{"id":18170,"date":"2020-08-13T16:13:07","date_gmt":"2020-08-13T15:13:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=18170"},"modified":"2020-08-13T16:14:43","modified_gmt":"2020-08-13T15:14:43","slug":"un-scurt-voleu-de-logica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=18170","title":{"rendered":"Un scurt voleu de logic\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p>M-am trezit azi cu o intrebare, dou\u0103, trei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Ai auzit c\u0103 candideaz\u0103 B\u0103selu la prim\u0103rie?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Nu, nu \u0219tiu, nu-mi pas\u0103 \u0219i nu cred, la mine la prim\u0103rie candideaz\u0103 al\u021bii?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Nu coaie, la Bucure\u0219ti, cu cine votezi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Cu nimeni, pula mea, nu am votat niciodata acolo, nu am avut domiciliul acolo nici c\u00e2t am locuit acolo, dar de un an \u0219i mai bine nici nu mai locuiesc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Aceste trasoare preg\u0103titoare fiind lansate ( m\u0103 las\u0103 rece) a venit reverul pe care-l v\u0103d \u0219i pe restul internetului. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>-C\u0103 candideaz\u0103 B\u0103selu ca s\u0103 \u00eei ia voturile lu&#8217;  Nicu\u0219or Dan ( coaie, n-am nimic cu omul \u0219i nu \u00eemi pas\u0103, dar m\u0103 amuz\u0103,  \u0103sta se preg\u0103te\u0219te s\u0103 ajung\u0103 primar de prin 2012, cred, sau de c\u00e2nd se preg\u0103te\u0219te Dinamo pentru Liga Campionilor si mereu ii trage cineva pre\u0219ul &#8211; nu-\u0219i pune nimeni problema c\u0103 pula mea, poate nu-i suficient de bun, sau de conving\u0103tor pentru fotoliul \u0103la, nu?) \u0219i c\u0103 e vina lu&#8217; B\u0103sescu c\u0103 o s\u0103 c\u00e2\u0219tige Firea pentru c\u0103 candideaz\u0103 el.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"364\" height=\"200\" data-attachment-id=\"18172\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=18172#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/bullet-through-the-head200.gif\" data-orig-size=\"364,200\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"bullet-through-the-head200\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/bullet-through-the-head200.gif\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/bullet-through-the-head200.gif\" src=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/bullet-through-the-head200.gif\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-18172\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Coaie, glon\u021bul \u0103sta mi-a trecut direct prin creier \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 \u00eemi mai curge scuipat din gur\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cum am zis, nu dau doi bani pe nici cine nicicare dintre ei, da&#8217; ce-ar fi s\u0103 nu-i vota\u021bi pe \u0103ia care nu-i vre\u021bi, ci doar pe \u0103ia de-i vre\u021bi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Eu v\u0103d treaba asta altfel. Chiar \u0219i \u00een sistemul \u0103sta viciat de alegeri, cu un tur, c\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103 \u0103la cu cei mai mul\u021bi sus\u021binatori, nu \u0103la cu cei mai pu\u021bini.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u0103 obosesc s\u0103 scriu asta c\u0103 mereu v\u0103d c\u0103catul \u0103sta &#8211; vaai, candideaz\u0103 \u201dX\u201d ca s\u0103 \u201dfure voturi\u201d el nu vrea s\u0103 c\u00e2\u0219tige. B\u0103, poate, nu zic nu, dar care pula mea e nemul\u021bumirea, c\u0103 nu m\u0103 prind.  Faptul c\u0103 candideaz\u0103 oameni, faptul c\u0103 au sus\u021bin\u0103tori, faptul c\u0103 \u0103la pe care \u00eel vrei tu nu are destui? Exist\u0103 vreo dou\u0103 \u021b\u0103ri \u00een Europa unde opozi\u021bia este aleas\u0103 pe spr\u00e2ncean\u0103, iar c\u00e2nd se \u00eent\u00eempl\u0103 altfel e nasol. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La prim\u0103ria aia au fost ale\u0219i unii din cei mai nemeritorii oameni pe care mi i-a\u0219 putea imagina pe pozi\u021bia aia, de la Halaicu, la Lis, p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i Oprescu care a mai mi\u0219cat una alta printre  dou\u0103 \u0219p\u0103gi ( fa\u021b\u0103 de \u0103ia doi) \u0219i to\u021bi au c\u00e2\u0219tigat pentru c\u0103 contra-candida\u021bii lor erau mai nevotabili dec\u00e2t ei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dac\u0103 Lis v-a convins s\u0103-l vota\u021bi, pe voi sau pe p\u0103rin\u021bii vo\u0219tri, dac\u0103 Halaicu, dac\u0103 Vanghelie la sectorul 5, nu da\u021bi, \u00een pula mea, vina pe B\u0103sescu sau al\u021bi contra-candida\u021bi dac\u0103 nu v\u0103 iese omul, serios. L\u0103sa\u021bi-o \u00een pula goal\u0103,  Pe \u0103sta l-au b\u0103tut Oprescu \u0219i Prigoan\u0103 \u00een 2012, ce c\u0103cat, pe principiul \u0103sta, dac\u0103 candideaz\u0103 \u0219i Prigoan\u0103 iar \u00ee\u0219i mai ia b\u0103taie o dat\u0103, nu? S\u0103 nu mai candideze nimeni, sau cum?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ce e \u0103sta, cultul lipsei de personalitate? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M-am trezit azi cu o intrebare, dou\u0103, trei. -Ai auzit c\u0103 candideaz\u0103 B\u0103selu la prim\u0103rie? -Nu, nu \u0219tiu, nu-mi pas\u0103 \u0219i nu cred, la mine&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":18171,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[170],"tags":[4065],"class_list":["post-18170","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-politice","tag-nicusor-dan-2020-pierde-alegerile-a-treia-oara"],"views":1062,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/1-111_1200.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-4J4","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18170","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18170"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18170\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18174,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18170\/revisions\/18174"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/18171"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18170"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18170"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18170"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}