{"id":18441,"date":"2020-09-19T11:14:43","date_gmt":"2020-09-19T10:14:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=18441"},"modified":"2020-09-19T11:14:43","modified_gmt":"2020-09-19T10:14:43","slug":"consideratii-de-weekend-frunzulita-de-alun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=18441","title":{"rendered":"Considera\u021bii de weekend:  Frunzuli\u021b\u0103 de alun&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p>Le-am m\u00e2ncat pe toate. Dac\u0103 e ceva ce \u00eemi place la casa asta e ca are un alun in spate \u0219i dou\u0103 tufe de c\u0103tin\u0103. Mai \u00eembuc ceva, mai vine un porumbel, o veveri\u021b\u0103.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1500\" height=\"2000\" data-attachment-id=\"18439\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=18439\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/alun-si-catina5383241273502604141.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1500,2000\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"alun-si-catina5383241273502604141.jpg\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/alun-si-catina5383241273502604141-360x480.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/alun-si-catina5383241273502604141-1440x1920.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/alun-si-catina5383241273502604141.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-18439\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/alun-si-catina5383241273502604141.jpg 1500w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/alun-si-catina5383241273502604141-360x480.jpg 360w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/alun-si-catina5383241273502604141-1440x1920.jpg 1440w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/alun-si-catina5383241273502604141-150x200.jpg 150w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/alun-si-catina5383241273502604141-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/alun-si-catina5383241273502604141-1152x1536.jpg 1152w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1500px) 100vw, 1500px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>E un prun in fa\u021ba casei dar nu o s\u0103 apuc eu s\u0103 fac \u021buic\u0103 din \u0103la, n-am v\u0103zut p\u00e2n\u0103 acum vreo prun\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cu alunul e altceva. Mai beau o cafea \u00een curticic\u0103 ( un fel de balcon mai mare ), mai sparg o aluna. Ini\u021bial imi trecea prin cap s\u0103 le sparg \u00een din\u021bi, c\u0103 de putut pot, dar m&amp;a costat ceva s\u0103 repar stric\u0103ciunile pe care mi le-am cauzat fiind prost \u00een adolescen\u021b\u0103 \u0219i nu-i vorba de bani, c\u0103 timpul, bisturiul \u0219i burghiul dor un pic mai tare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Urm\u0103toarea op\u021biune pentru o maimu\u021b\u0103 e piatra. Dar hei, oamenii au inventat scule mai profi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1500\" height=\"2000\" data-attachment-id=\"18440\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=18440\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/sparge-alune-cu-cleste-de-tevi3560157999816065051.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1500,2000\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"sparge-alune-cu-cleste-de-tevi3560157999816065051.jpg\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/sparge-alune-cu-cleste-de-tevi3560157999816065051-360x480.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/sparge-alune-cu-cleste-de-tevi3560157999816065051-1440x1920.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/sparge-alune-cu-cleste-de-tevi3560157999816065051.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-18440\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/sparge-alune-cu-cleste-de-tevi3560157999816065051.jpg 1500w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/sparge-alune-cu-cleste-de-tevi3560157999816065051-360x480.jpg 360w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/sparge-alune-cu-cleste-de-tevi3560157999816065051-1440x1920.jpg 1440w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/sparge-alune-cu-cleste-de-tevi3560157999816065051-150x200.jpg 150w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/sparge-alune-cu-cleste-de-tevi3560157999816065051-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/sparge-alune-cu-cleste-de-tevi3560157999816065051-1152x1536.jpg 1152w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1500px) 100vw, 1500px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0218i cu astea distrugem planeta \u0219i epuiz\u0103m resursele imediat. \u00cen dou\u0103zeci de minute am m\u00e2ncat tot alunul, inclusiv pe alea c\u0103zute pe jos, acuma stau \u00een cur pe scaun \u0219i m\u0103 uit, p\u00e2n\u0103 la anu&#8217;. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mno. Ce-avea dac\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2neam eu la piatr\u0103? <br \/> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Le-am m\u00e2ncat pe toate. 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