{"id":18153,"date":"2020-08-09T08:10:38","date_gmt":"2020-08-09T07:10:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=18153"},"modified":"2020-08-09T11:19:52","modified_gmt":"2020-08-09T10:19:52","slug":"oameni-strangatori","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=18153","title":{"rendered":"Oameni str\u00e2ng\u0103tori"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Expresia modern\u0103 e hoarderi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Uneori e de bine, alteori nu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cen episodul \u0103sta \u00eemi trebuia ni\u0219te platband\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Ma duc la magazin s\u0103 cump\u0103r, sper s\u0103 g\u0103sesc ceva mai groas\u0103, de 5. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tata m\u0103 opre\u0219te pe loc. Stai, m\u0103 , calm c\u0103 avem . De unde dracu’ avem at\u00e2tea fiare, nu pot s\u0103 \u00eemi dau seama. Comunismu’…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Ia s\u0103 t\u0103iem din asta. E de la tac-t\u0103u mare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

…care s-a dus de aproape 20 de ani, a \u021binut mai mult platbanda, fierul e fier, probabil m\u0103 va succede \u0219i pe mine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-M\u0103, dar la ce i-a trebuit lui platband\u0103? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Aaa, p\u0103i a luat-o de undeva, c\u0103 voia s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i fac\u0103 roti la c\u0103ru\u021b\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u0103 uit la c\u0103ru\u021ba r\u0103mas\u0103 prin curte \u0219i aia de pe vremea lui \u0219i v\u0103d c\u0103 are totu\u0219i ro\u021bi de cauciuc, nu din alea de lemn potcovite cu metal. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Ii zic tatei \u0219i confirm\u0103, dar asta c\u0103 el a luat platband\u0103 \u00eenainte, c\u00e2nd a f\u0103cut c\u0103ru\u021ba, ap\u0103ruser\u0103 ro\u021bi pneumatice pe toate drumurile gen. Planificare, b\u0103i taic\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Observa\u021bi c\u0103 nu am zis “cump\u0103rat” , ci luat, c\u0103 habar nu am de unde cump\u0103rai platband\u0103 in anii ’70. Cel mai probabil de la unul care o fura de la stat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cu el mergeam cu porcii pe islaz c\u00e2nd aveam p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een 10 ani , avea o nebunie a lui, ducea porcii la p\u0103scut , nu c\u0103 nu am fi avut m\u00e2ncare pentru ei, ci pentru c\u0103 zicea el c\u0103 nu fac carnea bun\u0103 dac\u0103 nu tr\u0103iesc bine. P\u0103i dac\u0103 eu m-a\u0219 plimba pe lunc\u0103 de nebun \u0219i m-a\u0219 scalda c\u00e2nd e cald afar\u0103, porcul de ce s\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103 altfel? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dup\u0103 ce s-a dus el, porcii no\u0219tri ( un articol legat de asta m\u00e2ine) au tr\u0103it bine mersi \u0219i \u00een boxe, nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 i-au sim\u021bit lipsa, lui sau sc\u0103ldatului, nici gustul c\u0103rnii de porc de acum 25 de ani nu mi-l mai aduc aminte. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar \u00eemi aduc aminte c\u0103 str\u00e2\u00e2ngea toate tablele \u0219i toate c\u0103caturile de prin gunoaie, c\u0103 lui \u00eei trebuie. F\u0103cea tata spume c\u0103 aduce toate gunoaiele acas\u0103. Uite c\u0103 acuma \u00eemi d\u0103du s\u0103 tai din gunoaiele lui. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bine, \u00eentre timp mai str\u00e2nge \u0219i tata. Dar nu a\u0219a. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Expresia modern\u0103 e hoarderi. Uneori e de bine, alteori nu. \u00cen episodul \u0103sta \u00eemi trebuia ni\u0219te platband\u0103. -Ma duc la magazin s\u0103 cump\u0103r, sper s\u0103…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":18152,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1178,571,500],"tags":[924,2584,4059],"class_list":["post-18153","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-la-tara","category-life-log","category-self","tag-amintiri","tag-amintiri-din-epoca-de-aur","tag-vintila"],"views":1302,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/platbanda-veche-de-50-de-ani6987569453122848129.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-4IN","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18153","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18153"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18153\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18154,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18153\/revisions\/18154"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/18152"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18153"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18153"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18153"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}