{"id":18324,"date":"2020-09-03T23:19:34","date_gmt":"2020-09-03T22:19:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=18324"},"modified":"2020-09-04T09:44:48","modified_gmt":"2020-09-04T08:44:48","slug":"cum-sa-nu-fii-un-militian-de-circulatie-incompetent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=18324","title":{"rendered":"Cum s\u0103 nu fii un mili\u021bian de circula\u021bie incompetent"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Incompeten\u021ba \u00een Rom\u00e2nia a trecut de mult de cotele la care o detestam \u0219i ne era ru\u0219ine cu ea \u00een lume. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cen punctul \u0103sta ne l\u0103ud\u0103m cu asta \u0219i batem recorduri. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

M-a marcat o chestie c\u00e2nd am v\u0103zut postarea asta a poli\u021biei \u0219i nu a fost arogan\u021ba \u0219i tupeul de a scrie a\u0219a ceva \u0219i de a pune problema \u00een felul \u0103sta. Nu. La asta<\/a> m\u0103 a\u0219teptam, doar am reac\u021bionat – nu c\u0103 i-ar durea \u00een cur de mine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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M-a marcat faptul c\u0103 discu\u021bia se cristaliza \u0219i pute\u021bi citi comentariile, \u00een a-i face pe poli\u021bi\u0219ti s\u0103 \u00een\u021beleag\u0103 c\u0103 nu prea trebuie s\u0103 ne pese nou\u0103 cet\u0103\u021benilor c\u0103 nu-s ei capabili s\u0103 verifice online o asigurare s\u0103 c\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103 accepte o copie pe telefon. Efectiv m-a luat cu un fior \u0219i m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc a\u0219a – coaie, ce pro\u0219ti suntem. To\u021bi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Articolul \u0103sta \u00eel scriu c\u0103 am c\u00e2\u021biva amici \u0219i prieteni poli\u021bi\u0219ti; unii lucra\u021bi la circula\u021bie al\u021bii \u00een alte divizii \u0219i nu \u0219tiu, nici nu-mi pas\u0103, ce \u0219p\u0103gi lua\u021bi, dac\u0103 lua\u021bi – dar \u0219tiu c\u0103 pro\u0219ti nu sunte\u021bi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ok, nu sunte\u021bi premian\u021bi Nobel, nici eu nu sunt, dar nici pro\u0219ti. Altfel mi-ar fi ru\u0219ine s\u0103 zic c\u0103-mi sunte\u021bi prieteni. \u0218i m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc c\u0103 poate v\u0103 pas\u0103 \u0219i dac\u0103 nu face\u021bi asta deja, pute\u021bi s\u0103 face\u021bi ni\u0219te chestii minime, ca s\u0103 se \u0219i vad\u0103 c\u0103 sunte\u021bi oameni inteligen\u021bi care-\u0219i fac norma muncind cu cap, nu ca la C.A.P. . <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dac\u0103 deja face\u021bi asta, c\u0103 nu am inventat eu gaura din macaroan\u0103, poate v\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u021ba\u021bi \u0219i colegii \u0103ia mai de ga\u0219c\u0103 s\u0103 fac\u0103 \u0219i ei. Pe \u0103ia mai lache l\u0103sa\u021bi-i s\u0103 fie r\u00e2me, c\u0103 nu putem fi to\u021bi \u0219mecheri. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

B\u0103, baie\u021bi – eu, \u00een principiu, nu am nicio problem\u0103, dac\u0103 m\u0103 opre\u0219te poli\u021bia, s\u0103 \u00eei ar\u0103t agentului asigurarea \u0219i actele \u0219i-mi ofer concursul s\u0103-l ajut s\u0103-\u0219i fac\u0103 treaba, s\u0103 m\u0103 lase dracului s\u0103 plec la treaba mea, c\u0103 n-am plecat de acas\u0103 ca s\u0103 stau pe dreapta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Desigur c\u0103 uneori voi poli\u021bi\u0219tii nu vre\u021bi neap\u0103rat s\u0103 v\u0103 face\u021bi treaba, ci alte \u0103lea, dar nu-i vorba de asta acum. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

E vorba de altceva. Ca poli\u021bist ar trebui s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi fie ru\u0219ine s\u0103 m\u0103 opre\u0219ti doar ca s\u0103 \u00eemi ceri actele ca s\u0103 vezi dac\u0103 le am \u00een regul\u0103. <\/strong> Re\u021bine, eu nu zic c\u0103 s\u0103 nu mi se cear\u0103 actele c\u00e2nd sunt oprit, asta e o chestie secundar\u0103, c\u0103 pe h\u00e2rtie, c\u0103 online, cum ne pricepem, c\u0103 suntem \u021bar\u0103 \u00eenapoiat\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Boss, dac\u0103 e\u0219ti poli\u021bist \u0219i opre\u0219ti ma\u0219ini prin sondaj, doar ca s\u0103 le verifici actele, s\u0103 vezi tu dac\u0103 Gogu are asigurare valabila, ITP-ul ne-expirat \u0219i permisul nesuspendat, e\u0219ti cam idiot , dar \u0219efii t\u0103i sunt pro\u0219ti targ\u0103, cu m\u0103m\u0103lig\u0103 \u00een gur\u0103, po\u021bi s\u0103 le spui c\u0103 am zis eu asta. Ba\u021bi la u\u0219\u0103 – cioc, cioc – \u0219i le spui : B\u0103, mi-a zis \u0103sta s\u0103-\u021bi transmit c\u0103 e\u0219ti prost cu m\u0103-ta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

