

{"id":18853,"date":"2020-12-18T11:06:00","date_gmt":"2020-12-18T11:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=18853"},"modified":"2020-12-18T10:50:34","modified_gmt":"2020-12-18T10:50:34","slug":"mergi-nu-mergi-bateria-se-uzeaza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=18853","title":{"rendered":"Mergi-nu mergi, bateria se uzeaz\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p>A stat anul \u0103sta rabla din UK pe dreapta de s-a plictisit. No problem, c\u0103  si aia din Romania, noroc ca prietenul care o are la poarta i\u0219i mai face c\u00e2te un pustiu de bine s-o mai \u00eenv\u00e2rt\u0103 de colo-colo.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0218i \u00eentr-o bun\u0103 zi, ieri, m\u0103 sun\u0103  so\u021bia c\u0103 a r\u0103mas cu rabla la \u0219coal\u0103, parcat\u0103 \u00een benzin\u0103rie, nu porne\u0219te. Se restarteaz\u0103 tot bordul c\u00e2nd bag\u0103 cheia, nu merge, cod de eroare 94, cod pe pizda m\u0103-sii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bine. Sun la unii cu platform\u0103, m\u0103 \u00eenvoiesc de la o \u0219edin\u021b\u0103, chem un taxi. Timp \u00een care so\u021bia ajunge acas\u0103 pe jos. A\u0219a \u0219tii c\u0103 faci drumuri prea scurte cu rabla. \u00cenviorarea de diminea\u021b\u0103, 3 kilometri. Merge. Ea, eu merg cu taxiul, c\u0103 n-am \u00eenebunit, nici timpul \u0103sta liber. Ajung la fa\u021ba locului, benzinesc, sc\u00e2nteiesc, da, nu merge,nu d\u0103 peste cap. Ori bateria, ori electromotorul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Aia e , s\u0103-l sun pe \u0103la cu platforma s\u0103 vie mai repede \u00een mor\u021bii lui.  Un alt taximetrist, Mr. \u201dI&#8217;m muslim so I like to help&#8221; , ma \u00eentreab\u0103 dac\u0103 am cabluri de curent, s\u0103 m\u0103 porneasc\u0103 el. N-am , da-s \u00een benzin\u0103rie, stai a\u0219a. M\u0103 duc, decartez 17 lire, m\u0103 \u00eentorc cu cabluri.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nea&#8217; taximetristul &#8220;c\u0103, ho, u\u0219or, nu trage a\u0219a de ele c\u0103 le \u00eempachet\u0103m \u0219i le duci \u00eenapoi, \u00ee\u021bi iei banii pe ele\u201d.  Nex, c\u0103 n-am , le opresc eu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nu \u0219tia omul nimic, c\u0103 se pune \u00eent\u00e2i plusul pe  ma\u0219ina aia bun\u0103, apoi&#8230; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pula, p\u00e2n\u0103 m-am dus eu s\u0103 iau o \u0219urubelni\u021b\u0103 din rucsac el pusese plusul \u0219i minusul pe rabla mea, capetele celelalte \u00een scurt, scoteau sc\u00e2ntei, m\u0103 uit la el &#8211; b\u0103, nu prea \u0219tie \u0103sta, dar vrea s-ajute. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Ho, nene, stai a\u0219a, c\u0103 \u0219i-a\u0219a e futut\u0103, hai s\u0103 n-o mai punem \u00een scurt.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Direct pe vitez\u0103, s\u0103 pun\u0103 masa pe ma\u0219ina lui, c\u0103 m\u0103 porne\u0219te imediat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-M\u0103, nene, m\u0103, eu am mai r\u0103mas f\u0103r\u0103 curent \u0219tiu cum se face. Nu a\u0219a. Porne\u0219te motorul \u00eent\u00e2i&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Eu n-am mai r\u0103mas niciodat\u0103, dar am v\u0103zut la televizor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cred \u0219i eu c\u0103 n-a r\u0103mas, el are Mercedes E Klasse din 2019, nu Vauxhall Meriva din 2010, la care ar\u0103ta becul negru la baterie de ast\u0103 var\u0103, dar am decis eu c\u0103 cred c\u0103 nu s-a futut, doar e nemears\u0103 ea&#8230;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mno, legat plusurile, legat minusurile, luat lumin\u0103, cum se face cre\u0219tine\u0219te, nu pe sistem dezorganizat musulman,  mul\u021bumit omului&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ho, stai a\u0219a, paranteza:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Eu, venit din Rom\u00e2nia, el taximetrist, m-am sim\u021bit nevoit s\u0103-l \u00eentreb pe om \u201dc\u00e2t face\u201d, c\u0103 a\u0219a e cre\u0219tine\u0219te la noi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Domnule, v\u0103 afla\u021bi \u00eentr-o situa\u021bie dificil\u0103, sunt musulman ( da, textul politic), e pl\u0103cerea mea s\u0103 v\u0103 ajut. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Treaba e alta. \u00cen \u021bara asta observ c\u0103 omul random de pe strad\u0103 dac\u0103 te ajut\u0103 nu o face ca s\u0103 ia o pauz\u0103 de la statul cu m\u00e2na \u00eentins\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C\u00e2nd ai primit vreodat\u0103 curent de la un taximetrist f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-i dai 20 de lei?