{"id":19570,"date":"2021-04-13T06:12:00","date_gmt":"2021-04-13T05:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=19570"},"modified":"2021-04-13T08:22:04","modified_gmt":"2021-04-13T07:22:04","slug":"bani-mei-banii-mei-se-pisa-arafat-pe-voi-de-ei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=19570","title":{"rendered":"Bani mei&#8230;banii mei, se pi\u0219\u0103 Arafat pe voi de ei"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p>M\u0103 uitam c\u0103 am pl\u0103tit ni\u0219te taxe mai ieri, at\u00e2t \u00een Marea Britanie (<em>p\u0103 Anglea)<\/em> c\u00e2t \u0219i \u00een Rom\u00e2nia, fr\u0103\u021be\u0219te, s\u0103 nu se supere vreuna din \u021b\u0103ri c\u0103 au r\u0103mas cu m\u00e2na neb\u0103gat\u0103 la mine \u00een buzunar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"976\" height=\"626\" data-attachment-id=\"19571\" 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data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"image-9\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/image-9-480x96.png\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/image-9.png\" src=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/image-9.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-19574\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/image-9.png 579w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/image-9-480x96.png 480w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/image-9-200x40.png 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 579px) 100vw, 579px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u0103run\u021bi\u0219. Fa\u021b\u0103 de ce pl\u0103ti\u021bi \u0103ia care sunte\u021bi angaja\u021bi pe joburi permanente, \u0219i ave\u021bi joburi c\u00e2t-de-c\u00e2t OK, e, \u00een general pu\u021bin; mai pl\u0103tesc \u0219i alte taxe, dar ori\u0219ic\u0103c\u00e2t, fa\u021b\u0103 de c\u00e2t pl\u0103ti\u021bi unii din voi eu sunt pantaloni scur\u021bi. \u0218i totu\u0219i nu mi se pare a\u0219a de ici de colo.  Dac\u0103 ai salariu 2000 de euro pe lun\u0103 pl\u0103te\u0219ti taxe cam c\u00e2t mine ( \u00een Rom\u00e2nia) &#8211; hai un pic mai mult.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>De banii \u0103\u0219tia, vine Arafat \u0219i <a href=\"https:\/\/www.g4media.ro\/video-raed-arafat-explica-evacuarea-spitalului-foisor-unitatile-de-primiri-urgente-din-bucuresti-sunt-pline-cu-pacienti-unii-intubati-nu-am-vrut-sa-i-punem-pe-colegii-nostri-sa-aleaga-ce-pacienti-i.html\">v\u0103 d\u0103 rudele afar\u0103 din spital<\/a> \u0219i-i bag\u0103 pe al\u021bii, bolnavi de covid, iar pe voi v\u0103 doare \u00een pul\u0103.  C\u0103 cic\u0103 s\u0103 nu ajung\u0103 medicii \u00een situa\u021bia de a alege pe cine bag\u0103 la urgen\u021be \u0219i cine a\u0219teapt\u0103 ca domnu&#8217; L\u0103z\u0103rescu \u00een salvare p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eei vine r\u00e2ndul la aer. Mai simplu s\u0103 decid\u0103 el asta \u0219i faptul c\u0103 \u00een Rom\u00e2nia nu te mai po\u021bi trata momentan de nimic altceva de covid, dec\u00e2t la privat, sau dac\u0103 dai \u0219pag\u0103 &#8211; <strong>normal.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Iar bula aia mai \u201dinteligent\u0103\u201d dintre voi zic a\u0219a : <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C\u0103 nu e OK s\u0103 protesteze nimeni, c\u0103 e o situa\u021bie excep\u021bional\u0103 &#8211; care \u021bine de un an, evident. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C\u0103 nu sunt resurse \u0219i pula mea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Normal, c\u0103 nu sunt resurse, habar n-ave\u021bi c\u00e2te impozite pl\u0103ti\u021bi \u0219i ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 cu ele  &#8211; e drept c\u0103 la a doua parte nu \u0219tiu nici eu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Presupun c\u0103 pe Arafat nu-l d\u0103 nimeni afar\u0103, \u0103la \u0219i-a c\u00e2\u0219tigat locul acolo pe via\u021b\u0103, e ca Is\u0103rescu, un clasic \u00een via\u021b\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ce s\u0103 zic, eu continui, ca \u0219i voi, s\u0103-i pl\u0103tesc pe maimu\u021boii \u0103ia s\u0103-\u0219i bat\u0103 joc de voi, dac\u0103 v\u0103 place. I-a\u021bi votat, le suge\u021bi pula c\u0103 ce buni sunt fa\u021b\u0103 de PSD ( nu implic nici m\u0103car \u00een glum\u0103 c\u0103 PSD au fost sau ar fi buni, c\u0103 tot pe Arafat \u00eel rulau \u0219i ei, lol ) da\u021bi-le dedica\u021bii de to\u021bi banii. \u0218i de ai mei.  Cu dedica\u021bie special\u0103, 100 de lei \u0219i pentru jandarmi \u0219i poli\u021bie , s\u0103-nchid\u0103 petrecerea frumos. \u0102ia chiar se pi\u0219\u0103 pe voi la propriu, merit\u0103 banii. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M\u0103 uitam c\u0103 am pl\u0103tit ni\u0219te taxe mai ieri, at\u00e2t \u00een Marea Britanie (p\u0103 Anglea) c\u00e2t \u0219i \u00een Rom\u00e2nia, fr\u0103\u021be\u0219te, s\u0103 nu se supere vreuna&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":19575,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[170],"tags":[4393,4391,4392],"class_list":["post-19570","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-politice","tag-arafat-evacueza-spitale","tag-bani-aruncati-pe-taxe","tag-statul-isi-bate-joc"],"views":1524,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/arunci-cu-bani-in-lautari.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-55E","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19570","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19570"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19570\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19578,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19570\/revisions\/19578"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/19575"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19570"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19570"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19570"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}