{"id":18099,"date":"2021-09-28T04:31:00","date_gmt":"2021-09-28T03:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=18099"},"modified":"2021-09-28T13:39:02","modified_gmt":"2021-09-28T12:39:02","slug":"oameni-care-isi-golesc-vezicile-in-public","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=18099","title":{"rendered":"Oameni care \u00ee\u0219i golesc vezicile \u00een public"},"content":{"rendered":"
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De regula, oamenii \u00ee\u0219i golesc vezicile \u0219i ma\u021bele \u00een locuri special amenajate, at\u00e2t pentru confortul propriu, din considerente de pudoare, de igien\u0103 , din grij\u0103 fa\u021b\u0103 de mediu \u0219i din respect fa\u021b\u0103 de comunitate \u0219i spa\u021biile publice. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Excep\u021bia fiind c\u00e2nd e\u0219ti beat, sau c\u00e2nd explodezi \u0219i n-ai nimic \u00een iminenta apropiere. Cum ar veni dac\u0103 timpul \u00een care ajungi la un loc amenajat e mai lung dec\u00e2t timpul p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd ultimul sfincter cedeaz\u0103 \u0219i singura barier\u0103 ineficient\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n chilo\u021bii, dac\u0103 nu cumva por\u021bi scutece, e limpede c\u0103 c\u0103 o s\u0103 te eliberezi undeva \u00een natur\u0103, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 iei in considerare cele de mai sus, \u00een func\u021bie de c\u00e2t\u0103 demnitate mai po\u021bi negocia \u00een momentul \u0103la .<\/p>\n\n\n\n

De-a lungul timpului am \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat, de exemplu, s\u0103 nu plec de la bar, dac\u0103 am b\u0103ut bere, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 pi\u0219 imediat \u00eenainte de a ie\u0219i pe u\u0219\u0103. Iar dac\u0103 de acolo p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103torul WC am de mers pe jos, sau e de mers mai mult de 30 de minute, cred c\u0103 nu mai beau bere. Am ajuns la concluzia asta prin liceu, c\u00e2nd nu rareori, dup\u0103 ce plecam de la \u0219coal\u0103, treceam s\u0103 fac prezen\u021ba \u0219i la un bar din nordul ora\u0219ului, iar de acolo, de regul\u0103 plecam acas\u0103 pe jos, \u00een cel mai sudul ora\u0219ului. Ora\u0219 mic, 4km, cam 45min – 1 or\u0103 pe jos. C\u0103 de banii de autobuz beam bere, se \u00een\u021belege. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nici m\u0103car o singur\u0103 dat\u0103 dup\u0103 ce beam acolo nu ajungeam acas\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 fac un pit stop la WC-urile publice din pia\u021ba central\u0103 -> jum\u0103tatea distan\u021bei. Era calculat\u0103 treaba. Pl\u0103team 2-3 beri la bar, pl\u0103team s\u0103 golesc una \u00een centru. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Problema era c\u0103 uneori dup\u0103 ni\u0219te beri uitam de pasul cu golit rezervorul \u00eenainte de plecare din bar. \u0218i plecam a\u0219a, la 50%. Aproape cu certitudine , 9 din 10, c\u0103 s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat de multe ori \u0219i am putut face o statistic\u0103 pe tem\u0103, nu ajungeam p\u00e2n\u0103 la checkpointul din centru. Ceea ce \u00eensemna c\u0103 udam musai bosche\u021bii de pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 un bloc. Era ori aia, ori pantalonii. Uneori se mai \u00eent\u00e2mpla s\u0103 fiu suprins cu pantalonii deschi\u0219i \u0219i demnitatea \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103. Nu-i motiv de m\u00e2ndrie, dar n-ai ce face, mai bine dec\u00e2t s\u0103 umblu restul distan\u021bei pi\u0219at pe mine, eventual vara pe c\u0103ldur\u0103, c\u0103 nu beam bere iarna. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cu copiii, e cam la fel. \u0102\u0219tia de regul\u0103 nu beau bere, dar e greu s\u0103 le impui c\u00e2t s\u0103 se \u021bin\u0103 nepi\u0219a\u021bi, c\u0103 nu po\u021bi controla tu, nici ei, c\u00e2t s\u0103 aib\u0103 vezica de mare, c\u00e2te lichide s\u0103 bea \u0219i \u00een ce ritm s\u0103 func\u021bioneze rinichii lor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u0103 de ce zic eu asta? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cum mergeam eu a\u0219a pe strad\u0103, vad la ceva distan\u021b\u0103 un pu\u0219ti p\u00e2n\u0103-n 14 ani care, din orice motiv, uda un boschet. Iar un cet\u0103\u021bean care p\u0103rea pe la 50 a\u0219a \u0219i trece pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 el cu o javr\u0103 \u00een zgard\u0103 \u00eei fute un picior \u00een cur de-l \u00eempinge \u00een gardul viu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Stop cadru. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Eu sunt de p\u0103rere c\u0103 e o idee foarte proast\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eentrerupi, apostrofezi pe cineva c\u00e2nd se pi\u0219\u0103. OK, poate dac\u0103 \u021bi se pi\u0219\u0103 pe cas\u0103, pe ma\u0219in\u0103, \u00een lift, \u00een scara blocului, chestii care \u021bin mai degrab\u0103 de nesim\u021bire dec\u00e2t de nevoie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

