 nu am vrut. Nu am vrut s\u0103 v\u0103 spui c\u00e2nd viu acas\u0103 c\u0103lare pe apocalips\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cum ar veni, e despre c\u00e2nd te duci \u00eenapoi, \u00een pizda m\u0103-tii. Cu sau f\u0103r\u0103 virgul\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A\u0219 mai fi stat;&nbsp; c\u00e2nd am plecat vremea era frumoas\u0103 \u00een UK, nu merit\u0103 \u0103ia vreme a\u0219a mi\u0219to la sf\u00e2r\u0219it de martie &#8211; de aia \u00ee\u0219i cam \u0219i b\u0103teau pula to\u021bi de izolarea impus\u0103 \u0219i o ardeau in plimb\u0103rici \u0219i ie\u0219iri pentru sport . Separa\u021bi , desigur. P\u0103strau distan\u021ba social\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1920\" height=\"1440\" data-attachment-id=\"17363\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=17363\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/uk-reading-in-timpul-izolarii-covid2091640374014591452.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"2000,1500\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"uk-reading-in-timpul-izolarii-covid2091640374014591452.jpg\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/uk-reading-in-timpul-izolarii-covid2091640374014591452-480x360.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/uk-reading-in-timpul-izolarii-covid2091640374014591452-1920x1440.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/uk-reading-in-timpul-izolarii-covid2091640374014591452-1920x1440.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-17363\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/uk-reading-in-timpul-izolarii-covid2091640374014591452-1920x1440.jpg 1920w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/uk-reading-in-timpul-izolarii-covid2091640374014591452-480x360.jpg 480w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/uk-reading-in-timpul-izolarii-covid2091640374014591452-200x150.jpg 200w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/uk-reading-in-timpul-izolarii-covid2091640374014591452-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/uk-reading-in-timpul-izolarii-covid2091640374014591452-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/uk-reading-in-timpul-izolarii-covid2091640374014591452.jpg 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1920px) 100vw, 1920px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Dar eu nu am animale de companie \u0219i nici nu alerg\/fac sport, deci nu aveam ce face in contextul \u0219colii \u00eenchise, altceva dec\u00e2t peri albi \u0219i anxietate c\u0103 pierd timpul degeaba \u0219i risc s\u0103 fac foamea pe acolo \u0219i cine mai \u0219tie ce , cu banii \u00een buzunar. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Plus c\u0103 eu de mic am un g\u00e2nd care a evoluat pe urm\u0103 \u00eentr-un plan fad. Dac\u0103 vine apocalipsa de orice fel, eu inten\u021bionam s\u0103 m\u0103 refugiez aici. Nu neap\u0103rat s\u0103 supravie\u021buiesc, dar la nevoie , s\u0103 tr\u0103iesc sf\u00e2r\u0219itul lumii mele \u00eemp\u0103cat \u0219i lini\u0219tit. P\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103 despre asta e vorba. Bine, e vorba c\u0103 nici restul familiei nu agreau mai bine izolarea aia de acolo. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nimeni nu mi-a promis nemurirea , \u00een\u021beleg c\u0103 vou\u0103 da, \u0219i tot ce vreau e s\u0103 nu \u00eemi fura\u021bi timpul \u0103la pe care \u00eel am, nu \u0103la pe care nu-l am, c\u0103 nu am f\u0103cut nimic s\u0103 m\u0103 \u021bine\u021bi voi in pu\u0219c\u0103rie, c\u0103 v\u0103 e fric\u0103 unuia de altul. Da, o s\u0103 murim, moare un pic din noi cu fiecare zi \u00een care nu facem nimic util in afar\u0103 de a pl\u0103nui apocalipsa, o spun eu, care de ani de zile practic izolarea de ceilal\u021bi ca pe un sport de agrement. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Acuma, na, la media de v\u00e2rst\u0103 din satul \u0103sta plus cu faptul c\u0103 noi ne-am tot plimbat de c\u00e2nd a \u00eenceput covidul pizdii (nu am terminat articolele cu Egiptul ) , e de \u00een\u021beles c\u0103 lumea ne prive\u0219te pe noi ca pe aduc\u0103torii&nbsp; apocalipsei \u0219i ne trateaz\u0103 ca&nbsp; atare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A\u0219a c\u0103&nbsp; \u00een momentul \u00een care au decis \u0103ia \u00eenchiderea \u0219colilor, am stat \u0219i noi \u0219i am g\u00e2ndit profund vreo 5 minute \u0219i ne-am luat bilete flexibile la Wizz peste o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, c\u0103 mai \u00eenainte erau scumpe ca <s>aurul<\/s> h\u00e2rtia igienic\u0103, cartofii \u0219i cire\u0219ele. Apropo de care, oare c\u00e2t or costa cire\u0219ele anul \u0103sta? Acu\u0219i \u00eenfloresc cire\u0219ii.  Aveam deja bilete , neflexibile, pe 4 aprilie, care bani &#8211; duc\u0103-se c\u0103 mai am c\u00e2\u021biva . <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dar mi s-a p\u0103rut un pariu cu b\u0103taie foarte lung\u0103 4 aprilie. Estimez c\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 atunci UK devine zon\u0103 ro\u0219ie pentru Rom\u00e2nia \u0219i se \u00eenchid zborurile. Sper c\u0103 nu, c\u0103 mai e lume de venit. Da, aici , acas\u0103. \u00centoarcerea la matc\u0103 e ceea ce face fiecare om, c\u00e2nd se simte incert. Mergi unde te sim\u021bi acas\u0103. Exist\u0103 riscul s\u0103 nu ajungi , dar e un instinct. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Riscul exist\u0103, pentru c\u0103 lumea s-a \u00eemp\u0103r\u021bit \u00een zone ro\u0219ii \u0219i galbene. C\u00e2nd am luat noi decizia, China, Italia \u0219i c\u00e2teva puncte din Spania erau ro\u0219ii. UK era zon\u0103 galben\u0103, cu alte state. C\u00e2nd am plecat erau \u0219i Germania, Fran\u021ba deveniser\u0103 ro\u0219ii \u0219i toate celelalte \u021b\u0103ri din lume galben . <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Din zona ro\u0219ie nu ajungi acas\u0103 , ajungi \u00een carantin\u0103 institu\u021bionalizat\u0103 \u0219i nu \u0219tii unde. Ai putea ajunge \u00eentr-un hotel la mare, sau \u00eentr-un spa\u021biu insalubru &#8220;jam-packed&#8221; cu al\u021bi covidari.&nbsp; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Am stat gean\u0103 pe evolu\u021bia num\u0103rului de cazuri \u00een Rom\u00e2nia \u0219i \u00een UK. C\u00e2nd au tr\u00e2ntit ordonan\u021ba militar\u0103 mi-am mu\u0219cat un pic buza, dar mi-am adus aminte de poporul rom\u00e2n. Poporul rom\u00e2n se preface c\u0103 face , la orice nivel. E totul kosher pe h\u00e2rtie, dar \u00een teren se aplic\u0103 altfel. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In perioada asta am auzit mai mult\u0103 lume din UK \u0219i Romania spun\u00e2nd c\u0103 e groas\u0103 , c\u0103 te iau \u0103ia de la aeroport cu jandarmii, c\u0103 plm. A fost a\u0219a , pentru unii, ni\u0219te excep\u021bii, dar \u0219tirile au pus problema al\u021bii.&nbsp; Nu e a\u0219a. Nu prea .<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nu prea a dormit tata \u00een noaptea c\u00e2nd am venit, nu de fric\u0103 c\u0103 \u00eel bag in p\u0103m\u00e2nt, mai mult \u00eengrijorat de ce a v\u0103zut el la \u0219tiri. Legat de care am dou\u0103 chestii s\u0103 v\u0103 spun. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u0218tirile<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>V\u0103 uita\u021bi prea mult la televizor . M\u00e2nca\u021bi prea mult covid d-\u0103sta. Lua\u021bi \u0219i voi cu p\u00e2ine, c\u0103 de aia a\u021bi cump\u0103rat f\u0103in\u0103. Noi, aici \u00een izolare nu avem cablu, nici anten\u0103 la TV \u0219i nici nu pun. Doar Netflix \u0219i Prime. \u00cen UK ,noi m-am uitat pe acte \u0219i am trimis mailuri la institu\u021bia cu care urma s\u0103 interac\u021bion\u0103m; aeroportul. E de spus c\u0103 au r\u0103spuns oamenii. Omene\u0219te. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C\u0103ca\u021bii \u0103ia din televiziuni merit\u0103 s\u0103 moar\u0103 \u00een faliment. Dac\u0103 eu a\u0219 fi voi eu acuma a\u0219 t\u0103ia cablul ( \u0219i fizic ), a\u0219 \u00eenceta orice pl\u0103ti ( ave\u021bi \u0219i justificare c\u0103 e for\u021b\u0103 major\u0103) \u0219i nu i-a\u0219 mai da drumul p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd nu a\u0219 auzi \u00een eter c\u0103 televiziunile din Rom\u00e2nia s-au schimbat, nu mai sunt alarmiste, panicarde \u0219i propagandiste. Pentru c\u0103 nu sunt voi nu am. \u0218i nici nu inten\u021bionez s\u0103 pun, aici la \u021bar\u0103, nici cablu nici anten\u0103 indiferent de p\u0103rerea altora . <\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Falsul altruism<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Doi. Am observat \u00een Rom\u00e2nia trendul \u0103sta egoist &#8211; b\u0103\u0103, noi st\u0103m \u00een cas\u0103 s\u0103 protej\u0103m b\u0103tr\u00e2nii, dar ei ies pe strad\u0103, nesim\u021bi\u021bii. Termina\u021bi, b\u0103, cu vr\u0103jeala. Sta\u021bi \u00een cas\u0103 \u0219i face\u021bi gura mare c\u0103 v\u0103 c\u0103ca\u021bi pe voi de fric\u0103, nu c\u0103 proteja\u021bi voi b\u0103tr\u00e2nii. La o adic\u0103 i-a\u021bi m\u00e2nca pe jar. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Asta e din bancul \u0103la cu Bul\u0103, care a ajutat o b\u0103bu\u021b\u0103 s\u0103 treac\u0103 strada, dar ea nu voia. B\u0103tr\u00e2nii \u0103\u0219tia cam \u0219tiu c\u0103 zilele lor bune sunt mai scurte \u0219i pu\u021bine. \u0218i nu prea au poft\u0103 s\u0103 li le fura\u021bi voi. Dac\u0103 li le ia virusul, sunt probabil \u00eemp\u0103ca\u021bi cu asta; pe \u0103ia care nu-s, nu o s\u0103 \u00eei vede\u021bi voi afar\u0103 prea des, dar \u00eei vede\u021bi cum comenteaz\u0103 pe Facebook c\u0103 s\u0103 nu venim acas\u0103 c\u0103 <strong>ne<\/strong> omor\u00e2m p\u0103rin\u021bii. Voi nu sunte\u021bi p\u0103rin\u021bii no\u0219tri, coaie . Vorbiti asta cu copiii vostri. S\u0103 stea ei departe. Dac\u0103 e\u0219ti p\u0103rinte \u0219tii cum func\u021bioneaz\u0103 via\u021ba.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p> E, din nou, o \u00eentoarcere la aceea\u0219i logic\u0103. V\u0103 e fric\u0103 c\u0103 nu o s\u0103 ave\u021bi voi aparatul \u0103la mecanic de ventila\u021bie liber \u0219i un pat de tratament cu kitul de medicamente din coctailul antiviral, a\u0219ternute special pentru voi. C\u0103 le g\u0103si\u021bi ocupate de al\u021bii. Ceea ce e posibil, chiar probabil. \u0218i pentru voi \u0219i pentru mine, care am venit, \u00een ochii vo\u0219tri, s\u0103 v\u0103 iau resursele. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Resurse care nu exist\u0103, dar pentru care am pl\u0103tit \u0219i pl\u0103tesc taxe \u0219i eu, da, \u00een Rom\u00e2nia. Este o iluzie, iluzia c\u0103 sunte\u021bi nemuritori \u0219i c\u0103 v\u0103 fur\u0103 cineva zilele r\u0103mase. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Iluzia c\u0103 restul pot fi obliga\u021bi s\u0103 stea \u00een cas\u0103 doar ca s\u0103 merge\u021bi voi singuri pe strad\u0103 la cump\u0103r\u0103turi \u0219i s\u0103 nu v\u0103 lovi\u021bi coatele de nimeni, m\u0103car nu de b\u0103tr\u00e2ni, nu de <strong><a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/m.facebook.com\/watch\/?v=531004004519230&amp;_rdr\" target=\"_blank\">galacticii<\/a><\/strong> care se \u00eentorc . Aha, v-a luat m\u0103-ta \u021bar\u0103, m\u0103?&nbsp; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">UK: Brexit acum! S\u0103 plece imigran\u021bii<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>E amuzant\u0103 treaba asta cu \u00eentoarcerea acas\u0103. Cel pu\u021bin din perspectiva UK. B\u0103, s-au v\u0103itat \u0103\u0219tia c\u0103 au prea multi est-europeni pe care ii suport\u0103 \u0219i c\u0103 Brexit, c\u0103 s\u0103 plece \u0103ia acas\u0103. Normal c\u0103 nu voia mai nimeni s\u0103 plece , nu se l\u0103sau romulanii \u0219i bulgarii du\u0219i de acolo nici cu japca, se visau to\u021bi lipi\u021bi cu scoci de &#8220;Anglea&#8221;. E pielea a dracu&#8217; pe noi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A fost nevoie de un eveniment ca \u0103sta \u0219i au plecat singuri, \u0219i-au b\u0103gat pula in orice \u0219i acas\u0103, taic\u0103 &#8211; doar \u0103ia pentru care <strong>acas\u0103 <\/strong>mai \u00eenseamn\u0103 ceva \u00een Rom\u00e2nia, nu v\u0103 flatula\u021bi degeaba. Treaba asta e ca un meme a\u0219a. Pentru englezi e amuzant c\u0103 nici nu ie\u0219ir\u0103 bine din UE \u0219i resimt lipsa <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.bbc.com\/news\/uk-england-cambridgeshire-52019810\" target=\"_blank\">c\u0103p\u0219unarilor<\/a>. Ei au pule\u021bii lor care are putea s\u0103 fac\u0103 genul de munc\u0103, dar sunt ocupa\u021bi cu primitul ajutoarelor, plimbatul c\u00e2inilor, alergatul plus Netflix and chill. Se dezghea\u021b\u0103 ei, nu le purt\u0103m noi de grij\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Voi c\u00e2nd v\u0103 g\u00e2ndi\u021bi la diaspora care va ajut\u0103 mereu s\u0103 v\u0103 lua\u021bi \u021bara \u00eenapoi , v\u0103 g\u00e2ndi\u021bi de fapt la rom\u00e2nii c\u0103rora nu prea le mai pas\u0103 \u0219i arde at\u00e2t de mult de Rom\u00e2nia, c\u0103 ei \u0219i-au g\u0103sit locul lor acolo unde sunt, \u0219i \u0103ia, \u00een mintea voastr\u0103 sunt rom\u00e2nii mi\u0219to. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Well, deja am zis, c\u0103 nu e <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=17301\" target=\"_blank\">a\u0219a<\/a>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Despre \u00eentoarcere. Mai am dou\u0103 chestii de zis. Trei. Asta o scriu pentru mine , pentru mine mai t\u00e2rziu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Wizz \u0219i Black Cab<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Nu m-au pl\u0103tit niciunii s\u0103 le fac reclam\u0103 \u0219i nici nu o s\u0103 fie cazul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wizz \u00eenc\u0103 face zilele \u0103stea zboruri &#8220;de repatriere&#8221; \u00een Romania. Nu prea mai sunt al\u021bii, ei zboar\u0103 de oriunde se mai poate. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dac\u0103 nu ar fi ajuns biletele at\u00e2t de scumpe ai putea spune c\u0103 fac munc\u0103 patriotic\u0103. C\u00e2nd am cump\u0103rat noi biletul cu o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een avans era 140 lire \/ pers doar \u00eentors . In dou\u0103 ore s-a f\u0103cut 300. S-a v\u00e2ndut tot zborul, dar datorit\u0103 \u0219tirilor alarmiste, estimez, circa un sfert din avion era gol, oamenii au renun\u021bat, nu au avut coaie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-video\"><video height=\"1080\" style=\"aspect-ratio: 1920 \/ 