{"id":19292,"date":"2021-04-11T06:03:00","date_gmt":"2021-04-11T05:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=19292"},"modified":"2021-04-07T22:58:07","modified_gmt":"2021-04-07T21:58:07","slug":"noul-laptop-trebuia-sa-fie-dell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=19292","title":{"rendered":"Noul Laptop trebuia s\u0103 fie Dell"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p>V\u0103 spun m\u00e2ine ce e. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00centr-o noapte, cum stau eu \u0219i lucrez seara t\u00e2rziu p\u00e2n\u0103 m\u0103 uit\u0103 somnul, au b\u0103tut unii la u\u0219\u0103. Deloc preocupat de ora t\u00e2rzie, le-am deschis \u0219i i-am \u00eentrebat cine sunt \u0219i ce vor. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211;  C\u0103 suntem de la NASA \u0219i avem nevoie de&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Le-am t\u0103iat-o scurt. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Poate vre\u021bi s\u0103 spune\u021bi de la ESA, c\u0103 aici \u00een UK nu e \u00een jurisdic\u021bia americanilor \u0103lora. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-A\u0219a, corect, de la ESA suntem, da&#8217; avem nevoie de tine \u00een spa\u021biu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-La ora asta, dom&#8217;ne? Nu mai putea\u021bi a\u0219tepta p\u00e2n\u0103 diminea\u021b\u0103? Unde dracului ne urc\u0103m \u00een spa\u021biu noaptea, c\u0103 nu vedem nimica pe \u00eentuneric.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Nu, acuma, c\u0103 e grab\u0103 mare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-\u0218i cu ce-a\u0219 putea eu s\u0103 v\u0103 ajut, vi s-a stricat SAP-ul pe Sta\u021bia Interna\u021bional\u0103, sau ce? C\u0103 la altceva cred c\u0103 g\u0103si\u021bi pe altcineva mai bun. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Nu c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 configur\u0103m ceva. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Bine, dar. Sta\u021bi a\u0219a s\u0103 m\u0103 schimb din pijamale \u0219i vin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Hai mai repede, c\u0103 st\u0103m cu racheta pornit\u0103 \u0219i consum\u0103 mult. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-O fi, dar trebuie  s\u0103-mi g\u0103sesc rucsacul, c\u0103 cu pandemia asta n-am mai plecat la munc\u0103 de-un car de vreme \u0219i nu \u0219tiu pe unde l-am l\u0103sat.  Gata. Hai c\u0103 arunc laptopul \u00een el \u0219i mergem. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Iau laptopul \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103rc\u0103torul , \u00een sf\u00e2r\u0219it mi-am luat \u0219i eu un Dell Precision cu ecran  din ala mi\u0219to \u0219i 16\/10, cu \u0219asiu din aluminiu, fi\u021b\u0103, ce s\u0103 mai. M\u0103 trezesc cu o palm\u0103 dup\u0103 ceaf\u0103 \u0219i-l aud pe vinovat cum se dezumfl\u0103 de dezam\u0103gire.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-A\u0103\u0103\u0103. P\u0103i ce-ai f\u0103cut, m\u0103 , nene, m\u0103?!!! Unde dracului crezi c\u0103 te duci a\u0219a?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-A\u0219a cum?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-A\u0219a cu laptopul \u0103la. TU NU \u0218TII CARE E SINGURUL LAPTOP CERTIFICAT \u00ceN SPA\u021aIU?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Mba da, scuze,  dar s\u0103 vede\u021bi c\u0103 eu voiam s\u0103 cump\u0103r Thinkpad, chiar am f\u0103cut comand\u0103 de dou\u0103 ori, dar m-au am\u00e2nat 4 luni de fiecare dat\u0103, zici c\u0103 toat\u0103 lumea vrea s\u0103 mearg\u0103 \u00een spa\u021biu \u00een perioada asta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Ce scuze, u\u0103i pulic\u0103, ai v\u0103zut tu pe cineva cu Dell \u00een spa\u021biu? Tu crezi c\u0103 noi aici lucr\u0103m cu scuze? Dac\u0103 se f\u0103r\u00e2m\u0103 m\u00e2ine Sta\u021bia interna\u021bional\u0103 \u0219i pic\u0103 ne cerem scuze \u0219i gata?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Nu, dar am auzit ca HP ZBook&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Ce HP, b\u0103i, \u0103sta-i Dell, da?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Da, c\u0103 eu l-am luat pentru munca mea, c\u0103 nu \u0219tiam c\u0103 veni\u021bi chiar acuma, c\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 acum de peste 10 ani folosesc doar  Thinkpaduri \u0219i m-am toot uitat lung, dar dac\u0103 n-a venit nimeni am zis c\u0103 nu e bai, dac\u0103 tura asta \u00eel cump\u0103r pe \u0103sta. M\u0103 duc \u0219i \u00eel caut pe \u0103la vechi, sau poate ave\u021bi dumneavoastr[ vreunul s\u0103-mi \u00eemprumuta\u021bi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Ce \u0103la vechi, b\u0103i, un&#8217; te crezi aici?! Ia uite la el, nici laptop n-are \u0219i el vrea \u00een spa\u021biu. Ia, hai gata, c\u0103 plec\u0103m, am gre\u0219it adresa. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Hai, domne, c\u0103 nu m\u0103 l\u0103sa\u021bi a\u0219a, c\u0103 n-am \u0219tiut&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0218i s-au dus , m-am trezit balt\u0103, dar mi-a fost clar c\u0103 nu-mi cump\u0103r io laptop care nu e certificat c\u0103 func\u021bioneaz\u0103 \u00een spa\u021biu, c\u0103 dac\u0103 m\u0103 prind nepreg\u0103tit \u0219i ratez?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V\u0103 spun m\u00e2ine ce e. \u00centr-o noapte, cum stau eu \u0219i lucrez seara t\u00e2rziu p\u00e2n\u0103 m\u0103 uit\u0103 somnul, au b\u0103tut unii la u\u0219\u0103. 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