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Fiecare opera\u021bie \u00een lumea asta are un factor de succes. \u0218i nicio activitate nu-i 100% repetabil\u0103 cu succes. Trebuie doar s\u0103 repe\u021bi de suficient de multe ori ca sa dai peste o eroare. Uneori, pentru tine, numarul \u0103la e 1. La fel e \u0219i botezul <\/a>ratat de la Suceava. F\u0103r\u0103 \u00eendoial\u0103 e un caz de malpraxis acolo, se descurc\u0103 popii cu asta, c\u0103 au bani \u0219i-s insured by Jesus<\/em>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ca om care a trecut prin botezul unuia din copiii lui, cu rezerve \u0219i \u00eempotrivire moderat\u0103 ( la al doilea am zis nu <\/strong> \u0219i gata, c\u0103 nu mai eram a\u0219a t\u00e2n\u0103r s\u0103 tot turn\u0103m noi copii a proasta \u00een caz c\u0103 ceva mergea aiurea) pot s\u0103 declar urm\u0103toarele. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dac\u0103 cite\u0219ti noul testament ai s\u0103 \u00een\u021belegi c\u0103 botezul \u00eenseamn\u0103 \u0219i moarte. E o rena\u0219tere. Nu prezint acuma dogma botezului \u00eentru Cristos \u0219i interpret\u0103rile religioase, dar \u00een Noul Testament procedeul este destul de clar evocat ca baptiz\u014d<\/em> \u0219i bapt\u00edzein<\/em> , dou\u0103 cuvinte care \u00eenseamn\u0103 imersie, scufundare \u0219i \u00eennec \u0219i dac\u0103 studiezi pu\u021bin ai s\u0103 reg\u0103ese\u0219ti c\u0103-s cuvinte folosite \u00een descrieri fatale ale vremii. Deci la botez te ui\u021bi la pop\u0103 cum \u00ee\u021bi omoar\u0103 copilul \u0219i rena\u0219te, simbolic desigur. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Eh, c\u00e2teodat\u0103 nu e at\u00e2t de simbolic \u0219i nu rena\u0219te. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cum st\u0103team eu alb ca lum\u00e2narea \u0219i m\u0103 uitam cum \u00eei \u00eenmaneaz\u0103 so\u021bia copilul cu pl\u0103m\u00e2nii fragezi na\u0219ei, iar ea popii, \u00eentr-o duminic\u0103 de toamn\u0103 t\u00e2rzie \u0219i oarecum rece, m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam \u00een capul meu – b\u0103, eu nu sunt de acord cu procedura asta , dar e copilul ei, s-a chinuit s\u0103-l nasc\u0103, poate s-o fi r\u0103zg\u00e2ndit \u0219i nu mai vrea s\u0103-l creasc\u0103, nu m\u0103 bag s-o reclam dac\u0103 iese prost – pe principiul – dac\u0103 n-are bulan, sau nu st\u0103 bine pe rezisten\u021b\u0103 fizic\u0103 mai bine s\u0103 afl\u0103m de-acum. E ca \u0219i cum ai face retur \u0219i pl\u0103te\u0219ti doar transportul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Deci, dac\u0103 e\u0219ti spartan adev\u0103rat, \u00ee\u021bi pui toate \u0219ansele \u00een credin\u021ba \u0219i sf\u00e2ntul bulan pe care vrei s\u0103 \u021bi-l \u00eencerci, consider c\u0103 botezul e o idee bun\u0103, \u00eenv\u00e2r\u021bi copilul de-un picior \u00een cristelni\u021b\u0103, ca pe rulet\u0103 \u0219i dac\u0103 iese viu, a trecut CTC-ul, po\u021bi s\u0103-l iei acas\u0103, mare noroc va avea \u00een via\u021b\u0103, s\u0103 sper\u0103m c\u0103 nu l-a consumat pe tot atunci. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Noroc de p\u0103rin\u021bi ca lumea e evident c\u0103 n-a avut, dar a\u0219a e \u00een via\u021b\u0103, nu le po\u021bi avea pe toate. A\u0219a am zis \u0219i eu atunci, dup\u0103 ce s-a \u00eencheiat ceremonia \u0219i am dat \u0219paga ( c\u0103 doar nu joci via\u021ba copilului la cristelni\u021b\u0103 moca), c\u00e2nd m-am \u00eenchinat cu fa\u021ba la Dumnezeu, umilindu-m\u0103, cum se face \u00een rug\u0103ciuni, cu : <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201dDoamne, c\u00e2\u021bi pro\u0219ti ne-am adunat la un loc! Eu cel mai mare, c\u0103 am trimis invita\u021biile. Mare minune c\u0103 suntem to\u021bi \u00een via\u021b\u0103.