{"id":1867,"date":"2015-04-02T13:37:46","date_gmt":"2015-04-02T11:37:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=1867"},"modified":"2015-04-02T22:17:36","modified_gmt":"2015-04-02T20:17:36","slug":"ba-mie-sa-nu-mi-stricati-ziua-nici-prejudecatile","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=1867","title":{"rendered":"Ba, mie sa nu-mi stricati ziua, nici prejudecatile."},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Ba ce-mi place la astia \u00a0cum sunt ei sociabili si vin la birou , pac toata lumea saluta pe toata lumea , \u00a0to\u021bi  barbatii \u00a0se duc pre\u0219 de pupa toate femeile , tzoc-tzoc, nu , nu saru-mana, au evoluat , cheek kiss.<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>In \u00a0zece ani , daca mai sunt p-aci , presupun ca \u00a0vor fi direct cu limbile innodate cordial , iar in douazeci , vor trebui sa organizeze ceva cabine de &#8220;salut&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Bineinteles ca chestiile astea nu mi se aplica . Ma uit un pic dubios.<\/p>\n<p>Ma intreba unu ,gen : &#8221; La voi nu e asa cu salutul, nu? &#8220;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8221; Ba , nu prea. La noi se cheama adulter ce faceti voi aci. Mai,\u00a0\u00a0merge ceva apropiat, intre prieteni apropiati, sau &#8221; la ocazii&#8221;. \u00a0&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Dar , aici toti suntem prieteni. &#8220;&#8230;Aha, marmota.<\/p>\n<p>Oricum, alta e ideea. Cum e ultima zi si toti sunt prieteni , se gandesc ei sa ma intrebe daca nu cumva vreau sa merg cu ei la pranz la un restaurant de &#8220;seafood&#8221; , ca e o crima sa stai in Franta si sa nu mananci Sea Food. Si zic eu:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ba , ce &#8220;sea food&#8221; aveti voi in cap , macrou, \u00a0ton , ceva cotlet de rechinos , sau viermi , muci si chestii cu tentacule.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Bineinteles , ca vor sa ma umfle\u00a0cu monstri marini care sa-mi sparga burta si sa ma devoreze\u00a0din interior.<\/p>\n<p>N-am nimic cu nimeni , mancati ce vreti \u00a0din partea mea , tata, da&#8217; pe mine nu ma puteti\u00a0combina la cacaturi.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Asa ca le-am spus eu , ca merg eu\u00a0\u00a0frumos la cantina unde am mancat \u00a0ceva &#8220;pave \u00a0de \u00a0beuf, bien fait! &#8220;. Asa de bien fait ca mugea cand bagam furculita in ea.<\/p>\n<p>Gen , hai s-aveti pofta!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/i13.photobucket.com\/albums\/a260\/Hans_Breuer\/Ptyasdhumnadesyearling100722_25.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/i13.photobucket.com\/albums\/a260\/Hans_Breuer\/Ptyasdhumnadesyearling100722_25.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"455\" height=\"305\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ba ce-mi place la astia \u00a0cum sunt ei sociabili si vin la birou , pac toata lumea saluta pe toata lumea , \u00a0to\u021bi barbatii \u00a0se&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[136,82],"tags":[348],"class_list":["post-1867","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-civilisation","category-prin-lume","tag-fructe-de-mare"],"views":2338,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-u7","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1867","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1867"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1867\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1877,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1867\/revisions\/1877"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1867"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1867"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1867"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}