P\u0103i dac\u0103 \u00een secolul \u0103sta eu circul pe strad\u0103 cu num\u0103rul rablei afi\u0219at la vedere, iar tu ai nevoie s\u0103 m\u0103 opre\u0219ti ca s\u0103 te ui\u021bi pe ni\u0219te h\u00e2rtii aflate \u00een posesia mea \u0219i s\u0103 te convingi dac\u0103-s \u00een regul\u0103, \u00een func\u021bie de ce \u00ee\u021bi ar\u0103t eu, ci nu \u0219tii asta de dinainte s\u0103 m\u0103 opre\u0219ti, iei salariu de poli\u021bist degeaba, c\u0103 poli\u021bist \u00eenseamn\u0103 altceva. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nici m\u0103car mili\u021bian <\/strong> nu po\u021bi s\u0103 fii, serios. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Uite cum a\u0219 face eu dac\u0103 a\u0219 fi \u00een locul t\u0103u \u0219i m-a\u0219 umple de prime \u0219i promov\u0103ri, c\u0103 eu sunt bun la orice. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

La orice chestie e bine s\u0103 fii organizat \u0219i s\u0103 ai un plan. S\u0103 zicem c\u0103 vreau s\u0103-mi fac planul pe dat amenzi de asigurare lips\u0103. Sau s\u0103 iau taloane \u0219i s\u0103 dau amenzi pentru ITP expirat. \u00cen mod normal ar trebui s\u0103 le po\u021bi face pe am\u00e2ndou\u0103 o dat\u0103, dar nu \u0219ti\u021bi to\u021bi cu tehnologia ca mine, a\u0219a c\u0103 merge \u0219i c\u00e2te una pe r\u00e2nd, dac\u0103 nu v\u0103 descurca\u021bi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pot s\u0103 \u00een\u021beleg c\u0103 \u00een Poli\u021bia Rom\u00e2n\u0103 lipse\u0219te tehnologia, c\u0103 interfa\u021b\u0103rile cu baze de date lipsesc \u0219i alea. Ar trebui s\u0103 ave\u021bi to\u021bi ni\u0219te chestii \u0219mechere , dar nu le ave\u021bi. \u0218tiu asta. C\u0103, \u00een mod normal, ar trebui s\u0103 ai o camer\u0103 pe ma\u0219in\u0103 care filmeaz\u0103 traficul, cite\u0219te numere de ma\u0219in\u0103 \u0219i le caut\u0103 \u00een baza de date dup\u0103 \u201dprobleme\u201d. Cum g\u0103se\u0219te unul cu o problem\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi fute o palm\u0103 dup\u0103 ceaf\u0103, c\u0103 tu dormi pe scaun cu \u0219apca pe ochi \u0219i pac, pleci dup\u0103 \u0103la \u0219i \u00eel opre\u0219ti. C\u0103 cam a\u0219a se face treaba \u00een vest, munce\u0219te omul doar dac\u0103 nu are \u00eencotro, dar rezultate trebuie s\u0103 avem. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar asta e, suntem romulani s\u0103raci \u0219i trebuie s\u0103 muncim un pic mai mult. Dar nici chiar stahanovist, s\u0103 oprim ma\u0219ini la \u00eent\u00e2mplare sau dup\u0103 ochi, da?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Uite cum faci, dac\u0103 ai un laptop de la poli\u021bie ia-l la tine, dac\u0103 nu, cere unu sau cump\u0103r\u0103-\u021bi pe banii t\u0103i. Nu te str\u00e2mba c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 \u021bi-l dea statul cum \u00ee\u021bi d\u0103 uniform\u0103, pistol \u0219i bocanci . A\u0219a e, trebuie, dar te ajut\u0103 mai mult dec\u00e2t pistolul \u0219i e mai ieftin, c\u0103 nu-\u021bi trebuie cine \u0219tie ce , po\u021bi \u0219i cu un telefon, dar mai greu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Du-te la tine la departamentul de IT, sau daca nu ai chiar niciun om competent, vorbe\u0219te cu \u0103ia de la RAR \u0219i spune-le : Coaie, vreau \u0219i eu un excel cu ma\u0219inile ( numarul de \u00eenmatriculare e suficient, cred) care au ITP-ul expirat ( adic\u0103, \u0103ia care nu \u0219i-au \u00eennoit ITPul). Garantat au situa\u021bia asta \u0103ia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu trebuie s\u0103 ceri nume \u0219i prenume \u0219ofer, nicio informa\u021bie protejat\u0103 de GDPR, doar num\u0103r de \u00eenmatriculare, jude\u021bul, eventual localitatea, dar nu musai, \u0219i data expir\u0103rii ITP-ului. Le excluzi pe \u0103lea care au expirat ieri alalt\u0103ieri. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218tiu c\u0103 \u00een mintea ta tu tocmai pe \u0103\u0219tia vrei s\u0103-i arzi, dar eu zic s\u0103 nu munce\u0219ti aiurea, c\u0103 nici \u0103\u0219tia de la RAR nu sunt automa\u021bi \u0219i poate \u00ee\u0219i actualizeaz\u0103 datele cu ceva \u00eent\u00e2rziere \u0219i fraierul a apucat s\u0103-\u0219i fac\u0103 ITP dar nu l-au scris \u0103ia. Dar dac\u0103 e o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, e cam pariu cu cot\u0103 sigur\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vezi \u0219i tu cam pe unde sunt cei mai mul\u021bi cu ITPuri expirate, te postezi cu rabla pe margine, cum stai cu radarul, doar c\u0103 la vedere. S\u0103 te vad\u0103 to\u021bi, s\u0103 fac\u0103 semnal din faruri \u0219i s\u0103 \u00eencetineasc\u0103 fraierii, ca s\u0103 ai timp s\u0103 cite\u0219ti numerele pe ambele sensuri \u0219i s\u0103 cau\u021bi dup\u0103 ele \u00een excel. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi face cineva ceva mai \u0219mecherit – bine, dac\u0103 nu, aia e , te descurci cu CTRL + F, c\u0103 nu suntem to\u021bi programatori. Iar dac\u0103 e\u0219ti b\u0103iat de\u0219tept, bagi \u00een excelul \u0103la \u0219i ma\u0219inile cu asigurare expirat\u0103 – sigur le po\u021bi lua de la brokeri, de la diverse servcii. Asigur\u0103torii, dac\u0103 \u00eei suni s\u0103 le ceri o list\u0103 de numere de \u00eenmatriculare cu ITP-uri expirate \u021bi le dau imediat, c\u0103 lor le faci un bine. Pe \u0103ia cu permise expirate ( de ma\u0219inile lor te intereseaz\u0103, care au) po\u021bi s\u0103-i ceri de la \u0219efii t\u0103i sau de la ceva secretariat. La fel \u0219i autovehiculele ai c\u0103ror conduc\u0103tori au fost sanc\u021biona\u021bi cu suspendarea permisului, le-a expirat dovada \u0219i nu au contestat \u00eenc\u0103 sanc\u021biunea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bagi acolo numerele \u00een excel \u0219i stai la p\u00e2nd\u0103. Fraierii trec pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 tine \u0219i \u00eencetinesc , crez\u00e2nd c\u0103 e\u0219ti cu radarul – dac\u0103 stai \u00een zon\u0103 cu limit\u0103 de 30, i-ai spart, iar tu \u00eei cau\u021bi \u00een timp real. Cum vezi c\u0103 trece unu pe care \u00eel ai \u00een excel – dup\u0103 el, taic\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u00e2nd l-ai oprit pe \u0103la mergi, nu c\u0103 la sigur, c\u0103 poate \u0219i-a rezolvat omul problema \u0219i tu nu ai datele, se mai \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103, dar la aproape sigur. \u0218i-l iei a\u0219a frumos, cu respect fa\u021b\u0103 de cet\u0103\u021bean, c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u021bi spune el din top c\u0103 a uitat asigurarea sau talonul, sau permisul acas\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cu \u201dDom’ne , dac\u0103 le ave\u021bi \u00een vreo copie pe telefon, orice, haide\u021bi c\u0103 m\u0103 descurc eu s\u0103 caut dac\u0103-s valide. \u0218ti\u021bi, eu v-am oprit c\u0103 la mine aici apare c\u0103 n-a\u021bi avea permis, circula\u021bi cu ITP-ul expirat \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 asigurare, dar poate nu am eu ultimele informa\u021bii, mai c\u0103uta\u021bi-v\u0103 pe undeva, poate – poate\u201d<\/em>. \u0218tii cum e, altfel pui problema c\u00e2nd \u0219tii c\u0103-l ai \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 pe fraier. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

S\u0103 stai tu ca amatoru’ la pescuit f\u0103r\u0103 momeal\u0103 \u00een c\u00e2rlig, c\u0103 poate poate \u00eel nimere\u0219ti tu pe \u0103la cu actele \u00een neregul\u0103, \u00een timp ce opre\u0219ti oameni la \u00eent\u00e2mplare nu e doar o dovad\u0103 de lips\u0103 de respect fa\u021b\u0103 de cet\u0103\u021bean, dar \u0219i una de prostie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sincer v\u0103 spun – mie nu \u00eemi place meseria de poli\u021bist, dar dac\u0103 a\u0219 fi unul a\u0219 fi primul pe unitate la planul de amenzi, avertismente, \u0219p\u0103gi luate, tot ce-ave\u021bi voi acolo \u00een materie de criterii de performan\u021b\u0103 \u0219i nici nu m-a\u0219 obosi prea tare cu munca. M-ar decora \u0103ia ca pe Stalin \u00eentr-un an. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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