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i de-atunci am spus pas la treaba asta pentru oricare viitori copii ce s-au mai \u00eent\u00e2mplat, una la m\u00e2n\u0103, c\u0103, uit\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 la copil, lep\u0103darea asta de Satana n-a \u021binut mult; au intrat dracii \u00een el destul de repede ( bani da\u021bi degeaba, cum ar veni, c\u0103 pe certificatul de botez a uitat s\u0103 completeze garan\u021bia).A doua c\u0103, b\u0103, eu nici nu vreau s\u0103 se lepede de Satana \u0219i s\u0103 se m\u00e2ntuiasc\u0103. Eu am to\u021bi dracii la locul lor \u0219i m\u0103 simt bine a\u0219a, m\u00e2ntuirea se face prin moarte, c\u00e2t timp tr\u0103ie\u0219ti \u00eempar\u021bi via\u021ba cu proprii demoni \u0219i cu ai altora, sau cel pu\u021bin a\u0219a e la mine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar mai merg (rar) la botezuri, \u00een familie nu altfel, c\u00e2nd m\u0103 mai cheam\u0103. Cred c\u0103 m\u0103 marginalizeaz\u0103 ai mei, s\u0103 nu se supere doamne-doamne pe ei c\u0103-l aduc pe aghiu\u021b\u0103 \u00een biseric\u0103. Bine, merg, \u00een principiu, s\u0103-l v\u0103d pe proasp\u0103tul sc\u0103pat cu via\u021b\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103-i felicit c\u0103 au coaie. Serios. \u00cei v\u0103d a\u0219a senini \u0219i ferici\u021bi de parc\u0103 au venit cu el de la tuns, nu de la exorcizat. Eu aveam sentimentul \u0103la de c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u021bi iese cineva din opera\u021bie, \u00eemi venea s\u0103 \u00eel \u00eentreb pe pop\u0103: \u201da sc\u0103pat? n-avea cancer, nu? Doar p\u0103cate din \u0103lea mici?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ce mi se pare de ne\u00een\u021beles e s\u0103 te duci cu copilul \u00ceN IDEEA C\u0102 \u00ceL \u00ceMP\u0102RT\u0102\u0218ESTE <\/strong>agentul lu’ Dumnezeu cu taina <\/strong> botezului, coaie, adic\u0103 \u00eel prime\u0219te Dumnezeu \u00een r\u00e2ndul cre\u0219tinilor, ca pe fi-su, dar c\u00e2nd trage ap\u0103 la supap\u0103 nu o hale\u0219ti p-aia cu \u201da\u0219a (n-<\/strong>)a vrut Dumnezeu\u201d, te-apuci tu s\u0103 cercetezi, brusc nu mai crezi. Noo, atunci a gre\u0219it popa? Pai cum poate s\u0103 gre\u0219easc\u0103, m\u0103, popa dac\u0103 el face acolo chestii cu m\u00e2na lu’ Dumnezeu, ca Maradona? \u0218i dac\u0103 popa e de vin\u0103, ce pula mea c\u0103uta\u021bi acolo? C\u0103 eu asta m-am \u00eentrebat de la cap la altul al slujbei \u201dce pula mea caut eu aici, coaie? cum pula mea pot fi at\u00e2t de prost?\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n

N-o spun pe post de b\u0103taie de joc la adresa ghinionistei familii, sau \u201dshaming\u201d – c\u0103 nu-i cazul \u0219i nu m\u0103 consider, dup\u0103 cum am men\u021bionat, prea de\u0219tept la treaba asta prin compara\u021bie. At\u00e2ta c\u0103 cu fiecare asemenea ocazie nefericit\u0103 e un prilej pentru mine s\u0103-mi fac autocritica gen \u201dcoaie, acum o mie de ani ce handicapat eram , mi-a\u0219 fi omor\u00e2t copilul \u0219i nici m\u0103car nu credeam \u00een vreun dumnezeu sau \u00een popi\u201d \u0219i s\u0103 m\u0103 bucur c\u0103 totu\u0219i a trecut timp \u0219i dac\u0103 un om \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103\u021b\u00e2nat ca mine poate s\u0103 \u00eenve\u021be s\u0103 aprecieze via\u021ba din via\u021ba lui \u0219i munca proprie mai mult dec\u00e2t p\u0103rerile familiei \u0219i s\u0103-\u0219i caute locul \u00een alte repere dec\u00e2t conformismul tradi\u021bional \u0219i religios, poate \u0219i al\u021bii-s \u00een stare. Poate. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

La fel ca \u0219i botezul, suferin\u021ba purific\u0103. Sau mutileaz\u0103 – depinde de subiect. Pentru mine e doar chatarsis, pentru al\u021bii e mai \u00een concret.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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