{"id":17653,"date":"2020-05-26T04:01:28","date_gmt":"2020-05-26T03:01:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=17653"},"modified":"2020-05-26T07:39:49","modified_gmt":"2020-05-26T06:39:49","slug":"frizerii-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=17653","title":{"rendered":"Frizerii #4"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Dupa ce am ajuns s\u0103 duc tunsul la pre\u021buri hilare<\/a> ( 45 de lire ultima data pentru ceva ok – da-o in pula mea ca n-am totusi banii lui David Beckham \u0219i nu vreau nici chiar frez\u0103 ca a lui, dar pe-aproape) am g\u0103sit un frizer mi\u0219to \u00een mall la re\u0219edin\u021bade jude\u021b din Rom\u00e2nia \u0219i mi-am tras o frez\u0103 de calitate \u00eenainte s\u0103 plec \u00een vacan\u021b\u0103 la pre\u021b mare, dar pentru Rom\u00e2nia, dar la pre\u021b mic, compar\u00e2nd cu ultimele experimente. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Perfect ! \u0218i-a venit pandemia \u0219i-am r\u0103mas s\u0103 m\u0103 vait lipsit de demnitate ca orice b\u0103rbat care a ajuns fie la ma\u0219ina de tuns, fie sp\u0103rg\u0103tor de izolare ( \u0219tiu ni\u0219te oameni \u00een Londra care \u00eenc\u0103 operau frizerii pe u\u0219a din dos c\u00e2nd era izolarea maxim\u0103 \u0219i nu pot dec\u00e2t s\u0103 presupun c\u0103 s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat \u0219i \u00een Rom\u00e2nia) , fie pe m\u00e2na so\u021biei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aveam o frez\u0103 \u201dca a lui Eminescu\u201d cum se zice \u00een popor, doar c\u0103 ar\u0103tam mai mult a Kenny G. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ca s\u0103 ne-n\u021belegem, eu am renun\u021bat la tunsul acas\u0103 prin 2010, cred. P-atunci m\u0103 tundea frate-meu \u00een baie, ceva semplu, cu indice de criminalitate asociat crescut, c\u0103 nici el nu e frizer, dar m\u0103car n-avea lumea curaj s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentrebe de vorb\u0103 pe strad\u0103. Am renun\u021bat c\u0103 f\u0103ceam p\u0103r \u00een baie, iar de cur\u0103\u021bat e mai complicat iar so\u021bia era s\u0103tul\u0103 s\u0103 cure\u021be dup\u0103 mine \u0219i \u201dmai du-te b\u0103 la frizer, c\u0103 ne permitem 15 lei de-o frez\u0103”, sau c\u00e2t dracu’ o fi fost atunci.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i, cu nemul\u021bumire, am plecat, ce s\u0103 fac. \u0218i p\u00e2n\u0103 am g\u0103sit ceva frizeri\u021be care s\u0103 \u0219tie ce fac<\/a>, tot a\u0219a a fost, pe nemul\u021bumire, dar m\u0103car ieftin. No problem, a fost \u00een UK scump. Iar ca s\u0103 \u00eemi ajung la nas a ajuns s\u0103 coste ca o mas\u0103 la restaurant \u0219i s\u0103 dureze de zici c\u0103 \u00eemi fac \u0103ia revizia capital\u0103 acolo. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u00centr-un final i s-a f\u0103cut mil\u0103 so\u021biei \u0219i a zis c\u0103 m\u0103 tunde, altfel, eu cu ma\u0219ina nu m\u0103 auto-tundeam , sp\u0103rgeam izolarea \u0219i g\u0103seam eu pe cineva. Dar zic c\u0103 s\u0103 fim decen\u021bi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

B\u0103i nene, a durat mai pu\u021bin de la frizerie \u0219i cu o gioars\u0103 de foarfec\u0103, care nu prea taie bine nici h\u00e2rtie, m-a tuns fix cum trebuie, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 ciup\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 nimic. \u0218i pe la spate cu o ma\u0219in\u0103 de tuns care e totu\u0219i OK. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Acuma normal c\u0103 nu mai vreau la frizeri, c\u0103-mi bag pula \u00een mamele lor, nu m\u0103 \u00een\u021beleg cu ei. Dar probabil c\u0103 am s\u0103 merg oricum, c\u0103 aici nu e ca la pizza – problema cur\u0103\u021batului p\u0103rului din baie r\u0103m\u00e2ne, eu m\u0103 pricep foarte bine s\u0103 cur\u0103\u021b, dup\u0103 ce termin sunt la fel de multe fire de p\u0103r pe jos \u0219i pe obiectele sanitare ca atunci c\u00e2nd m\u0103 apuc, doar c\u0103 a\u0219ezate \u00een alt fel. \u0218i nu \u021bin neap\u0103rat s-o chinui, sau s-o obosesc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A\u0219a c\u0103, dac\u0103 fie se obi\u0219nuie\u0219te cu mine slut, tot la o lun\u0103, fie m\u0103 obi\u0219nuiesc s\u0103 dau 45 de lire \u0219i s\u0103 fiu tuns aproape OK, fie m\u0103 tund doar c\u00e2nd ajung \u00een Rom\u00e2nia. Zic, dup\u0103 ce trece pandemia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00centrebarea mea, \u00eens\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2ne aceea\u0219i : C\u00e2t pula mea e de greu, dac\u0103 so\u021bia poa’ s-o fac\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 fie de meserie ( eu de exemplu nu m\u0103 pricep prea bine, deci ceva-ceva complexitate presupune totu\u0219i), da-n rest e mai u\u0219or s\u0103 g\u0103se\u0219ti pe cineva cu doctorat dec\u00e2t un frizer bun?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu, \u00eenc\u0103 nu am concluzii. Probabil va mai exista \u0219i articolul #89738, dac\u0103 nu cumva apare un robot de tuns care \u00eenlocuie\u0219te to\u021bi nepricepu\u021bii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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