1080;\" width=\"1920\" controls src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/1585383009.mp4\"><\/video><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Aeroportul din Gatwick era dezolant de gol, din ce \u0219tiu Luton se \u00eenchide de luni, dac\u0103 nu s-o fi \u00eenchis deja. Probabil c\u0103 se \u00eenchide \u0219i Gatwick. C\u00e2t UK nu e in zona ro\u0219ie \u00eenc\u0103, presupun c\u0103 romulanii \u00eenc\u0103 pot veni acas\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La \u00eembarcare personalul de la sol nu erau angaja\u021bii obi\u0219nui\u021bi de la Gatwick, mi s-a p\u0103rut c\u0103 erau personalul de la Menzies ( logistica de aeroport ) din Otopeni. Erau to\u021bi rom\u00e2ni \u0219i \u00eembarcarea s-a f\u0103cut rapid f\u0103r\u0103 mare control, cam \u00een regim de evacuare militar\u0103 a\u0219a.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Echipajul de pe Wizz merit\u0103 tot respectul. Cam acum se vede mai bine profesionalismul, nu c\u00e2nd e totul frumos \u0219i lini\u0219tit. Sper c\u0103 \u00eei umfl\u0103 ungurii de bonusuri, serios. Pentru o companie ungureasc\u0103 fac destul de multe eforturi pentru fra\u021bii lor romulani.&nbsp; Astea sunt sosirile de azi de la Otopeni, zborurile care incep cu &#8220;W&#8221; sunt ale lor . Aduc galacticii <em>dupe Anglea<\/em>, cum se spune pe la noi. \u0218i de pe unde mai sunt. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"886\" height=\"1920\" data-attachment-id=\"17365\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=17365#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/screenshot_20200328-0853364208187084005571189828.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"923,2000\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"screenshot_20200328-0853364208187084005571189828.jpg\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/screenshot_20200328-0853364208187084005571189828-222x480.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/screenshot_20200328-0853364208187084005571189828-886x1920.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/screenshot_20200328-0853364208187084005571189828-886x1920.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-17365\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/screenshot_20200328-0853364208187084005571189828-886x1920.jpg 886w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/screenshot_20200328-0853364208187084005571189828-222x480.jpg 222w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/screenshot_20200328-0853364208187084005571189828-92x200.jpg 92w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/screenshot_20200328-0853364208187084005571189828-768x1664.jpg 768w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/screenshot_20200328-0853364208187084005571189828-709x1536.jpg 709w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/screenshot_20200328-0853364208187084005571189828.jpg 923w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 886px) 100vw, 886px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Pot spune c\u0103 \u0219i-au meritat aplauzele la aterizare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dac\u0103 vre\u021bi s\u0103 veni\u021bi, vede\u021bi \u0219i voi <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.cnscbt.ro\/index.php\/liste-zone-afectate-covid-19\" target=\"_blank\">aici. <\/a>Dac\u0103 se face ro\u0219u, treaba voastr\u0103 , eu a\u0219 zice s\u0103 nu v\u0103 arunca\u021bi \u00een carantin\u0103 la stat, dar c\u00e2nd am venit noi , unii cet\u0103\u021beni au solicitat ei carantin\u0103 institu\u021bionalizat\u0103, c\u0103 nu aveau unde se izola la domiciliu, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 