{"id":18975,"date":"2021-01-16T06:59:00","date_gmt":"2021-01-16T06:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=18975"},"modified":"2021-01-16T08:45:36","modified_gmt":"2021-01-16T08:45:36","slug":"umor-negru-de-familie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=18975","title":{"rendered":"Umor negru de familie"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Copilul cel mic nu \u0219tiu ce l-am trimis s\u0103 fac\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Tati, tati vino s\u0103 vezi ceva . Pe un ton foarte preocupat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Acolo sus <strong>pe sob\u0103 <\/strong> sunt multe <em>chibrite<\/em>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Soba nu mai e in func\u021bionare de mult\u0103 vreme , dar ar putea fi , la o adic\u0103, c\u0103 func\u021bional\u0103 e \u0219i nu o d\u0103r\u00e2m. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">M\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam la cutii de chibrituri, dar nu. Be\u021be. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1920\" height=\"1440\" data-attachment-id=\"18973\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=18973#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/baiatul-cu-chibrite4125129986438801655.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"2000,1500\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"baiatul-cu-chibrite4125129986438801655.jpg\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/baiatul-cu-chibrite4125129986438801655-1920x1440.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/baiatul-cu-chibrite4125129986438801655-1920x1440.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-18973\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/baiatul-cu-chibrite4125129986438801655-1920x1440.jpg 1920w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/baiatul-cu-chibrite4125129986438801655-480x360.jpg 480w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/baiatul-cu-chibrite4125129986438801655-200x150.jpg 200w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/baiatul-cu-chibrite4125129986438801655-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/baiatul-cu-chibrite4125129986438801655-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/baiatul-cu-chibrite4125129986438801655.jpg 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1920px) 100vw, 1920px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Multe. P\u00e2r\u00e2ciosul d\u0103 vina pe copilul cel mare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-&#8230; le-a pus acolo. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Io prost, \u00eentreb : <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-De ce. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A\u0219a cu punct, c\u0103 nu a\u0219tept un r\u0103spuns. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-A zis c\u0103 vrea s\u0103 dea foc la cas\u0103! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-La casa copil\u0103riei mele ? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Daaa! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-C\u00e2nd? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Nu mai \u0219tiu, demult. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Bine&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00centreb copilul mare: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8211; B\u0103i, de ce vrei s\u0103 dai foc la casa noastr\u0103 mi\u0219to? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Eeeh, am glumit, nu vorbeam serios.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-AIA \u0218TIU, dar de ce ai pus be\u021bele pe sob\u0103? C\u0103 dac\u0103 face cineva focul vor lua foc cu tot cu casa, c\u0103-i din lemn. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Aaaa&#8230; Nu m-am g\u00e2ndit. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Bravo. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mda. Fix a\u0219a \u0219i glume din astea aveam \u0219i eu, fiul cel mare \u0219i piroman. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cele mai bune glume le face genetica. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Copilul cel mic nu \u0219tiu ce l-am trimis s\u0103 fac\u0103. -Tati, tati vino s\u0103 vezi ceva . 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