{"id":18928,"date":"2021-01-04T17:48:12","date_gmt":"2021-01-04T17:48:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=18928"},"modified":"2021-01-04T17:48:12","modified_gmt":"2021-01-04T17:48:12","slug":"ultrascurt-balada-cu-noua-politie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=18928","title":{"rendered":"Ultrascurt: Balad\u0103 cu noua poli\u021bie"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p>C\u00e2nd prime\u0219ti <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2021\/01\/02\/us\/shoplifting-christmas-police-trnd\/index.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">un bonus<\/a> de la poli\u021bie pentru c\u0103 ai furat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"886\" height=\"1920\" data-attachment-id=\"18926\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=18926#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/screenshot_20210104-0539472363099029670839566437.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"923,2000\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"screenshot_20210104-0539472363099029670839566437.jpg\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/screenshot_20210104-0539472363099029670839566437-886x1920.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/screenshot_20210104-0539472363099029670839566437-886x1920.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-18926\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/screenshot_20210104-0539472363099029670839566437-886x1920.jpg 886w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/screenshot_20210104-0539472363099029670839566437-222x480.jpg 222w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/screenshot_20210104-0539472363099029670839566437-92x200.jpg 92w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/screenshot_20210104-0539472363099029670839566437-768x1664.jpg 768w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/screenshot_20210104-0539472363099029670839566437-709x1536.jpg 709w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/screenshot_20210104-0539472363099029670839566437.jpg 923w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 886px) 100vw, 886px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Poli\u021bia aceast\u0103 organiza\u021bie care ofer\u0103 asisten\u021b\u0103 social\u0103 infractorilor. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Star Trek, suntem pe drumul cel bun.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Spre comunism.  Adio capitalismului cel r\u0103u care pune oamenii \u00een situa\u021bia de a fura pentru c\u0103 n-au. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>10 ani \u00een viitor &#8211; nici n-o s\u0103 mai \u0219tim dac\u0103 am f\u0103cut mi\u0219to sau am vorbit serios cu textul \u0103sta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>#policepr <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>C\u00e2nd prime\u0219ti un bonus de la poli\u021bie pentru c\u0103 ai furat. Poli\u021bia aceast\u0103 organiza\u021bie care ofer\u0103 asisten\u021b\u0103 social\u0103 infractorilor. 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