{"id":19181,"date":"2021-02-16T07:51:35","date_gmt":"2021-02-16T07:51:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=19181"},"modified":"2021-02-16T09:18:17","modified_gmt":"2021-02-16T09:18:17","slug":"paralel-cu-rabdarea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=19181","title":{"rendered":"Paralel cu r\u0103bdarea"},"content":{"rendered":"
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C\u00e2ndva eram un om foarte-foarte r\u0103bd\u0103tor. Nu \u0219tiu exact c\u00e2nd, c\u0103 nu \u00eemi aduc aminte, de fapt cred c\u0103 a\u0219a \u00eemi place mie s\u0103 spun, r\u0103bdarea pentru mine e un concept mult prea abstract ca s\u0103 \u00eel \u00een\u021beleg complet. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar ce \u0219tiu e c\u0103 am din ce in ce mai pu\u021bin\u0103. \u0218i nu-i neap\u0103rat bine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

De ceva vreme afi\u0219a c\u00e2ntarul 888 c\u00e2nd m\u0103 suiam pe el \u0219i oric\u00e2t m-am \u00eengr\u0103\u0219at iarna asta, b\u0103nuiam c\u0103 nu \u00eel dau \u00eenc\u0103 peste cap. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Zic c\u0103 probabil trebuie s\u0103 schimb bateria. Nu azi, nu m\u00e2ine, dar o schimb eu. \u00centr-o zi cump\u0103ra so\u021bia una, \u00eel desfac in grab\u0103 , o montez \u0219i gata. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u0103 sui pe el \u0219i nu merge. Fuuutu-i mor\u021bii m\u0103-sii – zic, s-a stricat \u0219i am dat banii degeaba pe baterie. Nicio problem\u0103, \u00eel arunc \u0219i cump\u0103r altul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Iute la m\u00e2nie \u0219i degrab\u0103 a da comanda pe amazon, m\u0103 duc, aleg, c\u00e2nd s\u0103 pl\u0103tesc m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc c\u0103 totu\u0219i acuma nu mai afi\u0219eaz\u0103 888 , acuma nu se mai aprinde deloc. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Poate am pus eu bateria invers, poate – baag pula, comand altul acum! Nu \u00eel mai desfac eu inca o dat\u0103 s\u0103 verific asta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Noroc cu demonul zg\u00e2rceniei care \u0219ade paznic pe um\u0103rul din dreptul m\u00e2inii de dat, care-mi spunea: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Hai, coaie, f\u0103 un efort. Ia \u0219urubelni\u021ba \u0219i mai desf\u0103-l o dat\u0103, m\u0103soar\u0103-l c\u0103 de aia \u0219i dat 15 lire pe ap\u0103ratul de m\u0103sur\u0103 ca sa masori o baterie de juma’ de lir\u0103 , s\u0103 nu o schimbi dac\u0103 nu e nevoie. Hai, nu da \u00eenc\u0103 15 aiurea pe cantar. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Futu-i zgarcenia mor\u021bilor… cump\u0103r altul acum! AM ZIS!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-B\u0103, pulic\u0103, sunt 15 lire, \u0219tii c\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi m\u0103n\u00e2nci din cur la din astea, las\u0103 fi\u021bele, hai, ia \u0219urubelni\u021ba aia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i o iau a\u0219a \u00een sc\u00e2rb\u0103 \u0219i nervi \u0219i v\u0103d c\u0103 bateria era pus\u0103 bine, dar nu dezlipisem h\u00e2rtia care o \u021bine s\u0103 nu se consume nemontat\u0103 \u0219i cu semnul anti copii pe ea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nici nu \u0219tiam c\u0103 are a\u0219a ceva. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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C\u00e2ndva eram un om foarte-foarte r\u0103bd\u0103tor. Nu \u0219tiu exact c\u00e2nd, c\u0103 nu \u00eemi aduc aminte, de fapt cred c\u0103 a\u0219a \u00eemi place mie s\u0103 spun,…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":19180,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19181","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-general-trash"],"views":1360,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/cantar-aparat-masura-baterie.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-4Zn","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19181","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19181"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19181\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19185,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19181\/revisions\/19185"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/19180"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19181"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19181"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19181"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}