E o idee proast\u0103 c\u0103 mi s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat \u0219i mie \u00een acelea\u0219i circumstan\u021be de mai sus in anii de glorie. Udam un boschet \u0219i o tanti care trecea pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine s-a g\u00e2ndit c\u0103 e momentul oportun s\u0103 m\u0103 apostrofeze prin injurii. Acuma, eu sunt un cet\u0103\u021bean de construc\u021bie modest\u0103, dar c\u00e2nd beau bere m\u0103 transform \u00een laserul de la M\u0103gurele. \u0218i tot ce-am f\u0103cut a fost s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentorc \u0219i i-am t\u0103iat pantalonii cu o dung\u0103. \u0218i i-am transmis c\u0103 dac\u0103 se apropie o sp\u0103l pe fa\u021b\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

O chestie de care nu sunt neap\u0103rat m\u00e2ndru, dar a fost un r\u0103spuns de impuls dup\u0103 ni\u0219te beri. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Revenind, pu\u0219tiul n-avea tupeul meu nici chiar v\u00e2rsta aia, s-a sim\u021bit vizibil jenat, \u00een timp ce se chinuia s\u0103 ias\u0103 din boschete, iar bo\u0219orogul cu pricina a continuat z\u00e2mbind. Moment \u00een care un alt domn cu care se intersecta, nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 era tac-sau, ca nu respira greu, sau vreo leg\u0103tur\u0103 \u00eentre ei, c\u0103 n-am \u00eentrebat, s-a lipsit de dou\u0103 palme din \u0103lea ca de cioban, lungi \u0219i plesnite, f\u0103r\u0103 alte comentarii, dup\u0103 care mo\u0219u’ a continuat drumul destul de \u00een zig-zag, cu o expresie a fe\u021bei paralizat\u0103, t\u00e2r\u00e2t de c\u00e2inele \u00een les\u0103, care nu zicea nici \u0103la nimica, iar c\u00e2nd a ajuns aproape de mine m-a \u00eentrebat aproape miorl\u0103ind dac\u0103 am v\u0103zut – c\u0103 el cheam\u0103 poli\u021bia<\/strong>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Cheam\u0103, boss, pe cine vrei, c\u0103 n-am v\u0103zut nimic, boul dracului.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A continuat drumul surprins si semiparalitic, t\u00e2r\u00e2t de c\u00e2ine. P\u0103rea c\u0103 vrea s\u0103 mai zic\u0103 ceva, dar dup\u0103 expresia fe\u021bei mele s-o fi g\u00e2ndit c\u0103 e probabil s\u0103-\u0219i mai ia o doz\u0103 de anestezic \u0219i s-a ab\u021binut. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam a\u0219a \u00een mintea mea, neav\u00e2nd cu cine s\u0103 mai conversez, b\u0103, pu\u021b\u0103, ce faci c\u00e2nd \u021bi se pi\u0219\u0103 c\u00e2inele \u00een bosche\u021bi, c\u0103 hai, poate c\u0103catul \u00eel str\u00e2ngi \u00een pung\u0103, dar de pi\u0219at? \u00cei fu\u021bi un \u0219ut \u00een cur? C\u0103 to\u021bi pe care \u00eei \u0219tiu c\u0103 cresc pot\u0103i \u00een cas\u0103 ies cu ei ca sa se plimbe \u0219i s\u0103 se pi\u0219e afar\u0103, c\u0103 \u00een cas\u0103 pute.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Caz \u00een care, ce ave\u021bi, m\u0103, cu oamenii afla\u021bi \u00een nevoie? OK, nu-i o imagine pl\u0103cut\u0103, demn\u0103, nici pentru ei, dar e op\u021biunea pe care o au atunci. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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