{"id":18407,"date":"2020-09-14T18:51:57","date_gmt":"2020-09-14T17:51:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=18407"},"modified":"2020-09-14T19:47:21","modified_gmt":"2020-09-14T18:47:21","slug":"ultrascurt-sunt-crize-si-crize","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=18407","title":{"rendered":"Ultrascurt: Sunt crize \u0219i crize"},"content":{"rendered":"
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29 de grade , m\u0103 urc \u00een ma\u0219in\u0103 s\u0103 iau un copil de la \u0219coal\u0103, c\u0103 azi sunt de r\u00e2nd din lips\u0103 de resurse capabile s\u0103 c\u0103l\u0103reasc\u0103 o ma\u0219in\u0103 \u0219i c\u0103 acum copiii merg in direc\u021bii diferite. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dau s\u0103 plec \u0219i m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc de ce c\u0103cat mi-am luat jacheta dup\u0103 mine, o aveam de diminea\u021b\u0103, alte vremuri atunci. O pun pe locul din dreapta \u0219i un pic le\u0219inat m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc \u00een mintea mea: ” b\u0103, coaie , poate ar trebui s\u0103 cump\u0103r \u0219i io o rabla la care A\/C-ul porne\u0219te instant, sau pe care pot s\u0103 o pornesc din cas\u0103 s\u0103 se r\u0103ceasc\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 ajung. “<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dau dou\u0103 pedale \u0219i intru pe “principal\u0103” \u0219i zic c\u0103 da, a\u0219a o s\u0103 fac. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar system integrity check-ul se activeaz\u0103 \u0219i \u00eemi spune: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Coaie, e cald \u0219i nu g\u00e2nde\u0219ti in toate min\u021bile, e criz\u0103 \u0219i tu stai cu chirie, nu mai visa ma\u0219ini, deschide in pizda m\u0103-tii geamul; hai c\u0103 sunt electrice pe fa\u021b\u0103, ape\u0219i un buton, te crezi lord deja?<\/em> <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ceea ce \u0219i fac \u0219i brusc e altceva, dom’ne. Mergee. Dar \u0219i mai brusc apar in oglinda retrovizoare, dracu’ \u0219tie de unde, dou\u0103 decapotabile, un Lotus Elise \u0219i cred c\u0103 <\/em>un Pagani Huayra ( am c\u0103utat pe net s\u0103 v\u0103d ce dracu’ e ultima c\u0103 nu am v\u0103zut vreodat\u0103). Eh, nu \u0219tiu sigur de a doua, c\u0103 era mai in urm\u0103 \u0219i au f\u0103cut ambele dreapta c\u00e2nd am f\u0103cut eu st\u00e2nga, dar Lotusul avea pl\u0103cu\u021b\u0103 de \u00eenmatriculare cu “20”, adic\u0103 de anul \u0103sta ( m\u0103car nu era cu “70” – de luna asta ) .<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Una lume vede lucrurile altfel \u0219i simte criza pe alte frecven\u021be, b\u0103nuiesc. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

29 de grade , m\u0103 urc \u00een ma\u0219in\u0103 s\u0103 iau un copil de la \u0219coal\u0103, c\u0103 azi sunt de r\u00e2nd din lips\u0103 de resurse capabile…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":18408,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[4110],"class_list":["post-18407","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-de-criza","tag-criza-2020"],"views":1763,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Lotus-Elise.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-4MT","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18407","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18407"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18407\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18411,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18407\/revisions\/18411"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/18408"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18407"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18407"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18407"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}