{"id":19443,"date":"2021-03-29T05:45:00","date_gmt":"2021-03-29T04:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=19443"},"modified":"2021-03-25T10:39:53","modified_gmt":"2021-03-25T10:39:53","slug":"ing-scuza-mea-sa-ma-pot-intoarce-in-romulania","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=19443","title":{"rendered":"ING: Scuza mea s\u0103 m\u0103 pot \u00eentoarce \u00een Romulania"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p>\u00cen cazul \u00een care nu \u0219tia\u021bi &#8211; poate nici nu v\u0103 intereseaz\u0103, dar v\u0103 spun eu oricum, \u00een timp ce \u00een Rom\u00e2nia Ararat, cu Ciuc\u0103 \u0219i care mai sunt , se trag de \u0219ireturi cum s\u0103 mai pun\u0103 restric\u021bii care s\u0103 ajute s\u0103 mai scaz\u0103 num\u0103rul de infect\u0103ri la valul 4 &#8211; voi acolo \u00een Rom\u00e2nia \u00eei spune\u021bi #3, c\u0103 n-a\u021bi \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat s\u0103 num\u0103ra\u021bi, aici\u0219ea p\u0103 Anglea, lumea se preg\u0103te\u0219te de relaxare de pe 28, c\u0103 a sc\u0103zut \u201deru\u201d( R), infect\u0103rile \u0219i num\u0103rul de mor\u021bii \u0219i r\u0103ni\u021bii m\u0103-sii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Totul bine doar c\u0103 relaxarea e cu m\u0103sur\u0103, nu care cumva s\u0103 plece careva \u00een vacan\u021b\u0103 prin alte \u021b\u0103ri de pa\u0219tele catolic \u0219i protestant, c\u00e2nd au vacan\u021b\u0103 copiii \u0103stora, c\u0103 IAR SE \u00ceNTORC INFECTA\u021aI \u0219i iar cu lockdown , cu pula mea. Evident c\u0103 lumea are o p\u0103rere subiectiv\u0103 despre asta, \u00een care m\u0103 includ, b\u0103ga-mi-a\u0219 pula \u00een restric\u021biile lor de handicapa\u021bi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Carevas\u0103zic\u0103 ai voie s\u0103 ie\u0219i din \u021bar\u0103 doar dac\u0103 ai motiv \u00eentemeiat, cu declara\u021bie ( huh, \u0103\u0219tia au luat modelul de la rom\u00e2ni, lol ), nu te plimbi tu brambura de capul t\u0103u. Vacan\u021ba nu e motiv \u00eentemeiat, e <strong>interzis\u0103!<\/strong><br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.gov.uk\/guidance\/national-lockdown-stay-at-home#when-you-can-leave-home\" data-type=\"URL\" data-id=\"https:\/\/www.gov.uk\/guidance\/national-lockdown-stay-at-home#when-you-can-leave-home\"><strong>Legea. <\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Prin urmare, na, lumea \u00eencepe s\u0103 g\u0103seasc\u0103 motive, o vizit\u0103 la medic, eu m\u0103 uitam c\u0103 \u0219tiam pe cineva care se \u00eensoar\u0103, ce nu \u00eemi plac mie alea, hai cu invita\u021biile mai repede, ce facem aici. Cic\u0103 dac\u0103 min\u021bi amend\u0103 5,000 de lire. Adic\u0103, dac\u0103 ai tax\u0103 de dat la stat 5,000 de lire , <strong>sau dac\u0103 nu e\u0219ti rezident \u00een UK po\u021bi s\u0103 pleci. Nu faptul c\u0103 am eu cas\u0103 \u0219i colo \u0219i colo nu merge, futu-i \u00een frez\u0103, \u00eemi trebuie mai mult. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0218i a venit ING, banca mea de sufletu&#8217; \u0219i cristo\u0219ii mor\u021bilor m\u0103-sii, c\u0103 m\u0103 chinui s\u0103 mut ni\u0219te bani de ceva vreme,  s\u0103-mi dea o m\u00e2n\u0103 de ajutor.  Cam ca o pervers\u0103 de pe T\u00e2rgu Ocna, a\u0219a. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I-auz, din mailul de la ei:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-style-default\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"802\" height=\"733\" data-attachment-id=\"19444\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=19444#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/image-16.png\" data-orig-size=\"802,733\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"image-16\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/image-16.png\" src=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/image-16.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-19444\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/image-16.png 802w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/image-16-480x439.png 480w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/image-16-200x183.png 200w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/image-16-768x702.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 802px) 100vw, 802px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u0103 roag\u0103 s\u0103 fac un drum p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een fabulosul cartier Titan, la ei la bir\u0103u, p\u0103 fizic a\u0219a, ca s\u0103 completez un formular de actualizare date al\u0103turi de colegii lor, \u00een calitate de reprezentant legal al SRL-ului meu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>B\u0103, nu \u0219tiu cum s\u0103 zic, dar mie \u0103sta mi se pare un motiv \u00eentemeiat, c\u0103 am angaja\u021bi de pl\u0103tit, \u0103lea. Nu se poate altfel. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Initial voiam s\u0103-i sun,  s\u0103-i \u00eenjur \u0219i s\u0103 le propun o rezolvare de la distan\u021b\u0103, dar cine sunt eu s\u0103 comentez politicile b\u0103ncilor, b\u0103i?  Cred c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 dau curs acestei solicit\u0103ri, e musai necesar. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cen cazul \u00een care nu \u0219tia\u021bi &#8211; poate nici nu v\u0103 intereseaz\u0103, dar v\u0103 spun eu oricum, \u00een timp ce \u00een Rom\u00e2nia Ararat, cu Ciuc\u0103&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":19445,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[136],"tags":[757],"class_list":["post-19443","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-civilisation","tag-ing"],"views":1382,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/ING-BUSINESS.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-53B","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19443","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19443"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19443\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19446,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19443\/revisions\/19446"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/19445"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19443"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19443"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19443"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}