{"id":17418,"date":"2020-04-12T14:00:43","date_gmt":"2020-04-12T13:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=17418"},"modified":"2020-04-12T17:24:14","modified_gmt":"2020-04-12T16:24:14","slug":"agro-o-primavara-plina-de-pizda","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=17418","title":{"rendered":"Agro: O prim\u0103var\u0103 plin\u0103 de pizd\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Prin livad\u0103 era lucern\u0103. Era \u0219i mai e, dar toamna trecut\u0103 a fost cam secet\u0103 \u0219i natur\u0103 a schimbat pu\u021bin zarurile popula\u021biilor de plante a\u0219a c\u0103 m-am trezit s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na trecut\u0103, c\u00e2nd am ajuns acas\u0103 cu livada plin\u0103 de pizda \u021big\u0103ncii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Dac\u0103 e s\u0103 m\u0103 iau dup\u0103 ce scrie aici<\/a> nu trebuie s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eengrijorez, e o plant\u0103 benefic\u0103, precum dragaveiul ( \u0219tevia ) sau loboda, pot s\u0103 fac o salat\u0103, sau un pilaf de sezon. Cum ar suna asta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u00e2nd s\u0103 iau m\u0103suri , adic\u0103 peste trei zile,am observat c\u0103 poza se schimb\u0103 \u0219i lucerna e acum n\u0103p\u0103dit\u0103 de traista ciobanului. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Mai trecur\u0103 dou\u0103 zile \u0219i crescur\u0103 p\u0103p\u0103diile \u0219i se duse pe pula nutre\u021bul pe anul \u0103sta. Paji\u0219ti de fluturi , taic\u0103, aia tre’ s\u0103 fac \u0219i s\u0103 aplic pentru subven\u021bie, dac\u0103 s-or mai da \u0103stea, dup\u0103 criza asta. Care este. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Altfel, da , livada mea de nuci se am\u00e2n\u0103, poate s\u0103 g\u0103sesc pe cineva s\u0103 \u00eemi sape groapa, nu nu aia pentru ca s\u0103 \u00eemi odihnesc oasele, aia pentru ca s\u0103 \u00eemi fac sistemul de irigat cu pomp\u0103 , controlere \u0219i ce mai este . <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Prin livad\u0103 era lucern\u0103. Era \u0219i mai e, dar toamna trecut\u0103 a fost cam secet\u0103 \u0219i natur\u0103 a schimbat pu\u021bin zarurile popula\u021biilor de plante a\u0219a…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":17446,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[675,1178],"tags":[3811,3819,3810],"class_list":["post-17418","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-agro","category-la-tara","tag-flori-de-cires","tag-livada-de-nuci","tag-primavara-2020"],"views":5504,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/IMG_20200412_192448_982.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-4wW","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17418","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17418"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17418\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17447,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17418\/revisions\/17447"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/17446"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17418"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17418"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17418"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}