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ultima dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd am cerut curent unui taximetrist ( eu uit mereu becurile aprinse \u0219i consum bateriile, doar de data asta nu e cazul, c\u0103 n-am mai folosit eu ma\u0219ina de o mie de ani \u0219i se sting singure la asta) \u00een Bucure\u0219ti mi-a cerut din start, 20 de lei, dac\u0103 vrei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-OK. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Ai cabluri?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Nu \u0219tiu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Am eu, 30 de lei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Stai s\u0103 m\u0103 uit \u00een portbagaj.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0218i de atunci prefer s\u0103 sun direct la firme care \u00ee\u021bi ofer\u0103 serviciul \u0103sta \u0219i pl\u0103tesc c\u00e2t cost\u0103. Sau la prietenul care \u00eemi p\u0103streaz\u0103 ma\u0219ina, dac\u0103 nu se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 de dou\u0103 ori \u00eentr-o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, sau ceva. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Acuma am sunat la firma care ofer\u0103 serviciul \u0103sta cu tot cu platform\u0103 ca s\u0103 nu mai vie, c\u0103 s-a rezolvat \u0219i nu-mi bat joc de oameni. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bateria asta PARE s\u0103 fie aia original\u0103 ( c\u0103 e General Motors ) dar nu-s sigur, poate o fi fost schimbat\u0103 vreodata &#8211; 10 ani(?) . G\u0103sesc eu baterii destule \u0219i ieftine, de la 70 de lire \u00een sus. Dar una s\u0103 vin\u0103 ieri-azi, nu.  Am gasit eu ceva , vin \u0219i-o \u0219i monteaz\u0103.  Da \u0219i cost\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C\u0103 aia e idea, aici oamenii sunt gentili \u0219i \u00ee\u021bi ofer\u0103 ei ajutorul, dar de la jobul lor iau \u0219i bani, nu lucreaz\u0103 pe \u201dmul\u021bumesc\u201d ca taxiul din Rom\u00e2nia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-style-default\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"540\" height=\"281\" data-attachment-id=\"18854\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=18854#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/cat-costa-sa-schimbi-bateria-la-masina-143-lire.png\" data-orig-size=\"540,281\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"cat-costa-sa-schimbi-bateria-la-masina-143-lire\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/cat-costa-sa-schimbi-bateria-la-masina-143-lire-480x250.png\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/cat-costa-sa-schimbi-bateria-la-masina-143-lire.png\" src=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/cat-costa-sa-schimbi-bateria-la-masina-143-lire.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-18854\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/cat-costa-sa-schimbi-bateria-la-masina-143-lire.png 540w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/cat-costa-sa-schimbi-bateria-la-masina-143-lire-480x250.png 480w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/cat-costa-sa-schimbi-bateria-la-masina-143-lire-200x104.png 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Dac\u0103 o montez eu pe asta o scot la 117 lire &#8211; bine, trebuia s\u0103 merg dupa ea.  Adus\u0103 acas\u0103 vreo 130. Cu 10 lire taxiul \u0219i 17 cablurile , se f\u0103cur\u0103 9 milioane aproape! Lumeee.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Apropo de care, eu nu am auzit \u00een via\u021ba mea de Yuasa ( eu \u0219tiu din \u0103lea Bosch, Varta, Rombat), dar aparent sunt firm\u0103 \u0219mecher\u0103, garan\u021bie 5 ani ( mai mult dec\u00e2t mai \u021bin eu rabla asta)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Treaba e c\u0103  e posibil ( r\u0103m\u00e2ne s\u0103 verific, s\u0103 fie ceva care consum\u0103 bateria aia \u0219i nu-s becuri), motorul parc\u0103 nu-mi place cum s-aude. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-video\"><video height=\"960\" style=\"aspect-ratio: 1280 \/ 960;\" width=\"1280\" controls src=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/1608289078.mp4\"><\/video><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>S\u0103 vezi cum \u00eemi cump\u0103r eu ma\u0219in\u0103 nou\u0103&#8230; Nou\u0103 \u00een sensul de alta, b\u0103. Dar asta la anu&#8217; , dup\u0103 ce-o v\u00e2nd pe asta, etc.  Mai vedem. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un cod de eroare tot persist\u0103 acolo, f\u0103r\u0103 nicio noim\u0103 &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/airbagcode.com\/vauxhall-meriva\/60\">60<\/a>, de c\u00e2nd s-a pu\u0219cat bateria.  O s-o duc la service, c\u00e2nd o s\u0103 am timp .<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A stat anul \u0103sta rabla din UK pe dreapta de s-a plictisit. 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