pun\u0103 in pericol \/ izolare \u0219i restul familiei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Am rezervat un transport cu <strong>Black Cab<\/strong> c\u0103 nu aveam rabla \u00een aeroport, ci la poart\u0103 la un prieten . \u0218i fiind 5 nu po\u021bi s\u0103 pleci cu Uberul. Po\u021bi cu dou\u0103, dar plm, hai s\u0103 infect\u0103m \u0219i noi un om, nu doi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Domnul care a venit era preg\u0103tit cu masca \u0219i m\u0103nu\u0219i, normal, cu pixuri \u0219i declara\u021bii de deplasare \u0219i b\u0103i, e a treia oar\u0103 c\u00e2nd la Black Cab nu vor s\u0103 ia bac\u0219i\u0219. \u0218tii cum e, sunt romulan, exist\u0103 un standard pentru manifestarea aprecierii. Nu aici. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Autorit\u0103\u021bile<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>La cum v\u0103d eu treaba, autorit\u0103\u021bile au o abordare duplicitar\u0103. La inim\u0103 sunt rezonabili la modul &#8221; hai s\u0103-i l\u0103s\u0103m dracu&#8217; s\u0103 se duc\u0103 la casele lor \u0219i v\u0103d ei. \u0218i e de \u00een\u021beles c\u0103 sunt oameni \u0219i sunt romulani. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La suprafa\u021b\u0103 sunt cum vede\u021bi prin media. Cam le convine c\u0103 se propag\u0103 \u0219tiri alarmiste care \u021bin poporul afar\u0103, c\u0103 na, e de munc\u0103 pentru ei \u0219i \u0219tii tu, munca cere resurse. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La organizare sunt a\u0219a cum \u00eei \u0219tia\u021bi. Au schimbat declara\u021bia de intrare \u00een \u021bar\u0103 cu una mai mica (ca format ) \u00een care cer cam acelea\u0219i informa\u021bii cu excep\u021bia unor diferen\u021be de identificare CNP+buletin vs. Seria de pa\u0219aport, locul na\u0219terii, numele p\u0103rin\u021bilor &#8211; mizerii birocratice. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dar tot pe h\u00e2rtie o semneaz\u0103 un reprezentat DSP \u00eenainte de controlul pa\u0219apoartelor \u0219i o introduc cei de la pa\u0219apoarte in sistem . Nu cred c\u0103 le face nici lor pl\u0103cere, dar &#8220;asta e situa\u021bia&#8221; , &#8220;Miori\u021ba&#8221; etc. Programatori nu prea mai sunt pe aici \u0219i nu ai cum s\u0103 faci o aplica\u021bie, o chestie s\u0103 plac\u0103 la toat\u0103 lumea. Cred? Nu v\u0103 uita\u021bi la mine, nu o s\u0103 o fac eu, eu am de munc\u0103 \u0219i prefer s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 a\u0219a c\u00e2t mai mult posibil. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Acuma c\u0103 nu exist\u0103 regim tranzitoriu de func\u021bionare la schimb\u0103rile astea&nbsp; \u0219i c\u0103 noi, venind cu declara\u021biile valabile cu 6-7 ore \u00eenainte deja completate, am fost pu\u0219i s\u0103 scriem altele, \u00een mare doar pentru format, ce s\u0103 zic , a\u0219a suntem noi neam de voggoni. C\u00e2t\u0103 vreme le-au acceptat f\u0103r\u0103 dosar cu \u0219in\u0103 a fost ok. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Unii s-au revoltat sporind inutil tensiunea. Scrie, b\u0103i, \u00een pula mea altele \u0219i taci, c\u00e2nd interac\u021bionezi cu statul rom\u00e2n \u00ee\u021bi trebuie pix , foaie \u0219i s\u0103 ai &#8221; propria r\u0103spundere&#8221; la tine, ca s\u0103 po\u021bi s\u0103 scrii declara\u021bia pe ea. Zici c\u0103 nu mai fuseser\u0103 in Rom\u00e2nia p\u00e2n\u0103 atunci. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cam asta e tot. \u0218i tradi\u021bionalul &#8220;sta\u021bi \u00een cas\u0103, dac\u0103 v-a\u021bi luat apartament&#8221;, dac\u0103 nu, nu , c\u0103 se \u00eenc\u0103lze\u0219te zilele astea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Noi suntem pe izolare, dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni nu m\u0103 scoate\u021bi de aici nici cu poli\u021bia, am foaie! S\u0103 nu dea dracu&#8217; s\u0103 \u00eencerca\u021bi s\u0103 intra\u021bi peste mine la furat ( lini\u0219tea, c\u0103 proviziile de h\u00e2rtie igienic\u0103, f\u0103in\u0103 \u0219i ulei sunt in UK ) sau ceva, c\u00e2t sunt carantinat c\u0103 v\u0103 dau covid \u0219i toate cele cuvenite pentru s\u0103rb\u0103torile de Pa\u0219te. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2000\" height=\"1485\" data-attachment-id=\"17366\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=17366#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/izolare-maxima-si-apocalipsa-covid383068381466785862.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"2000,1485\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"izolare-maxima-si-apocalipsa-covid383068381466785862.jpg\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/izolare-maxima-si-apocalipsa-covid383068381466785862-480x356.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/izolare-maxima-si-apocalipsa-covid383068381466785862-1920x1426.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/izolare-maxima-si-apocalipsa-covid383068381466785862.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-17366\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/izolare-maxima-si-apocalipsa-covid383068381466785862.jpg 2000w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/izolare-maxima-si-apocalipsa-covid383068381466785862-480x356.jpg 480w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/izolare-maxima-si-apocalipsa-covid383068381466785862-1920x1426.jpg 1920w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/izolare-maxima-si-apocalipsa-covid383068381466785862-200x149.jpg 200w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/izolare-maxima-si-apocalipsa-covid383068381466785862-768x570.jpg 768w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/izolare-maxima-si-apocalipsa-covid383068381466785862-1536x1140.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2000px) 100vw, 2000px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>*Nu am f\u0103cut cine \u0219tie ce hoarding de provizii \u0219i nici nu fac . Aici e normal, la \u021bar\u0103 , s\u0103 ai \u00een beci chestii. \u0218i \u00een plus, am observat c\u0103 \u00een perioada asta curcile \u0219i g\u0103inile se uit\u0103 foarte respectuos la mine, c\u00e2nd le \u00eenchid sau le scot de prin cote\u021be. Parc\u0103 m\u0103 invit\u0103 s\u0103 le iau ou\u0103le ( un fel de ia-le, boss, c\u0103 v\u0103d c\u0103 \u021bi-e cam foame zilele astea, hai c\u0103 facem c\u00e2te dou\u0103 pe zi) , presupun c\u0103 dac\u0103 se uit\u0103 ur\u00e2t, unul din copii m\u0103 \u00eentreba dac\u0103 mergem la \u021bar\u0103 unde sunt g\u00e2\u0219te \u0219i g\u0103ini \u0219i &#8220;le putem omor\u00ee? &#8220;. Cam da, le putem .<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Not\u0103:  Care mai ave\u021bi de venit veni\u021bi acum de pe unde mai pute\u021bi, c\u00e2t se mai zboar\u0103 comercial. Dup\u0103 aia e complicat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Dar nu v\u0103 a\u0219tepta\u021bi c\u0103 g\u0103si\u021bi sistem de s\u0103n\u0103tate \u0219i ajutor la caz de ceva. \u0218ti\u021bi de unde a\u021bi plecat, f\u0103r\u0103 preten\u021bii absurde. <\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nu am mai scris nimic c\u0103 nu am vrut. Nu am vrut s\u0103 v\u0103 spui c\u00e2nd viu acas\u0103 c\u0103lare pe apocalips\u0103. 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